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I found an odmin girl.
She was sitting in an aske from under Linux.
She has brown legs.
xxx: and sweater with cats %)

From the thematic forum:
What is "Russian Post"?
It delivers...

You’re going to have a daytime soon, right?
I watched my shoes here.
It would be the perfect gift.
You are not in a hurry.
Remember you borrowed me 300 rubles?
YYYYYYYYYY
I will give it to you on your birthday.

A call from a girl. He is interested in affairs and between the affairs goes to the guests. I promised to think and call again. I don’t throw the tube, I listen to what’s happening on the other side. She never shuts off the first connection. I heard funny things a few times. But she stopped hunting forever like this:
Your girlfriend, you need it! Better to dance.
She is the light, we will always be able to blow up with you. I have menta in two days, I want to fuck, you know!
I stood a little in the car, then decided capitalnq to prepare, once not in the car.and :)

From the Women’s Forum:

I knew that my boyfriend was going to prostitutes, and when I sparked him a scandal, he said they were doing him minions because I didn’t swallow sperm when he ended up during a minions. And he says it’s not betrayal, because he doesn’t have sex with them. How to love him now?

Now you will need to learn to love him in a new way.
It is an opportunity to learn to forgive.
GG: and to suck!! to

XXX: Yes, we beat her all in the barracks, horse!
YYY: And I did it myself ;)

Any initiative kills the procedure of coordination.

It was written by my uncle, a soldier.
80s of the last century. Military Academy in a large city. Students of our course are officers not lower than the captain. Indeed, the decoration of the stream is a couple of terrible brothers, professionals in the fight against the green snake (they fought, they were on his side), two majors. Hirchenko and Tsymbaljuk (the names have been changed unrecognizable). History silences whether they were known before, but no one has ever seen them apart. They were, as they say, the same type: the same height, the same configuration, even the faces were similar. And Girchenko and Tsymbaljuk lived in the same room in the dormitory. Because of the similarity of appearance and character, their couple was nicknamed Dubl. But after a while, the nickname itself turned out to be Dupel. What, by the way, went extremely well and could not more accurately determine their everyday condition.
A beautiful morning for anyone. The door of the audience opened, and the people appeared Hirchenko and Tsymbaluk. To say that they were from Bodun - nothing to say. They were from Bodun... On the eve, it turns out, there was an occasion that was simply impossible to pass by. Whether it was the next anniversary of the Lancasterhouse Conference, or the birthday of Patrice Lumumba... In general, when they appeared from the exhaust, even flies fell from the ceiling.
The first couple that day was German. The teacher – the woman, as they called her among themselves – is a thin old lady, preparing to celebrate her first centenary in a couple of years. The first is because the energy and love of Goethe's language would have been enough for her for at least 300 years. Note that the woman did not tolerate the smell of alcohol. So the seats behind the back tables were reserved for a long time.
Hardly entering the auditorium, Mrs. from a distance saw two faces of a green-violet color... She squeezed her lips, silenced a little and began:
In the past class I asked to prepare for the survey. All are ready?
Friendly Choir of Voices:
So exactly!
It is magnificent. Gorchenko and Tsimbaliuk, to the board!
Duplex almost reached the board. The Wife:
The task is to make a dialogue. Interrogation of a prisoner of war.
A few minutes of silence. Hirchenko looks at Tsymbaljuk for a long time, slowly filling with paint (although much more!) and presses:
Are you eating Russich Pachtizanin?! to
Yes Yes Yes!
All of. Not crying from laughter only portraits of classics on the walls. and FRAU. Waiting for the MHAT pause, she said loudly:
and van. Until the end of the year, I can’t go to class. See you at the exam.
And indeed, all attempts by Dupele to break through the classes of German were cut off by the end of the academic year.
P.S Both passed the triple exam.

The residents of house No. 8 fell down and gave grandmother Antonina Makarovna a tour to Amsterdam. Let’s see what real drug addicts and prostitutes look like.

Reviews from the page where you can download the VLC player:
Thank you very much!The whole family is delighted with this miracle media player!To me my husband returned after his installation!The most beautiful program!Christ resurrected all,truly thank you

HH: In short, I’ve got a shit here... it doesn’t matter. In general, I did not address anyone but my mother) well, I called her, she is so "sit and don't shake, happiness will all be". In general, it turns out that she knows one, a former colleague. She contacted him, he came and destroyed it the same day. FIG knows how. I could not decide for a week. without taking a penny, left the next day back.)
What is special?
HH: You won’t believe it. He’s from Kemerovo, fucking, he’s here!
WOW: O_O
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?

Axelmax: Today the customer came from the organization. requested antivirus under Linux further dialogue:
What Linux operating system do you have installed?
by Ubuntu
I - You know you do not need to put antivirus, under this system there are about 1000 viral programs that are very few, most of which do not cause any harm and also at the first launch will ask for the root access password, and if you do not know it then the virus will not start.
I don't know the password, only the administrator knows.
I - Then you have nothing to worry about.
K – thank you (goes away)

Comes in 20 minutes.

K - (happy voice) All give me antivirus, I learned the password from root!!! to

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Lightbrinder: Las, as usual, a masterpiece
Lightbrinder: It took him somehow to pump files from the internet. A lot of 2.5 giga. By the way, because of the planner.
Lightbrinder: Its own Internet is slow and expensive
Lightbrinder: Thought it was a miracle, thought - and invented!
Lightbrinder: He remembered that he had a friend to whom Las Wifi had configured a password for him. This familiar happy owner of fast and unlimited internet, and lives on the first floor
Lightbrinder: So this miracle called Las didn’t want to ask for a visit. He did better.
Lightbrinder: At two o’clock in the night, he got on a bicycle and ran for thirty kilometers to find the internet!! to
Lightbrinder: Here are the thieves of the 21st century

From the conversation:
- To eat so that the alcohol tester shows nothing?
- Well try to eat the alcohol tester himself, then he will definitely show nothing.

Do you know what I have in the universe of Devahi? The horse will be stopped on the race, they will enter the burning cell.
YYY: What are you? Will you go on a pony and light a fireplace?

xxx: Sorry, but the number of errors in the text is just immense!
yyy: Sorry for my mistakes, I will try to be more attentive, just used to sitting in contact
zzz: VKontakte is an aggravating circumstance!

1st of May, 8 in the morning. I go out of the entrance to smoke. Welcome to the neighbor with a beer on the bench:
Peace, work and May!
Surely it is hard work!
As you can see, it is coming from Easter.

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yyy: eyeyeyeyeeh... I’ll break my sleep – I’ll write my diploma...))))
Zzzz: I will give up my sleep.

He was a witness at the wedding. We arrived in a limousine from the house to ZAGS on the English coast. I ask the driver, a rather hassle look, where to look for him later.

“Happiness all this fucking married, I’ll get up around the corner.

The Cultural Capital, Yapt...

In the courtyard set up something like a mini summer garden for children: carousels, tires and so on. And among all put a large inflatable pool with boats for one person, such as skiing on the sea level) So, it is very pleasant when adult dads with one-year-old children in their arms, who do not understand what is happening at all, carry on each other with wild hiccups, clash, crack.... )) Children are just a cover!