The computer is by the idea a dull and worthless thing that has not been useful to mankind.
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The main purpose of the computer: military, scientific and engineering calculations.
And also communication.
All your cats, toys, music, movies and girls in chats are just side effects.

Probably not the best idea was to go to the cemetery in the T-shirt "Tomb Raider".

From May 1, along with the introduction of prohibitions on downloading content from trackers, an innovation appeared.
All rights holders are obliged to join the Self-Regulatory Organization of Rights Holders (SOP). The entrance fee is 1 million rubles, with the obligatory provision of a report: the work of which people was used in the creation of the copyright object. Including developers and manufacturers:
objectives and cameras;
the information carriers;
- lighting equipment
and so on, up to the manufacturers of screws for decorations and fuel for their cars.
With each participant of the creation of an object of copyright, a member of the SOP before entering the organization is obliged to conclude a contract on the calculation of commission from future amounts of copyright remuneration.

The quarterly contribution to the SOP 50 thousand. The rub. Annual documentary checks.
Just like construction organizations with their SROs.

I came up with the phrase "play the moonboat" at one time: to give step-by-step instructions to the user on the phone. (Same as the Earth's Moon Trip Command.)

Day 1: Tomates and pasta
Day 2: crush the cottage into pasta, add sauce = carbonara paste + cucumbers
Day 3: pour eggs, cheese, put in the oven = baking + cabbage salad
Day 4: boil the broth (it can be frozen in the freezer by cubic meters in general), throw there pasta and cocktails = sausage soup with fries + vegetable salad.
Day 5: pasta with cocktails... (joke, you can think of something new).
In short, there would be desire and imagination.

Day 6: Go and prepare yourself.

X: Fuck, this is how to go to work after that? I work in a purely female team, all manners, who did not take the mouth, who did not know the sin.
xxx: I leave work before everybody else, and then for another three hours I can’t see what’s going on with my comp... And it’s happening, as it turned out, the most interesting thing!
xxx: In short, Yandex.Direct has recently issued to me the following ads: Guitars (my own); household appliances (also mine); the art of anal sex: surprise your man; sex toys; dating men from Germany. Tom is like that. Fuck, I can’t look them in the eyes, red.

In general, these problems are miserable compared to the fact that a man's condom does not rub.
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Whoever needs it is protected. Judging by the efforts of women, they need it.

Are you surprised that no one gives you anything?
It is easier not to give an idiot and look for adequately related protection - the most reliable method of contraception.

<Songwriter_Stealing> Is there a cat in boots?
<Wasko> I walk without boots
<Wasko> and a cat, not a cat
<Writer_The Thief> No... No...
<Songwriter_Stealing> need a cat
<Wasko> I periodically have a cat stating this
<Writer_The Thief> I understand her)))))

I sit in contact, I say to my wife: Status look "If a guy invites you to tea with cake, then you are beautiful without vodka!")
Wife: Why did you invite me to wine with grapes?

New in the Russian grammar!! to
From now on and forever, all the consoles with all the words are written separately!
Do not believe?
For the last month only on this site: "kiss in the wool", "drop down to the floor", "dating in the blind" (blind not against the fact that it will be a date?Not to mention the previously noticed all sorts of "more", "less", "more convenient" and so on.
Today is the T-DAM! The first place is held (attention):
... recalled his drunk dances on the tables and compliments to all ladies, pronounced in a confusing language, from recommended as very sociable..."

by Recommended!!! to

Who are you, not known? Cut off your name! By the way, he has been perpetuated as the name of the reformator of the great and powerful, of the red, etc. The Russian language!! (As you can see, I am already writing according to the new rules of spelling.)
Aftar, go on foot ischo!

How do you plan to send millions of people to kill and die? It is necessary to come up with some high goal, which can justify any unnecessary.
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When I read this, I feel the lack of elementary Marxism teaching in school. Friends, for thousands of years people have been sent to kill and die, without any ideas at all. A simple coercion and a promise of "three days to rob", for example.

by 1776
First and second count!
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Uncle, the only meaning of your calling is that you personally consider more aesthetic aesthetic that of men than of women. I would fully agree with you on the question of "breast complexes" in women, but how badly do you yourself override your rightness with claims that girls with four or six extra gays (abstract as many!) are obliged to complex. and guys who "do not see cubes". This is the same idiotic complex as the desire to have more adequate breasts! Silicone should not be imposed by bad journalists, but the cult of wickedness imposed by the same journalists will be destroyed, oh!

He lived in 6 non-city large (more than 500 thousand people) cities of Russia. The salary of the courtier is usually 17-27 thousand. So 25 is quite a real price from the top category. Well, if your specialists are paid little, why would they not go to another factory? Or such a wonderful qualification with a profession that no-one needs to be angry, unlike courtiers?
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I will uncover a terrible mystery: the castle, it is so different, and there, surprisingly, not all the cities are large.
And the salary of the courtiers in the best case = 1 PLN.
25 - 27 salary of professionals with discharge, towers, millers, CNC.
Average earnings in enterprises "dirty" - 15 - 18 t.p. to all. The amount does not change from the change of place of work.
Low-qualified rabbit - 12 - 14
And, please, do not drive into the depths of the castle, there and 8 - 10 is not uncommon.
Welcome to real Russia.

Last year, one of his colleagues was fired for drunkenness. He until the last claimed that all the doctors, and he at all none (although any employee could remember a pair of stories, like this "ni-ni" after corporations were loaded in a taxi in a state of full contact with space).

It has been six months, and then my uncle calls me: Somebody is arranging for us to work, said that you can give a recommendation.

In general, I remembered his drunk dance on the tables and compliments to all the ladies, pronounced in a confusing language, from recommended as a very sociable...

For happy people, a TV is a piece of furniture.

I wasn’t a refrigerator, but I was the head of the refrigerator. Once upon a time there was a reconstruction. Somewhere in 2002. And on the roof of the building it was necessary to put a condenser from the shock freezing refrigerator. The principle is like a home air conditioner: one box inside, the other outside. The roof is 30 meters high and it is metal with a small slope. Stir to Rama. The "pioneer" raised the condenser, before removing the fans from it. I forgot to say. This thing is as heavy as it is expensive, even very. As he stood up, he broke up. But it went well. 30 meters on the roof. And here eight healthy men take this unit (there are specially handles for this - very convenient), and the extra, the ninth embraced the fan and carried ahead. Imagine the picture: Eight dark men pull an aluminum box (it is rectangular, and the top where the fans - on the cone - a carved pyramid. It is very similar to a tomb with a cover), one with a fan goes ahead... And here the most intelligent says, "Carlson is buried..."

I pay a huge tax for my car spoiling the roads.
When will I be paid if my car is damaged?

Again in the zoo:

The girl ticks two packs in my face: "Can I order such food, just so it's like this?"
I am :? (The right side is upwards)
Girl: "Well, this is what it was, this is what it was!"
I am :? (The left wing follows the right)
Girl: "Well, this is like this one, not like he himself!"
I am :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Discouraged by such pronouncement, I stand and smile stupidly, unable to pronounce a word.)
Swindler: "You mean that this is in the package of this, i.e. One and a half kilograms.
Girl (happy): "Yes!"
I, turning back: "Thank you for translating from female to Russian"

(A few years ago)
My mom and I play hockey.
What are you watching?
and hockey.
Who is playing?
and Czechoslovakia.
With whom?
Alone with myself.

My friend gave me such a sincere compliment.
You say, you look so good that it’s crazy.