To combat the publication on the Internet of questions and answers to the EGE, officials went to the trick. From next year, the questions, as before, for all time zones will be the same, but the correct answers - different.

Axsor: there is a dog on the parking lot alone, I don't like it for some reason, it is constantly crawling. Before yesterday I went, decided to serve her with sauce to show that I was not her enemy. So this creature took and drowned. And when I coughed, I decided that it was I who killed her. Now she hates me even more.

It seems I will never be able to read the word "northern" correctly again from the first time.

Hunting is a very demanding thing. She always wants to be done.

Edelweiss: Shit it up! How did they get the frogs under the windows!!! 2 hours in the night!! They come in the car, open the doors, rub on the whole coil some pops with a spinning fucking buffer and... When you get up from the bed, take the ice shredder and you are going to hide the puzzles, these fools turn off the music and bite a little!!!! Be damned by you!! Tomorrow I’ll take the arbalet and I’ll take you away!!!! to

xxx: soon the average size of the phone will exceed the average size of the member

My wife test. He writes from work:
Throw off the laundry.
In a few seconds:
What happens if you throw jeans in the dishwasher?

In Vilnius, the covers of the sewers were censored.
Covers with inscriptions “Lit. The SSR" in Russian can still be found on the Independence Square and in the vicinity of the Seimas. After this topic attracted media attention, the SSR abbreviations were cut off, only traces of grinding remained.

In this regard, the Seimas stated that "such inscriptions cut the eyes." “It is very ugly that Soviet attributes remain on the historic square,” Deputy Chancellor of Parliament Gediminas Alexonis said.

Official website of the Russian Post:

The storm in the Tula region did not affect the work of the Russian Post. The microcrash that occurred in the city of Efremov in the Tula region did not affect the work of postal communications offices, the delivery of postal correspondence is carried out in the usual mode.

Even the wind cannot accelerate them.

Designer: Elena Anatolievna, what is the name of the person who does everything at the last minute?
Director is unemployed.

to this
> and >
The problem of summer disconnection of hot water in recent years has been solved dramatically.
A couple of weeks before the supposed disconnection, he meets a girl with an apartment from another area, and quietly moves to her, well or comes to wash.
= the =
I went to the bathroom and got married for 10 years.

Eternal Glory of Water

and superstitious:

I went to EVA today. I see, from the parallel, a crowd of people in front of them running after a cat, straight on the bowels! I didn’t understand at first why they had a cat – then I looked at it and it turned out to be black! He crossed the road, erupted, nervous graduates, and then escaped into the basement :)

And done correctly. Because the black cat, crossing your way, just goes on his business. Do not complicate.

Basil is fucking. I watched the teaser for the new Vyu - I guess the speed of rotation of Gogol

Photographed the pop of a familiar girl, and the camera of the phone turned on the landscape mode.

Is Shevchenko Taras still working?
Julia died in 1861.
Aaah, that means no

A couple of years ago, at the end of March in the Moscow region, there was first meltdown, then freezing, then meltdown, then freezing.
There was no snow at all; the black ground was covered with a thick flat layer of ice.
We sit in the woods at a friend’s shower. We drink. I’m thoughtful:"In this weather, both skiers and cyclists look equally idiotic."
In a minute, a skier runs by, and in a minute, a cyclist runs by.

News from Miley:
"Drunk drivers are not allowed in the subway"

E... how? What is not allowed?
Girl, you smell mohito, breathe! You’re a drunk driver, you’re out of the metro.

This family:

to this
> Recently I had sex with my wife’s girlfriend. It turns out that it is not necessary to get married at all.

I recently tended to your best friend’s sex, so 1:1 dear

Because of these kinds of idiots, we don’t have a normal life.

XXX: The Boogie
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yyy: ah, and still turn off the computer and eat the passport))
and

In the morning, he quickly did dirty things in the toilet and ran to work. SMS from wife: "O my great king, show mercy, after you have seated on the throne, scratch with a scepter."