I have a dog, it has two traits: 1. He is deaf and 2. She loves to look into the bags of ALL passers trying to find something to eat, which often scares them.

A distant Siberian town, winter, 11 o'clock in the evening, dark, the wind is terrible, the snow falls so that at a distance of 3 meters nothing is visible. Walking with the dog. In order to escape a little from this sweet weather, he stretched his cap and tied his shirt on his face, leaving only his eyes. The dog goes next to us, here we are overtaken by a girl with bags, obviously not noticing the dog, passing 2 meters forward, the dog saw a great opportunity to check her bags for something delicious. She begins to run to the girl. I run after the dog in full automation and shout "Stop, SUCKA!". After this, the girl immediately looks around, sees that a curled dark thing runs on her and abruptly crashes from place.

I’ve never seen girls running on their heels through a 20-centimetre layer of snow.

Do not believe. Girls gamers can't find a guy:

Refrigerator "Donbass" principally does not cool "Lviv" beer...(c)

What do you know about reserve? I have a spare umbrella at work, spare pants, spare jojoba oil and spare flower drainage.

Interview with the late admin:
Are you late for 3 hours at work?
Yyy: My stomach hurts.
XXX: How will you prove it?
Yyy: Will I have diarrhea to photograph?)))

Dialogue about tattoos

Where can I put anything else when I have finished my hands?
Yyy: I have a friend, she has a dragon full of shit.
YYY: and the lips themselves are sexual, it is to put him
Yyy: So when she was giving birth half-home ran to watch

xxx: that is, if I take the nick of BrainFucker, I will violate the rules of the forum and the user agreement, but the user of BrainFucker for six months will not violate anything, right?

Judging by our female series, if the heroine is in full shit, you should not worry. Soon it will appear titles "It has been... years" and she is already a successful business lady.

Where can I fish on spinning during the ban?
YYY: In the bathroom.

I started drinking vitamins.
For the vitamins? For what?
for a kiss.
For what?? to
For the kiss!
Just for that?Is it sure?
Well yes! Which on the neck!
Is it not the neck?? to
– Yes!! to
This is called a thyroid.

xxx:...the damage to the system unit of the PC appeared after Windows 74 times in a day fell into BSOD, and I didn't have time to save the important document I worked on...
Of course, now I understand that rebooting a PC with a tail is ineffective, and I promise not to repeat such experiments again.

Alexis
Will you come to my wedding?

Loyola
Honey when?
Who is?
Have you ought?
Is it sure?
Naughty?

Alexis
in September