(16:15:51) jerdin: The previous woman I had was like a fryha. Everyone knows, everything knows, reliable, but while you something, you are completely wasted. In the end, you won’t get what you thought.
(16:17:24) gysar1983: I think most women like Windows
(16:17:44) gysar1983: the interface is friendly, but they chew godlessly)))

Mom never ceases to rejoice with Mom’s lexicon. Yesterday she said to me, “Do you have nothing medium-sized in your laundry that strives for light?”
My brain hasn’t yet strengthened since the previous attack, but today it says, “I’m leaving the country tomorrow,” I ask, “When?”
She answers: "On Tuesday, which is on Thursday"
I love my mom ?

Konstantine: I am in a traffic jams when I eat
Konstantine: One blonde TP plays a song...
Konstantine: The Brothers Grimm
Konstantine: there where "Hop your eyelids and take off"
Konstantine: She was generally stuck... the stream touched, and she stood.
I mean, shit, I understand that.
Constantine: Yes
Konstantine: And her man from the gazelle, just like in the comic book, in a striped beak, while stunned by his fist, spoke:"Flow the Wipes and Fly Up Bled!!!" and
Tagged: haahah
and steppe ))
Konstantine: I’m almost dead there)))))))
It’s good ?)))))))))))))))))))))))
Constantia: I have to do it ?

The neighbors at the troll. Apart from the mobile internet, there is nothing. Priper from the house wifi router, knocked into the connector and called the point Xalyava. Wifi is there, and the internet is in it!
A dozen connected, a couple at the gate. I’ll wait until they hit me :)

Announcement
“For violation of sanitary norms expelled from the hostel Všivý Y.A. “The Dirty W.”

XXX: Searched at the Battery House, found
xxx: with a proud inscription, the USSR, Kirovsky cotton factory, 1972
XXX: standing, dumb, sorry to open

from conversation with subordinates, after the announcement of the transfer of wages
Judging by your sharp faces, you are a little surprised.

Rekken: News of the 5th channel - 130 thousand people gathered for the demonstration in Moscow. Their tranquility was guarded by about 250 thousand. Officers, officers and officers"
And in severity, the Russian first-May surpassed the Soviet.

The topic of the Georgian stripes at the forum of the auto club.
XXX: No need to miss out. And memory is not a carnival or a circus.
How do you celebrate the anniversary of the 1812 war?
Yyy: I’m going to sitroene)))

My wife's wife at 9 months pregnant realized that the extra-sense.From the morning, the bus went and immediately, who sat all fell asleep.

On the New Year’s Eve, the son of the electrician closed the chord. :D

to obtain the position of a courier in the company Kamov (helicopters) - 25000 rubles
to obtain the position of engineer-constructor (with 3 years of work experience) in the company Kamov - 18000 rubles
to obtain the position of a young teacher in the Russian university - 8000 rubles
Leaving this country is invaluable.

Read the news: "The right hand of the leader more often become women"
Only in my sick head did this phrase become ambiguous?

Correspondence on the forum. Amanda puts her photo in her shirt:
XXX: The Push-Up Theme Revealed
WOW: The theme of my breasts will never touch you. For you, it will forever remain under the shadow of doubt..."What is there?";
HH: There is nothing there can be any doubts about it?

I was promised to beat my ex-husband... and then the promises ended.
I was hit by my boyfriend when I was young, so we didn’t even argue, I wore his oranges while he was lying in the plaster...))

xxx> and how old are they?
yyy> guess
xxx> 19? more! to
yyy> 22
xxx> clear
XXX> and will you give me a jump?
yyy> once, maybe more...

xxx: read the newspaper tokashta somehow, there was a banner advertisement, rubbed
xxx: ObjeBank - mortgage from 6.5%*

* - the interest rate is valid with simultaneous observance of the following conditions:
The initial 50-70%
Loans up to 3 million
Life insurance of borrowers
Insurance of housing
The cost of m. No more regulations.
House not older than 5 years
Seller and buyer - legal persons
The apartment is purchased by a family in which there are three or more minors
None of the spouses has the right to receive maternity capital.
Borrower – participant in state social programs
Credit period up to 5 years

xxx: especially pleased with the simultaneous approximation of the 7th and 8th points
yyy : ) )
How can a large family be a legal person?
yyy: LLC "Smirnovy" - 5 years in the market of cacao

I found it on a dead forum.
FOX: And I am a broken necroposter! I am a necroposter. People are not here! I am not them!
FOX: Happened

Lvivich: now I sit, I draw a scheme of subordination in the enterprise
Lvivich: one square from the top and structure, type tree
Lvivich: a square, and in it the succession and surname
Lvivich: I caught myself on the thought that I really like to circumvent some names with squares

I watched half of the movie "Sea Battle". And, in general, imagine you (foreigners) sitting in a chat with corporate partners, talking about business... and here! Suddenly, in the middle of the conversation, a little girl (earthlings) breaks in and begins to flute some kind of labyrinth of the type of "Translation!" Q" and also in the wrong coding. At the requests of the admin to peacefully exit the chat - does not respond. So, what can I do to avoid losing my face? It is natural to make fun of the culprit. What was done.

Long live the Galactic Internet, where fluid and spam are physically punished! ^ ^ ^