You would have led Gandhi to murder.
and no.
Do you know who Gandhi is?
This is the movie Crocodile Gandhi.

How do you celebrate the holidays?

She eats at home

He: What is that sad?

She is a lonely cowboy.
Stupid and hysterical. No one needs it ? ? ?

He is : thou! You are at the address.

Do you have a shelter for such people?

He: No, just a lonely horse :rofl*

There is no ipodrome.
Spring, you know

pleased to have another contact)

Don’t trust them, they can kill you.

Seberya: Why do the princesses of fantasy (Arwen of the Lord of the Rings, Jennifer of the Witchman, Keithan of Mortal Kombat), who are 200 years old, not only retain the appearance of a twenty-year-old girl, but also the desire to cuddle for young warriors, while the years lived had to kill the youthful caprices of these wise grandmothers?

I bought a motorcycle C650. The first reaction "Oh you, she can shoot! You can even distinguish the face in the photo. Cheers to you!" Next was the Nokia 3230 - "Ogo, photo up to 1.3 MP, what cool quality! It can be printed!" Nokia 5800 - "Kruto, 3.2 MP, autofocus... shoots very well". Sonic arc 2011 - up to 8MP, autofocus, flash, steep matrix. It is not bad." Samsung Galaxy c3 – All the same 8MP, all the same autofocus. Yes, she still knows how to shoot, right? Quality as quality, nothing special."
xxx: I bought the Olympus system photocopy, the physical matrix more than in all the phones that were combined, the lens is incomparable with the phone eyeglasses, the automatic / scenes / manual settings, a bunch of presets, options... "Fuck, what is so figured? No money for a normal camera? No noise, no soap, no sharpness, no flowers. Throw away this guano, don’t be ashamed!"
Either return my Nokia 3230 or put your hands back on your shoulders.

The Gods of the Net!! May your blessing shine upon me, and may the rights of the admin descend upon me. I will organize a Crusade in your honour and cleanse this resource from all heresy, such as the rhetoric of the private life of the fox and the stamps. And will begin to come here dedicated and will post it humor and... and just good humor >__< Let it be so!! by admin!

Here's a new girl from Nicole
Beautiful, smart and young
He works in a bank and has a car.
in the gym, jumping, shaving the vagina
How not to suck the dust.
Money will always help. not question
I don’t like Michael’s songs.
Leeds are absolutely uninteresting.
Her heads do not suffer from pain.
Everything that matters is important to the car.
He doesn’t look at other men.
Great cooking with oats.
In the meantime, it doesn’t ruin at all.
Strong, fresh and active in bed
The whole house, the whole house and the whole house.

I think Colin is kidding...

I got a drink of juice at night. My husband opened his eyes and looked at me. I say to him "Do you want a juice?" he turns back sharply with the words "No shit!". I asked him in the morning what it was. “At night, you’re in the fridge and you’re frightened and you’re saying, ‘What are you, shit?’ How do I react?"

In waiting for questions and answers:
Tell a blind-deaf zombie named Kiselyov. What specific actions of Russia destabilize Ukraine? They do well without us.

I called the bank and offered a loan.
I refused under the pretext that I didn’t need anything.
I asked, how do you say, right? Absolutely nothing?
He explained that he has reached full enlightenment.
He dropped the phone.

by kincajou

I work in a small TC, under the side of a ATM, in which mobile communication can be paid without interest. Well about the fact that my money ended I understood when the SMS stopped going and according to the law of wickedness - important SMS. I throw everything, I run to this ATM, fucking, the girl is standing, young, the eyes glimpse in him. I stand up behind her, wait and look at the edge of my eyes - what she is doing there, well, I hurry. On the screen, select the amount and an empty window to enter your amount. This idiot in his finger, I understand too accustomed to the iPhone. I tell her - the keyboard below, enter the amount. Okay, it comes in, it runs, again the eyes lump. I say - press the input, then complete the operation. I think for a long time, but still thumbs what I said, on the screen the inscription that said, all cool, take your card otherwise in 45 seconds the ATM will eat the card and you will have to contact the bank. It is stupid. I say to her, girl, take the map, out she rolls. By then, she had been stuck for 15 seconds, and instead of following my advice, she suddenly turned to me and began to carry some kind of ahina, like "that you are so nervous that you are rushing me, and in general that you stood up behind my back, go away, etc. And so on until the ATM has not whispered and pulled her card into itself. I have not roasted so long. This was the rose she had. When I told her through laughter that the nearest departments would not start working before Monday, it had to be seen.

