And it was meant to me that Karl was the one that Friedrich Hieronymus, etc., explained here—and sadly even became.

They put raw powder, Karl! They want to stop you, Karl!"

Before I walked a little. After I, on the advice of friends, went to a expensive paid clinic, no one notices the crumb, because now I use a wheelchair.

My member is broken.
You have curled.

XXX: The accelerator is just fucking.
Is your character wearing female clothes?
xxx: yes
Does the character have a long tail?
xxx: yes
XX: Does your character really exist?
XXX: No
xxx: Did your character play for FC Arsenal?
XXX: Yeah, fuck it out, fuck it out.

17397, you are a medical unrecognized!

You with your recipe for all diseases called "eat less" go to professional nutritionists. There they will tell you how many such wise men came to them, whom the hunger strike so spread that they then broke their hair in a known place.

Remember once and for all, the counselors are domesticated: there is no universal recipe in nature. Humans are not a flock of cloned sheep, they are all different, with different features of the organism. It even happens that someone from the same products disperses, and someone separates with kilograms literally in front of their eyes. This is why nutritionists came up so that they can choose the right diet that helps a particular person.

In my time, the word “trans” meant “transformer”.

The problem of zombie apocalypse will be quickly solved by flies. Zombies (factually dead bodies) - flies - flies bite zombies - even more flies, etc.
Fear of the Apocalypse.
Mila Jovovich with a flyboy in each hand!

Pregnancy is a great time for sex. You will not be guaranteed pregnant.

XXXX: Improving skills, books for growth...
XXX: Get rid of it.
xxx: I have a senior project manager, Natasha. She is 30. Three sons. The younger went to school last year.
Her husband left her when her third child was born, her parents and all relatives in another city... So here’s what I’ll tell you. I have never met a better manager in my life. I will never give it to anyone for any money.)

Religion is a worldview that does not even die to the end.

The Russian river Dnieper originates in Smolensk, and transits through Ukraine. News of the week.

Hello to you! Wife has given birth?
She gave birth.
to whom?
and twins.
It is cool! Congratulations to you!! To whom are they similar?
A friend to a friend.

X: Did you crack again yesterday?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: How did you find out?
xxxx from the calendar
XXX was Friday.
YYY: the goat

Profiteka.ru, comments to the questionnaire of the child clown:
We really liked the performance. Thank you to Sergey for the responsible approach. Alisha, 4 years old, and his mother.
A great specialist! The child wasn’t straight off. Very liked it. Masha (4) and Arthur (6).
What shit did this miracle do in our company? Ivan is 41 years old.

I: Do you want a fist?
I want, but not such. I want cheesecakes.

Well, how do they want to instill us that homo is the norm. Fuck the norms. I wish you good luck, so go on. The shit doesn’t go either.
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I wonder why normal people are still trying to explain something to you. In general, homophobia is no better than all other phobias. And yes, what you are not afraid, and contrary - does not change anything.

The joke:
- It is impossible to live here, from my windows you can look into the windows of the women's bathroom!
I looked out of your window and saw nothing.
Go to the closet!

There are only flight tickets in the box office.
The other - the license for the screw is violated when cloning (this is the 97th screw, apparently)
In the third sex with pregnant women is harmful, this is also the beginning of the 90s, Soviet sex world.

I understood, here is a temporary portal, whichever year? by 30.05.2013)

Here is this:
Would you fuck your pregnant wife? Would you at least get up on her? Somehow I am very doubtful. A bunch of male betrayal occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives. What does not prevent, by the way, to properly take care of the wife, and at the end of her pregnancy to return to normal sexual life with her.

In fact, if there are no pathologies, then you can and need to have sex. And on a wife very even stands up if the wife is loved. Even when she is no longer visible. And if you get rid of her, then know, and don’t love her then – why did you make a child, is asked?

Would you like tea or coffee?
Coffee please.
There you go.
An adult student, everything boldly translates, and then replaced on the last phrase.
I say, you will translate as you can, you will be mistaken - not scary, try!
Quiet so, surprisingly... "Do you go with your coffee"?

Wow, what beautiful people they are!

In the center of Moscow, during an unauthorized rally of representatives of the capital LGBT community, there was a fight between Orthodox and gay activists.

The old joke sounded new:

-Comrade Major, there are pidders fighting with fanatics!
How about ours?