Iri$ka (13:58:05 29/05/2009)
Brunette, breast 3 sizes, breasts like camel, pop 90cm, the baby wants and flows out of desire, I lie on the couch naked with developed legs... and what would you do to me?

Flawiz (13:59:25 29/05/2009)
The lobotomy...

I heard it in the subway. A woman asks a man:
Q: Are you going out now?
M: And what, can’t you see what?
(D): Man, first of all, I didn’t chame you, and secondly, you have something written on your forehead?! to

Only now, once again reviewing the cartoon "Treasure Island", realized that Jack Sparrow, compared to Flint, is just a boring shit...

In sociology, four groups are assigned. Prepod takes the people, before him is the turn. At this time, a guy from the parallel says to the deceased girl:
Cat, will you give me it?
Sorry Lash, but you’re not in my taste.
I am conducting a social survey. Mary, will you give me?
Laughing *
Okay well. Do you give me?
The girl, shy and red, lowering her head:
You should ask in your ear...

The stronger the nerves of a person, the more temptation for others.
Check them for strength.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Pepe, bl@... No words...
There are people that just have to be killed. In the place. So that they do not
Reproduced and did not contaminate the land with their genetic garbage.
I was in Moscow on Monday.
The trip went well, all the questions resolved, I leave the city, I went through the city.
Two hours of terrible ballashikin traffic jams - a call from the Lower.
“Sanya, here one very good man has gotten into a big trouble. urgently needed
The fourth negative. very much. There is not so much. There is only in Moscow.
The bill goes to the clock. Everything will take you where you say. Would you help?“”
Okay, it must be so. In half an hour the ambulance arrived. Overloaded
A small refrigerator.
Every ten minutes I call for the situation. He flew. Blessed
I put a new rubber and there was no rain.
Moscow is Nizhny Novgorod. from 405 km. 2 hours and 43 minutes.
The Vladimir region. The village. 2 hours of night. The village is approximately 300
of meters. Lamps with lighting, four-band road, detachers. The speed
About 180 km/h Lighting rod, radar and sirene.
I am slowing. It is worth spinning across itself wider. Explain to him the situation.
Show me that you are lucky.
I open the luggage and show the refrigerator.
and open up.
There is blood.
I said open it. I don’t know you are lucky there.
I open.
And here this s%ka, gets a knife out of his pocket and cuts one of the four.
and containers. I didn’t even have time to say anything.
What are you doing?!! You ruined the drug.
“Hmm... Yeah, really blood... Let’s get into the car.
I am nervous about running into this car.
The captain is sitting there. Man 35 years old. I explained the situation to him. no longer
I’m embarrassed to talk about a broken container.
The drug.
He: Let’s go out.
To your partner:
Why did you do it?
How do I know they are going there?
The captain turns to me and says:
Go ahead, I will warn you. Just hurry more carefully.
The first screams:
You can’t let go of such an excess!! to
And then happened what I could not expect: With the words "I always
I knew you were a Ssss%ka," he strikes in the rod with a starle.
His legs flew above his head. Cut off with one blow. When he fell
He did not even move.
Go on, brother And for the drug, forgive if you can. by settlements
Turn on the emergency signal so that it does not brake. I will give rationally.
and now. Only more cautiously.
I understood. Thank you Captain.
I have managed. Man will live.
Thanks to you, Captain.
Sadly, I didn’t have time to ask your name.

Today, more money in the world is spent on breast enlargement.
Viagra, than on, for example, Alzheimer’s disease research. What
By 2040, there will be a lot of elderly people in the world.
with elastic breasts, excellent erection and absolutely not remembering what
Do all of this.

tsk (00:52:08 26/05/2009)
Write a number from 1 to 15.
Leone (00:52:20 26/05/2009)
by 7689
tsk (00:52:35 26/05/2009)
Seriously
Leone (00:52:54 26/05/2009)
I seriously o_o

PblCb: Here everyone is sitting on the toilet, studying Kazakh text on the air refresher, and I put a red roof on my head and feel like a mushroom from Mario.

The row tape.
"Swing vertically sea skates forced grass"
They!

Ferman
Now I sit, smell the rose, look at our deputy director, look at me and give "A, you eat! Well then I’ll come later..." and I’ll leave...

I like tea with pieces of orange and mango.
YYY: That’s why you haven’t tried the Tatar tea!
XXX: with pieces of horse, on the go?

XXX is
Standard letter of happiness, if you forward, then...; if you do not forward, then...>
Airmage
Every time you send spam, God kills a little white cat.
XXX is
Why did you take it?
Airmage
How, did you not know? Never send spam again.
XXX is
I did not know, tell me.
Airmage
I actually told
Airmage
And people who start such mass mailings get cancer and then die in torment.
Airmage
This is such a punishment
XXX is
How did you find out?
Airmage
Generally known
Airmage
Even in the Bible it is written
XXX is
I was in shock, honestly I didn’t know.

The story happened to a friend of mine who had never suffered from lunatism, except for one case.
One day he fell ill and stayed at home. His sister listened to music on the compass, he went to sleep himself. About half an hour later, the sister heard the steps, turned around - Sanya goes past the doorway. She jumped up, looked into the hallway - Sanya is already opening the entrance door. She rushed quickly to him and grabbed him for the shelf. He turned around and looked at her with a glass look. There is dialogue:
Where are you?
to include.
Where is?! to
to turn off.
(The second break)
Where where?? to
Turn off...

xxx are stupid!! Tarantino hasn’t been there for three years. Greenpeace is worried about this. What is wrong with this world.

Yyy: And I think these living creatures, just on a spacecraft, have moved to another habitable planet and are waiting for us.

People who know how to read when both hands are in the gips.
__________________________________________________________________________

How did you write it?? to

The people! I urge you to reflect.
I’m tired of reading posts like this: the Russian Greeks didn’t like to be taken into slavery. Because they managed to brew there wine, to eat like pigs, and the beetles, who glorify drinking and drinking, and as if it was inherent in our ancestors. Read the history! There you will not even find mention of drunkenness, drunkenness (I am talking about systematic and interfering drinking). You will build nothing on it! And this is not a matter of praise for the people and for the individual! Think for yourself.

P.S Also tired of quotes about sex, paleness, dumbness. This is not what a man needs.
Missed is nothing. Only "for the power is offensive".

When two hands are occupied and you open the door with your foot, the thought of being a niibazzo acrobat involuntarily rolls through.

death.keeper.angel (16:03:03 26/05/2009)
Women at work are stupid.

Kira (16:03:12 26/05/2009)
In the sense?

death.keeper.angel (16:03:29 26/05/2009)
This girl has long been showing me that she likes me.

death.keeper.angel (16:03:36 26/05/2009)
I fucking fed it!

Kira (16:03:44 26/05/2009)
:D

Earth has become an obstacle on the path of a new intergalactic route and will be destroyed... Therefore, smart cockroaches have flown to their planet.