According to Japanese history textbooks, it is difficult to understand who and how used nuclear weapons, the country is depersonalized, Japanese youth perceives atomic bombing as an inevitable evil, many believe that atomic bombing is the work of the USSR. The theme of World War II is practically ignored and not studied.

Something suggests that your knowledge of Japanese school textbooks dates back to several patriotic sites and forums that post each other the same stuff.

Several years ago, the Japanese removed from the program the description of the atrocities of the Japanese military in the occupied territories. This caused a lot of protests. Even in Japan, this cannot be hidden from children.
The theme of World War II, if so, is about us. And it is replaced by the theme of the Great Patriotic, and with a colorful description of heroism and without consideration of those issues that can have more than one interpretation. And it is our graduates have no idea that the World War is not just a war between two countries in Europe.

Ohhh... to warm up! I’ve seen shakes advertising on the box, such as "bla, bla, it seems that regular toothpaste cleans well, but look, there’s a bacterial plaque".
Q: Is this how you need to look to see a bacterial plaque?
Go into your mouth with an electronic microscope? O_O

Now I ask Yandex: What to see in Ust-Kamenogorsk? Yandex answers: Now you can check out the weather forecast for the week in Chornomorsk.
Actually exhaustive. The problem with the trip was resolved, the weather forecast did not work out without us.

You are here writing about various "blinds" and other wonders of the human race. I was hanging for a few minutes when a man wrote to me "I need to do this out of the lift". I thought long. It turns out, "square".

I plushed:
here here :
Prometheus gave people fire. He was tied to a rock.
Danko illuminated the way for the lost. He was destroyed.
Jesus brought salvation to the soul. He was crucified.
Lincoln liberated the slaves. He was shot.
I wanted to do something good for people.
and----
What about people here? All four heroes did what was not beneficial to those with power: they gave more freedom to slaves. For what they got.
— — —
And Alexander II. He abolished serfdom and was killed in a terrorist attack.

First, what does the appearance of a woman have to do with the event? What, women of average appearance and worse in your wretched "logic" have no right, so I understand, to turn to men?

Do you come from a parallel universe? They finally think so! Everyone thinks so! A ugly woman can be stunned, you can count her, push her away, demonstratively let go of the heavy door in front of her, and roast with a friend. If you are at least three times polite, patient and quiet, the waitress in the cafe will come in the last row, the consultant in the store will ignore how much you didn’t grumble, sorry, you couldn’t... ", will only react when you go to the box office, but will flashingly jump to the beauty. The most starry was when the guy literally pushed me away with two bags from the free seat in the transport and sat down. I was alone in the salon. Next came a beautiful girl with a decoult, and the guy gave up her place.
So yes, they cynically say, "woman is a friend of man," and a ugly woman is generally a creature of the second kind, something like a mess of a drag horse and a cockroach. Believe a woman who was terrible even as a child.

Nokia connected to the car stereo system.
On the screen is written:
A new device has been discovered, the Hendai Tusson. Set up yes or no?

Maelinhon: I’ve heard that motorists are often squeezed when walking... The bricks on the street pass through the quarter, etc. I laughed.
Yesterday, for the first time in a long time, I read a paper book. I caught myself on the fact that I periodically automatically ticked into the page so that it didn’t go out...What did the gadgets do to me?

XHH: Tell me where to buy a gift to my mom "How to live if my child is introverted"?
WOW: There is nowhere. Apple also bought...
Okay, I will write myself.