Unfortunately, in our lives, the principle of "blood for blood" is much more common than "blood for blood".

Don’t chase the horses.
Since ancient Soviet times I have lived in Minsk (fall in distribution), my mother - in the district center in the south of the Tula region. The distance by railway through Moscow (and this is a hammer) is slightly more than 1000 km, by highways past Moscow kilometers are 300 kilometers less. I usually travel through Moscow. I get to either a day (train + route), or one and a half (train + light feast at family + train in the evening). This preface is simply for estimating the distance and possibilities of transportation.
In fact, we talk to Mom by phone, but the opening to the holiday for her is a holy thing. On January 18, I received a letter of congratulations from my mother. Somehow late. I watch the sign of departure – December 6th! In Minsk on the Main Post - 17 January. My mom is cautious, about the urgency of the Russian post knows, but to do so...
The letter lasted 43 days. During this time, you could not rush to walk. The mail of the days of Pushkin and Lermontov compared to the current e-mail. It turns out that horses will be faster than trains and planes. Why not take advantage of previous experience?
And judging by the latest statements of postal managers, that all others, including the senders and recipients, but only not them, should send a New Year's greeting to the mother on January 1 of the previous year. To congratulate me on 2014, she’s already late.

A young woman says to her husband:
Now that we are married, you should stop playing golf. Wash your dishes yourself – if you sell your clothes, we can afford to buy new furniture.
You talk like my ex-wife.
The former...? You didn’t tell me you were married to someone before me.
I was not.

We have in the construction universe such an idiotism called an “explanatory note.” Each time you submit a project, you must bring 7 A4 sheets with a description of your architectural project. And it would be nice to consider the designs, but fucking, we are dealing with planning and appearance! What a tip of 7 sheets, here in one and a half can fit! And the most offensive thing that the preaches seem to have never even read these notes.

And here one night, the night before the project, I wrote this nonsense, frankly sucking it out of my finger. Angry was like a dog, the project dropped, I wanted to sleep, and here is that shit, which I always forget until the last moment. I decided to do an experiment. Right in the middle of the explanatory note I inserted a detailed description of my first sex in the slightest detail. At the same time, it reached up to 7 pages. He came the next day and gave up.

Of course, the note "read" with an invisible eye. I had the widest smile that day and nobody could understand why.

The project itself, by the way, was so good that it went to the fund of the best works. A note with him. Now I am studying in another country, and when I am thirsty, I sometimes transfer mentally to the dark archive of my universe, in the depths of which on a dusty shelf in a coloured folder in the section with my name lie 7 sheets of A4 format.

How to thank a guy?
Make him a mine. Simple and with taste :)

Brother to sister: hipster!
My sister’s brother: a dwarf!
C is hipster!
B is dwarf!
Brother to sister’s husband: What kind of dwarf is this?
Sister’s husband: I don’t know, say Hipster’s sister

Finishing the topic:

And remember that "the goods made in the sky" in Japanese is written as follows:
メ ソ モ ナ タ
ノく ひ ナ タ ひ て ノく タ ㄕし

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I’m Japanese and I appreciate it. A very harsh sense of humor, really.

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Here the Japanese can only sympathize here, because there is a non-illusory risk to honestly try to read this mixture of hiragana with catacombs with a single insert of the Chinese same zhuin according to the "right" rules and break your brain before the eye notices the suspicious similarity of lunar signs with Russian letters.

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Stop, I didn’t understand that. I thought that the humor is that this is an unreadable abracadabra... but then I tried to see the Russian letters here and really broke my brain, thank you very much!) Where is the similarity with Cyrillic, explain at least!)))
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Hoya is Chinese.

From Habr:
You can find many IP cameras with default passwords. I went into one, and she turned, looking somewhere out the window. I turn to the other side and see a man who looks at me with this look. I see him, but he doesn’t see me.

I went with my two sons to my sister, who is also a young mother. My older 12, he’s incredibly cool, playing GTA on his own notepad. I sat down in the evening - don't come near, mommy, where you are before me. The sister put her daughter, went to play heroes. After 10 minutes I watch - the note is blocked, the son shakes his eyes on the heroes of his aunt, trying not to breathe, so as not to interfere.

By the way
We were recently in guests.
The little girl was playing with the cat.
The cat's walk this game horror cuddled and he struck her.
At first confused.
Then it became darker clouds and at the end wanted to cry.
I told her I was a cat =3
And what were her parents’ eyes when she shouted "COOOOOT!!!!" she ran to me =D
At the end and I hit =3

Boy and girl.
Q: Yes, for such money, the XHH provider will install a satellite antenna for you! You get hot with the internet.
I am very pleased with my provider. You can see that there are professionals working there. Kind guys like that. They will come, everyone will conduct, connect, configure, show how it works. I am a girl, in addition to humanitarian, so I do not know all the subtleties. It is expensive, but customers are treated properly.
Q: What about the provider?
This is the TP-Link.

From the game chat:
Tagged: call
Strong players
Xumuk: What is it called?
Tagged: valer

Is this a Linux conference?
- Yes
Which pony do you like the most?

After the first, unsuccessful marriage.
Why failed?
Wut: Well, a successful marriage is usually considered to end in the death of one of the parties.

XHH: Do you know how to clean blisters in photoshop? and :)
Yyy: )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
WOW: I can

When did you watch porn for the first time?
YYY: The whole movie or have you seen it at all?
XXX: Have you watched them?

Who taught you to ping?
Life has taught me.

Studying 2 years ago at physfak, I met a friend with a new girlfriend, all of it is like this:
Q: Where are you studying?
I: at the phisphate...
Mmm, fun, you’ll be a physics teacher.
I checked up with a friend and decided not to upset her.
R is

This would always be the way employers described vacancies)) and immediately everything is clear)
What to do:
Eliminate narrow spaces (network, disk, memory, CPU, programmers)
Manage a bunch of servers in different DCs (real and virtual)
Run the network in (and between) DC (L2 and L3)
Silver bullets from Linux
Manage the most desired WWW, DNS, SMTP, VPN
Knowing what to do when things are bad.
Necessary skills / knowledge:
The OSI model
L2 and L3
Linux with red eyes
Best of Debian and Ubuntu
London is the capital of Great Britain
Principles of virtualization
The Questions:
What does 29 mean?
Repair: echo 2 4 1 5 1 1 sort -u
How many bytes in megabytes?
With seven grandchildren?

I open the door and the neighbor stretches a knife with the phrase * give the bat he knows what to do *