Customer: What is the difference between MS180 steel purchased in Ukraine and Germany? On the photo I see a visual difference in the fixation of the protective shield for the chain

Service center: Visually differences should not be, there is a difference in the country of assembly, Ukrainian gathered in China.

at the stop. There is a girl with a small, hairy dog with a cute pink bat (the dog). I watched, and the dog was sick. It is unfortunate...

Question: What did you smoke?!" - was written in the impotence of the imagination. Such a sad phrase!

You sometimes encounter a curious quote, a game of imagination, chains of ideas, paradoxes of perception, and the interlocutor is clearly unable to support the thought.

The woman burned:
J: You remind me of Dyatla Wooda with your laughter.
I am 0_o
J: Well, the cartoon was like that.
I: Maybe Woody?
No, no Woody!
So he presented Dyatla Wooda with his laughter...

silen81: The GAZ leadership has recognized the existence of parallel universes. In the advertisement of the new newspaper, they called Russia the country of good roads.

The female logic:

- You have broken both legs, you are sick, you are sick, you are full of work and you do not want to come to me! You are not loving me!

Hockey France - Slovakia AC/DC "Highway to Hell" The commentary burns:
“So, ‘Highway to Hell’ sounds under the curtains of the arena, and the national team of France has gone toward the Slovak gates.

I went for the glue. :D
Are you a drug addict?
No, I’ll stick my ears. :D
It is crazy ?

Ekaterina
What are the kids doing? ;)
by Vladimir
well
First build a mill.
Then the cascades.
Ancient Zygmunt
Employing Griffins
They bring children.
=) is
Ekaterina
You have it so difficult.)
by Vladimir
Sex is easier.
RJ

This is the post of Russia.
I have a friend who works on the Russian mail as an operator, her responsibilities include sending various packages, envelopes to small mail...so one day she gathered everything necessary in a package and sent it all with a car that will send the mail...and what you think they lost it!!They lose theirs, not ours.)

On holiday, the hotel chooses
stas : where the water is warmer and more transparent, less wind and better beach - don't know?
Velesvs: and at the same time the cheapest?
I think in the bathroom.

Children are something.
I stood at the stop, two grandmothers and a three-year-old granddaughter approach. From the conversation, I realized that she had met another grandmother at the train station. Yes, coming from Ukraine, because it is loud, conversational and with a bright accent. breaks without rest, and about the weather, and about the clothes, and how in the train dulo, and that the gifts did not bring, because the present itself, etc. TD and TD. And all this trep she intersect with questions to her granddaughter, and not a single fig listening to the answers.
Finally, the grandmother comes out and asks the last question:
Tell me, how do you go to the garden?
“How, how,” replies the darkness. With feet!

Comment on the tracker about the game To the moon - "The game is worthy of what it would be (a terrible word) - BUY!"

In one women's forum, the answer to the question "How to learn a rider's position"

Movements backward and forward at an angle of 80% to the horizon line, 65 cycles per minute, when passing the lower third of the amplitude of movement of the body, periodic accentuated movement of the pelvis forward in the horizontal plane is necessary, the muscles of the hip are relaxed, the muscles of the inner surface of the hip are occasionally shortened by pulse, the upper limbs in a free foothold.

Did you see it?? to
First, the new man means a spider who spends 1.5 hours not knowing what, now a billionaire, a genius and a philanthropist in depression and experiencing panic attacks - what next??? Hulk with a minority complex apologizes to Loki.

You like me dream in dreams, after which you wake up with wet cowards.

Yyy: In order to be described in a dream, it must be something

A real man does not need to bring beauty... the electricity to wash it, and that's all!

The issue of wireless charging of the phone.
xxx: according to the legends, accountants and grandmothers (and grandmothers), telephone stations, Wi-Fi, wireless chargers and other things slowly but surely baking the brain. To save from this malicious radiation can only the artefact known as the "foil cap". Then the TV shows well, and the pension is big, and the country has not ruined :D

In the pilot cabin:

"Pilot Remember – You arrive first at the aircraft crash site!"

And then I’m a little inadequate with Prison.
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Blow up, blow up! Those are you, the illiterate.! to