If a fool is beaten out in the army, it means that fools are taken into the army.

The story of the song "Fiveteen Men on a Dead Man's Box"
This happened at the beginning of the 18th century. On the pirate ship "Revenge of Queen Anne", which was commanded by Edward Thich, nicknamed Black Beard, one of the most dangerous pirate captains of the Caribbean, because of the cruelty of the captain erupted a rebellion. The rebels were not lucky. Black beard, distinguished by enormous strength and ability to possess weapons, locked up in the cabin, repelled the attackers and quickly suppressed the rebellion.
Fifteen active rebels Titch decided to land on a deserted island called the Dead Man's Box. Each of the pirates was handed a bottle of rum, and then thrown to the shore a band of abortion sables. Tych knew that there were no freshwater springs on the island, but rum only increased thirst, and therefore all the rebels were doomed to a painful death. But this revenge was not enough. Knowing the flamboyant, drunken nature of the pirates, he expected that they would soon be drunk and cut off each other.
Having landed the rebels on the island, Black Beard lifted his sails, and soon his ship disappeared beyond the horizon.
Billy Bons and his comrades had nightmarish days and nights. On the sandwich the dead man was really tight, like in the box. On the lengthy four-angle land of 10x20 meters, the people who fell into a bunch had no chance to hide from the burning sun, wind and snakes.
With the help of fire, the sailors caught fire and set up a small fire. During the night, they gathered the rose in pieces of sailing, diluted it slightly with sea water and divided it equally among themselves, but the water still lacked. From thirst and the burning sun many began to wander, and the inflamed brains of people generated nightmarish monsters like the sea devil Davi Jones at night.
But contrary to the Black Beard's hopes, there was no fighting and footing between the pirates. Per this was contributed by the authority of Billy Bons. Apparently, it was he who was translated into captains instead of Tych by the unsuccessful rebels.
During the tide, the island increased slightly in size, the sea retreated, and exhausted "robinsons" were gathered between corals of molluscs, crabs and turtles. The main food of the pirates were snakes and goats. They were killed, crushed, cut into pieces, wrapped in the sun and then eaten.
A month later, Thich returned to the Dead Man's Box. What was his surprise when, instead of the dried bodies, he found all his pirates quite alive, though barely moving their legs from exhaustion. At the request of the crew Black Beard forgave the rebels and took them on board the ship.
The story of fifteen pirates landed on the Dead Man's Box quickly spread across the Caribbean Sea, and very soon a song appeared, telling about the trials that fell on their part.

If you resign, what to live for? If you work, when do you live?

Men, never laugh at women’s bags! I was constantly choking over one at work, well she likes me))), that she just has no drill there. A day ago, my finger was scattered almost to the bone. She looks, and says, “You said I’m carrying a useless bag in my bag. So I had a patch there, and the iodine marker, and anabolic. And yesterday I listened to you and put it all out at home". And the second whispers:"Do not spit in the well-heard this?" Then it turned out that she did not put out, and she regretted me, but the shit was unpleasant.

My father put in a fist. As soon as he went to work he parked to buy a cigarette in the box, and at the time of parking he began to be dangerously pressed on another car on the side. It turned out to be a distracting maneuver to steal a bag from the rear seat. The bag was successfully stolen. However, then it turned out that in the bag was food in plastic containers and the insert jaw carefully packed in a bag. Have a good appetite :)

Review of MMPP "Salut", Moscow, production and repair of aircraft engines:

SP: $350

The positive sides:
You can sleep in the workplace.
They take everybody without distinction.
It is permitted to smoke in the shop and scream in the whole voice.
The dining room is in debt.

The negative sides:
The minimum wage delay is 1 month.
The Hamas leadership.
powerlessness in the face of global problems.
They can be beat, and right at work!
Working on each other and on each other.
Lack of mentoring.
The role of young professionals in the company.
Tsarism and the autocracy of the elderly.
The premium is 20% of the salary maximum.
Lack of personal computers (I and my partner, for example, had one on two).

Conclusion of the author of the recall:
If you have just left the school, come! I recommend! Catch a lot of emotions and you will understand that there is a backward Russian industry.

The news:
The update, adding to Skyrim support for voice commands (Kinect for Xbox 360), is already available to users of the English version of the game, according to the official blog of Bethesda Softworks. The list of available voice commands can be viewed at the link

The comment:
Your neighbors are not yet shouting "FUS RO DA"? We will fix it!

The joke

The beginning of the sapphire bloom season in Japan is officially announced when five or more flowers appear on the control tree in some observatory. I think it is worthy of respect.

As a rule, in the games the physiology of Persians is cut.
So, just one miracle hit himself with a heels in the chest, that knows a game in which you have to regularly run shit, otherwise Perse dies from constipation...
The name does not say, it fell.

Have you ever meditated? :D
No to No)
WOW: I wanted
Sitting like this.
WOW: I fell asleep

The xxx:
Why is the internet so slow?
YYYY :
Not to mention, the movie lasted five minutes.

I saw a girl in the subway today. Such a beautiful, unusual and... read Freud...
yyy: I understand, approaching her at first did not make sense.)

I have a diploma in information protection. Making notes on the sources, every time I want to write: "The Book of Job verse fourteenth". I don’t even know where this strange desire comes from.

Do not rush to say that this is Your Man until you experience the Loss, the Victory, the Victory of Others together. and repair.

<Kerrigan> I remembered one thing here
<Kerrigan> I have never seen red shades
<Kerrigan> they are all shy
<Huyami> Kerrigan: I love you. I go drink.
<Huyami> I would actually go drunk anyway
<Huyami> but your message fills my booklet with meaning!

A young man in Toyota! Thank you for your skin, for such a touch.
The grandfather, aged eighty-five, for an unknown reason crossed the highway in the north of Moscow, and the guy turned on the emergency car, ran to him at the double consecutive, took his hand and, stopping the opposing cars, moved him to the other side. I am glad to know that there are such people in our time. You are an example for everyone!

When I went to Delhi, I found out...
The Indian Programming Style
Indian driving style

You can make a computer.
Could I be shocked?
He fell from the 8th floor when the dust was blowing out.
EFT 0_O

If Arabs write from right to left, they also have smiley in the opposite direction.
Yyy: I don’t know if the Arabs smile.

C "newspapers" website

During mass demonstrations across the country, Lenin turned into a grave

As the Mausoleum workers noted, Lenin’s “mutation” has changed its position today. Lenin temporarily found himself lying on his stomach, and then returned to his original position. “It is probably worth attributing to the so-called phenomenon of “turning into a grave,” concludes historian Igor Fadeev, a specialist in domestic history at the beginning of the century.
Many external observers have already linked Vladimir Ilyich’s reversal to modern May demonstrations. They are probably so far from Lenin’s ideals that his astral body was able to influence the remains of the physical body.