A small courtyard in the center of the city. Two houses built at a corner each. At the building 1 entrance to the street, at the building 2 entrance to the yard, the door in the inner corner. Part 1 office. Paid parking carried the plankton into the courtyards, where you can never turn. And one metrosexual put his car with his ass at the door of the second house. One man sharply opened the door and broke his lamp. So the man was sentenced to pay for repairs for corruption of someone else’s property. And it is unclear that the guy parks the car according to his orientation, that the door is iron and cannot be seen through it. So I found out that the camera in the office was working.
Pidaras was completely squeezed and walked gool, sending tenants to the her.
In short, a video recording:
The door opens. The naked hand is raised with a tail on a long tail.
I smashed the lamp.
Cut the bumper (and what is the iron on the DEU? Foley )
To say goodbye, he pulled his shoe into the suitcase.
The hand with the tail is stretched, the door is closed.
I never found a naked hand.
Entrance to the entrance is free.

A friend from Russia called, said he took a bottle of vodka, a piece of salt and went to catch me! I said that without a fight I would not give up and bought two more bottles of vodka and a couple of kilos of ice cream... let the electricity run out! And my ginseng also has a spoonful of walnuts [...]))

The Sony Xperia

Benefits of: New

Disadvantages: drowned

The commentary:

Used a week, decided to check on for the sealability (it was for this option on him and went). I went down for half a minute in the aquarium, took two photos - this is all the pleasure for 25,000 rubles. The screen floated (started flowing from the side of the dynamic). He was taken to the store and sent for examination. In a month’s time the answer is incorrect exploitation! 😉 Going to court, the trial is ongoing.

My wife is so clever that I am a fool.

MadBrozzeR: Wait a little, I’ve already written the code, I’ve done it.
MadBrozzeR: It remains only to find out why the niqab doesn’t work...

From the discussion in the serial publication:
I want to be a reverse :)
And I’m a man who can watch TV shows all day, eat and not get fat.
333: 222, be realistic, a vampire and the simpler.

Among bus conductors, the title "Master" is awarded to those specialists who can unmistakably determine exactly who of the 40 Chinese who entered the salon has already paid for the trip and who is not yet.

Dima_K: There is such a pattern - if Metallica has a song that lasts less than 6 minutes - it was recorded a clip.

I am a deer, I don’t talk to animals.

The Hunter: You are a deer

It would be good to have a pot with a "smart" cover: when the soup starts to roast, the internet is cut off immediately!

For a long time I could not understand what annoyed me in the news on Tivi. It is today! The Civilization. The Russians invaded the territory of Ukraine. The American government is dissatisfied. The culmination was today’s news. The Russians have grown patriotism, you can build a campsite in one day. )))

Another pearl of patients. Wife of Doctor. He sits at a paid reception. An old woman, about 70 years old. My wife accepted. The old lady is about to go and put 500 rubles on the table. The wife says no, I need to get the receipt through the box. The old lady leaves, returns in 10 minutes, puts a receipt of payment and 500 rubles on top. Follow this dialogue:

Wife: No, I don’t need money. Only payment receipts are sufficient.

I am not just for treatment. You have previously treated my neighbor. So well treated... she died, we inherited. Here is gratitude.

by Zy. The neighbor was just an old woman and it had nothing to do with treatment.

zzz: Comrade xxxh has the largest number of quotes
Zzzz: not even a word about copyright infringement
Take an example, comrades!

From Seminary
In Orlando, there are warning signs on the streets: Criminal activity prohibited.

It is strange that they did not write "completely prohibited".

Prometheus gave people fire. He was tied to a rock.
Danko illuminated the way for the lost. He was destroyed.
Jesus brought salvation to the soul. He was crucified.
Lincoln liberated the slaves. He was shot.
I wanted to do something good for people.

Neighbors called their cat “Obama.” At first, I thought about the dark-banded fat. It turned out — for his unwavering conviction that he has the right to go wherever he thinks.

Comments on the "musty" discussion about the subway:

It was originally an ancient city mem:
If you see a person going up the ladder in the metro in St. Petersburg, it is a moscovite.

A similar joke about the mentality of our northern neighbors:
In Helsinki there was a wind power outage. Hundreds of Finns were stuck for several hours on the city’s escalators.

All good and positive :)

here here :
A lot of prohibitions:
And why does the advertising of tampaks-pick-ups-middles from milk etc. not be marked with the 16+ sign??? Or show them after 23:00!! to

Because 'tampacks-plugging' starts in girls from 11-12 years, regardless of the "corruption". But why remedies for impotence with such a frequency to show - really, the question.

Every movie is overwhelmed, and people then get sick of reality.

I had to repair the note on warranty, purchased in the e-shop. I call the TP and explain the situation. Ask for the order number. I say I do not remember. Looking for the phone number. I found the Asus laptop. ask to call back to the service center and name the order number (I was dictated). Talk to the SC Director. and salutations.
and salutations.
I want to buy for repair under guarantee.
Give us the order number.
I dictate.
At the other end of the cable I hear a confusion. The question on the phone.
What exactly does not work with the feet for the bath and the fasteners?