It is naive:

The problem is that very rarely at the stage of choice potential wives behave as they begin after the wedding. They are two completely different people often.
Seeking to necessarily marry (for some, forgive me, hero) out of the skin to depict what a potential husband needs, not thinking that they will not marry her, but the one she depicts.
We do everything, yes.
By the way, on the "test drive" of the "living a couple of years together, and then signing up" also most ladies do not agree exactly from what they understand: so long comedy can not break. Consent does not always help.

Any more or less mentally healthy person has the desire to be good in his understanding and to have a positive reputation in significant people around him. Probably your girls are showing you. And the fact that they do not agree to a two-year test drive suggests that you are not so attractive to them to spend so much precious time on you without a guarantee of results. This doesn’t characterize your girls very well and makes you foolish as a person who repeatedly chooses such girls.
As I can see, you are not talking about feelings, you understand your ladies as a covet on articles and judge them selectively. Why are you so surprised by their cynicism?

My colleague (k) was pleased:

Q - Tell me, richer of the Russian land, do you have a stock of overseas smartphones, and with an apple, that the idol foreign bite his American bite?
I, in my confines, left two barks with an Adam’s apple imprinted on them. What is Barry interested in?
K - I have a smartphone, and there is a problem with it - whether it's awkward or not, the overseas barina doesn't recognize without a word of secret. And the word is not simple - the letters in it are overseas and the numbers are Arabic. My priest says the number of the beast in the word is hidden! So I soaked my finger into the glass, thirty times a day. And it is okay if you walk the way, but you are baptized on the worm of Satan's iron under the ground - it is also tolerable. But if you are rushing around the center of the capital on a chariot that moves about 150 horses, then you can scratch your chariot unwise about the hologram. And it's okay if you have an Uzbek holop on the ishak, then you can be a fan of the German baron.

That's why I ask you - can you not change the glass of the devil with an apple without a peripheral to the same, but already with an Orthodox peripheral?

The problem with this world is that educated people are full of doubts, and idiots are full of confidence.

The child is watching the advertisement "Bounty".
Q: Do you want to lose weight like this?
I : Yes
R is bad!
I : Why?
R, dumb looking at the model: there is nothing to kiss at all!

Elena (19:12:00 26/05/2014)
We have a rainbow.
She jumped out of the door - in shorts shorter than a coward and a maid
The passing man almost turned in the wool.

Alexander (19:12:52 26/05/2014)
and ROFL

Elena (19:13:01 26/05/2014)
And in the valleys.
I’m going to run in shorts.
Maybe not because of my beauty.

I’ll give you a kilogram of uranium and you’ll realize how explosive my love is.
WOW: Who are you? O_O

In general, always (in normal people), under the female "beard" was understood vegetation on the female genitals.
==== is
The fucking. I’m glad that I’m "abnormal" in your understanding.

I feel in connection with the victory in / in Ukraine Poroshenko, on the next Maidan people will stand with tablets "Powder, go"

My husband and I sit on the couch at night.
M: You have such bottomless eyes!
I: Oh, yesterday I saw a sluggish video of how eye protheses are done. Very interesting!
M: Ophigete, you are romantic with me.

My baby is 4 months today.
YYYYYYYYYYYY Congratulations
Did you buy him a cake?
We gave him a festive breast.
YYY: Is the feast a sergeant?

Article on the Japanese game:
XX: In what language does he write the proga?
yyy: I would rewrite to Go banally for the sake of stylistic integrity.

She contacted a friend via Skype and now lives in Italy. He shows me his dog, interfering with the racing. Sabbana jumps on her arms, rubs on her mistress and swirls with a hammer, and responds to scratches with a quiet measurement ring. The owner complains, that is always the case. You grind her – she cries. And here I’m falling – fasting, you said her cat raised?
Yes, the dog's moisturizer is not provided, but she tried as much as she could)))

Yes, when they are pregnant, you will understand, usually it is better to get into the car and go home in 5 minutes, and she will say that she wants a banana, and you are okay, you go to the store and buy an apple, a banana, ice cream, antifreeze, strawberries, liver, raw chicken, a little wheat, and tomatoes. Here is this

My wife bought a ring. The dialogue:
I sit and play the Hobbit.
I: How is this possible in your work?! to
She: I feel like I’m naked with my ring. I look at it and think:"My beauty" =)
I: Do you understand that I can’t call you the same name from now on? ?

Yeah, I remember, last year at the same time trolled the people in tanks with a loud capso "URA, HOLIDAY!1" before the battle. Such a shit was, even to shoot their own in the ass. I need to repeat =)

Den Tulinov: Meanwhile, geneticist Venter is about to transplant genetically modified pig lungs to humans.
Zloradskij: So, Mrs, the next patient of Mahmoud Abu Burunduk al-Bharhan... Hey, where did you run?? to

Participation in the "event" of a former colleague currently living in Germany

Q: Will you be able to get a ticket?
XXX and the beer.
A couple of ladies!
There are more unmarried people than couples :)
Zzzz: And married people too :)
You haven’t seen much movies about German women.
WWW: Two should be enough

The news:
In Kiev, more than 3 people were arrested for seizing a large number of foreign hacking equipment.

XXX is:
The U.S. will use all means to fight the fires.
throughout Russia
I am not joking.
American and other agents
It will lead to chaos in Russia.

YYY :
I have seen many of these agents.
Bulls in the window further knocked off, a mangal on dry grass is placed, firefighter fire on the wind is carved and thrown unwrapped. Everywhere they are, these damned American agents.
And other agents from forestry do not grind the sides and do not clean the cribs.

The Bike Festival:

And yes, Andrew is burning. Even a priest.
Who is Father Andrew?
XH: Which is the highest.
It is: A! Is this the one that broke my pants when you photographed me on a motorcycle?