The chicken is in the refrigerator, can you keep it until I come?
Yyy: Can you eat meat

XXX is
Today was the worst fear.
I open the diploma – I see a white sheet, and the runner is like a single sheet.
Panic, panic and panic!! to
...and then Ward walked over and loaded it all.

Once upon a time in a video tutorial on administering Linux I heard the phrase “Mr. Raiser developed a pretty good file system and then killed his wife.” Whether this is related to Linux - it is not known, but a fact." Now I sit here, I try to install a Debian in the tablet instead of an Android and I notice that a fly is flying around the room. one one. He hanged a tape. One flies clinged and the second immediately appeared. The second came, and the third came. and so on. There is always a flying flies in the room. Whether this is related to Linux is not known, but a fact.

The Day of Protection of Children:
If your daughter told you as a child that she would marry only her father, know how you became a father.

He has water, therefore, all year round, neither in summer nor in winter, only in strangers in the well for Christ's sake, and at home - on holidays, and it can end at any time, and the internet, therefore, in his 65-thousand township spent. To be honest, the joy of the rare availability of this water is questionable. Here it is not necessary to appreciate what is, but to cry every day of hopelessness and condemnation, from the fact that you can't drop out of this hell hole, from the fact that the woman loved suffers and a small child. And so will be for the rest of their lives.
Man, are you not afraid? That’s the fuck you live there.

XXX: Put the halva in the refrigerator.
YYU : Why? It won’t go wrong if you put it on the table.
If you do not leave it on the table, it will evaporate.

to this:

Are you ready to die for Russia?
I am sick, I am sick?! to
Are you ready to die for Russia?
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!"
Are you ready to die for Russia?
CCC : Yes!
Thank you Mr. Depardieu
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The idiot is your Depardieu. For it was said: "Soldiers! Your mission is not to die for your country. Your task is to make those bastards die out for their own!".

Oral you say? We had a 70-year-old oligofren who really measured the millimeter line of the field of the documents we wrote and did not take into account if we did not fit into the admission.
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Isn’t that what the case is?

The student.
– – – – –
His name is Jungle?
Is that some porn of the eighties?
This is the same thing....
School, if you shake, the hair on your palms will grow and you will eventually become blind.
Look at your hands, do you see your hair?
You have already begun to blind.)

YYU: On the first floor there is a children's store, and here, in the basement - an intimate store. In this regard, the advertising plaque "Rejoice your baby" is perceived a little twice.

The rabbi and the Viking in a fierce dispute came to an agreement that power is in the Torah.

She
The client did not like the seamless bodies.
I said too much with the chicks ?

He is
He came to you.

She
You are fucking

The American city of Houston is underwater.

"Houston, you have a problem"

Chapter 1736: I'll tell you a secret.

Adults go to work every day. They get money for this work. And from that money they pay the other uncles taxes, which, shit, go to water supply and other utilities! And for this money they want to get a decent service, and not to be satisfied with what is there", as you did there in your "zolbayka".

The next time you, for example, complain about a bad lunch in a cafe, and the cook tells you, “Satisfy yourself with what you eat, in Africa, children are hungry.” In the clothes shop, when complaining about the broken pants, you will be told: "Wear what they give, some walk in slugs." And in the car service you will be answered: "What you are dissatisfied with, some places at all riding horses still".

I am sure, after that, you will jump rabbit crying on your "Zdolbali" like a beaten cock about how you, the unfortunate, all around you are offended.

The most beneficial vitamins are women.

I was on the bus in the morning (46 if interesting).
I stood by the window, looked at the awakening city and all that. I listened to music in my headphones. Suddenly, someone knocked me so gently on the shoulder. I turn around, standing a girl, a cute creature with an angel face. I pick up the headphones and wonder what’s going on.
What she answers me that she would like to meet me 0_o
I don’t know why I said this, but I said:
- Girl, but this is wrong, guys should meet girls. Get up at the door and I will come to meet you.
The lovely creature smiled at me and went to the door.
I turn off the music, put on the best smile available, approach the girl and ask with a lively voice if I can meet her.
The sweet creature gives me an astonished, high-minded look and answers:
I don’t meet in the buses.
He walks out with a proudly raised head.

My girlfriend said, “I wish you were more like my ex.” “Well,” I said and left her.

There are people who have money but do not know how to spend it properly. They are called masters and they hate them. Another type - people who know where and how to invest money, but by the will of fate, these very money do not have. They are all called miserables or losers and they hate them. True, there are others who have money and know how to manage them... but they are also disliked for some reason.

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xxxx: and smiling
The near future:
The sex industry began to produce perfectly human-simulating sex dolls.
Hackers released a firmware hack for them, including the ability to "cook food" and "remove junk".

Discussion of Diploma Works
xxx: He came first, tapped 15 sheets of drawings, instead of 5-7 minutes dedicated to telling for half an hour, half composing on the move and not letting the members of the commission put the word.
Then he joyfully asked if there were any questions, and on some simple question told another 10 minutes of any hernia. Then he asked him no less joyfully if there were any more questions, and he watched the dean climb under the table of the Deputy Governor of Construction and whisper at him, "just don't think of asking him anything else, otherwise we will not leave here until evening."
And the commission did not even pay attention to the fact that on every 7 pages of the note, long gaps in the phrases were built into the word "HUY".