boss (14:31:40): Volod, when will you send a report? Eat breakfast for a week.
dok (14:32:28): and I will send. I just look at YouTube.
boss (14:34:10): Okay, I’m waiting.
boss (14:34:21): Did you take care? What, the whole thing?! to

Anatoly: At work, I and another employee, we always wear shorts. I'm - because it's already hot, and he's all the time in shorts, even in winter. In short, we had a project presentation today and the boss yesterday said – no shorts. Well, I put on pants, a shirt, I go to work. He sits in the cylinder!
Tagged with: ahahahaha Was he expelled? (They are :
Anatoly: for what reason? 8) is
Scaregames: for the Kilt? (They are :
Anatoly: For Scots, this is an official costume, by the way.
Anatoly: Another thing is that he’s not Scottish :D

X: Give your computer a beautiful appearance! Let him not be like everyone else!
y: Does it mean aerography or simply "Mr. Muscle" + cloth?

The C Forum:
The man (M) came, says:"I really liked the purchased from you penis washing gel from the firm Clarence. I want to buy another one. So nice to use."
Cons(K):"Gel for the penis??? There is no such thing!"
M:" It is there! I want one more!"
Q:"Here are the resources of Clarence. There is no such thing."
M:"How is it not? This is the Penis Gel!"
It indicates the product, which is written "Penny Gel for washing".

Who is wearing the graduate shirt?
rsdn

It is better to stand for the right thing than to sit for it.
by Yuri Tatarkin

The landlord told how the flag was played.

Retirement from the army is another process.
Years 3 we get nothing in the warehouses (at the exit we get money), compensation, holiday benefits...

What I’ll tell you is only happening in aviation. People have more free time. According to Marx, wealth of society. He was right here.
If you wait all day for permission to leave, then something needs to be done.
Someone is sleeping, playing cards – a special conversation, some are reading. But this caused suspicion among vigilant comrades, and the political secretary did not sleep.

Talk is not about that. Such an operation was prepared, waiting for a suitable candidate.
Imagine: a couple of flags running on the services with a circular sheet. Passing by the finch, our candidate sees another flag at the finance officer's office, slicking their fingers, recounting a thick pack of rubles.
This is what?
For the bath...
What kind of bath?
- We are superintendents, superintendents, we were relying on by charter for free.
Bathing in a soldier bath. We did not go, right? and no. That is 1800 rubles.
25 years.
The saliva flows and he sees nothing but that money. The fish knelt.
What to do?
Go to the financier.
– Aha...
1800 Re at the time is the "Ural" with a wheelchair, which in the neighboring village will be cut off with the hands for 2500!
-Comrade Captain, I would have 1800 for a bath.
The captain stretches out the paper:
Write a report.
Which one?
It can be in free form.
And how?
- Well, write: I, the praporchnik Nechiporenko, served in the army for 25 years and no
I was not in the bath once. Please pay compensation.
“Indeed, gold makes you mad.” (from the panic)
He writes with a shaking hand.
The captain puts a pair of seals and sends it to the saucer.
Why Why?
This is the order, then to me.
The poor flag, under the watchful eye of the observers, runs to the regimental doctor.
There are our people too.
The doctor invites the commission (this is the case), makes the flag dress up, and on this paper he writes:
The Commission in composition (Poll. Doctor, dentist, ear and throat nose, radiologist and gynecologist! By conducting an in-depth examination of the patient, he confirms that he has not washed in the bath for 25 years and deserves due compensation. Signatures and Prints.
The financier, satisfied with the paper, sends a flag to the chief of staff of the division. The floor above.

The headquarters of the division, the dog post (because it has everything: from combat training to the last drunkenness of the soldiers, theft, fighting, lack, self-shooting...), descends from the stairs of the flag with its paper, and the mat floats with a thick layer over the military town.
All the accomplices of the events have spoken. They were removed by November 7. Otherwise
13 not received.
Parrot

Did you know that Russia ranks second in the world in terms of corruption?
Why the second?
“Because we gave a bribe to not be the first.

Pinkiz: Ukrainian singer Alisha is the brother of singer Maxim!! to

The morning. I came to my parents. We eat breakfast: I, Mom, Dad. Among the products is some fashionable cheese.
Dad (suspiciously smelly): I will not eat it. It smells of sperm.
Mom: Oh, and the taste is the same.
I’m (at the same time forging and rehabilitating): Well, though I’ll know now ;)))

Bling_Bling: throw cat..mama just made a salad-pekinese cabbage, turkey, cucumbers, olives, some more greens, came out of the kitchen for a minute..come- cat mouth in the salad, sneezes in it, sneezes, sprinkles, rubs..sly left there, wool..vegetarian blunt..*WALL*

Kitty
I was in the 3rd class on the board in the word of the train instead of the letter e and wrote
Kitty
Unknown
Kitty
I got 2 right away.
by rvn13
I would have missed it 😉
Kitty (12:35:44 27/05/2010)
I missed her too.

From weather. mail.ru
26.05.2010 to 22:26
Did anyone swim this year? Except for idiots 😉

Discussion of the government action "the last call - no alcohol" (third clone of the topic on the info forum)
I have given strict instructions not to allow alcoholic beverages. There will be no drinks - there will be no problems, "said the first deputy mayor in the government of Moscow Lyudmila Švetsova.

1 commentary :
And it was also necessary to give instructions not to cross the road to the red light, not to steal, not to kill, not adultery, read manuals and FAQ before creating a topic...

News on Mail
In Greece, millions of frogs paralyzed one of the highways
Commentary
They are going to the Polish boobs to help...

Fartovoy: My mom told me today that her girlfriend was called today from the kids. the garden and said that the place is free, say lead the child... This child is already at 3(!) The class!

From the topic "Location of tourist equipment":

Jäger - bodyguard - conductor - babysitter. Armed with firearms and clinker weapons, GPS navigator. Stage 25 years. Age of 30. and sympathetic. and high. 2000 rubles per day. (The amount includes the "output" of the customers on their own, if necessary)

Robots who survived a power outage tell about a blue screen at the end of the tunnel.

Recently, our Wolf surprised us all. He was driving at a speed of 150 km/h, pushing his foot out of the window... and the radar struck.
Boomond, Chelyabinsk

In my home office, instead of walls between the rooms, there are barriers. I recently moved into a room for Linux. We sit, we work. Suddenly, behind the fence with a terrible thunderstorm, something collapses.

“The wind has fallen,” the neighbor calmly summarizes.