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[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16676
 21.05.2009
I am 11 and I have a girl.

The Given? =) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16675
 21.05.2009
On the cheese paper in the store:

Telephone operator J.S.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16674
 21.05.2009
Linux/unix is a normal wire.
You put me under the table!!The murderer!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16673
 21.05.2009
From the keyboard ternager website: "In the program in the phrase mode there are high-spiritual sentences such as "Buratino shaken, shaken and burned". In order for your nobility not to be affected, you need to add the following Phrases_RU_censored.exe 150 Kb" after installing the program;

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16672
 21.05.2009
2009-05-14 at 09:15
I want to see the fog of the cat's eye with my own eyes.

2009-05-14 09:21
and the cat)))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16671
 21.05.2009
I go from the disco, conducted a girl, 5 o’clock in the morning, the central street of the city, and I see two punk displays posters of handcuffs type of such a number there is a concert, in the afternoon probably scared.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №16670
 21.05.2009
xxx: the tip of your dimon will be broken - you will not refuse to sit a day with the child
YYY: The Demon? With a child?!! I will not give!
XXX: Are you a rider?
YYY: When were you with him for the last time?
xxx: yes, I understand that shit let us sit for a day
YYY: When was your last time with him, I ask you?
I don’t remember what happened in the summer, but what happened?
YYY: So you don’t know...
Yyy: The boys gave him a puppy on the dungeon. the speaker. The bird is terribly expensive, large and terribly beautiful. When they gave, he was already able to speak "Popka fool", and even in small things.
XXX is interesting.
Yyy: During this time the bird not only learned no new word from him, but also stopped speaking the old ones! Although he is healthy. New in his repertoire (in six months!) There were only three sounds. Guess what?
xxx: xxx
yyy: The sound of the ass, the whisper of Kaspersky and - hit, fucking! Stack on the clavier! You say a child...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16669
 21.05.2009
It is hard to be a genius. I have to repeat myself all the time:
"Okay, let these miserable people live on again!!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16668
 21.05.2009
Terens: Comrades, and no one can give me a randomly unnecessary player for about ten days. I suddenly died...
dphstrangelove: If only a cassette, a, throw old?
terens: Ah, it is very difficult on the cassette mp3 files to listen, it is unclear where to pour the numbers

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16667
 21.05.2009
RINA (11:16:36 18/05/2009)
We go home with my husband and child... we go... I ask the child...
Do you jump years? Three years...
As a name? The frost...
What is my mother’s name? My mother Katya...
What is Dad’s name? Daddy the Goat.
I thought I was wearing my pants... the husband looked around the sides on his ass, baffled him and went on...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16666
 21.05.2009
What distinguishes good women’s clothes from bad ones?
You see the good, you get up, you take off; you see the bad, you take off, you get up.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16665
 21.05.2009
We meet in the clothes!! to
He took off his shoes and went down.
I took off my coat and it got worse.
Without a costume, the lump is alive.
Without glasses, it looks stupid.
He dropped his hat, pulled it out.
Without gloves, the hands are hooks.
Without a jacket, the chest is lighter.
The teeth were removed, the sounds worse.
Without a portfolio, the look is easier.
Without a cell phone, you are a poor man.
He dropped Mike, and he was very thin.
I pulled my moustache – such a wearer!
I looked – I laughed!
How important is custody!
Remove the cowards.
There will be no man!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16664
 21.05.2009
About Tom. How well the cleaner works, Sisadmin knows best.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16663
 21.05.2009
xxx: I have no imported sound
YYY: What mistake do you make?
XXX: The Pump...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16662
 21.05.2009
1mm0rt3s: Real men don’t watch Eurovision. They either watch hockey or raise a gay parade.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №16661
 21.05.2009
The first part of life is interfered with sex by parents, the second part - children.
Therefore, grandchildren are so desirable - they no longer bother anything :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16660
 21.05.2009
This story was told by my acquaintance. They have trouble with rats and mice.
Uspensky: they do not knock on the spoon, but they sit at the table.
To solve the problem, his family decided to have a cat. They brought, only
The cat was not ordinary. He is not like rats, mice are afraid of trembling.
In the knees. But not to throw away is a living creature, not the furniture.
The neighbor chases mice and the cat is afraid of them. and recently,
Valer (this neighbor) went to the dacha. He took a bottle of vodka and came.
A drink and not with anyone - only babies and children small around, with a man
Working week with family rest. Drinking alone is the first way.
to alcoholism, here is Valera and decided to involve the cat in the case. Gave him
A cup of valerian, a cup of vodka. Sitting together two. The neighbor’s bottle
I promised, the cat drunk.

After drinking, the cat walked on the floor for a while, then stood up, stumbled
Then he went to the barracks where the rats had their nights. “You can’t imagine,
I almost opened the door with a pinch of my legs,” says Valera. The cat broke.
In the sarai, after a while fell out of there with a dead rat in the teeth,
He dropped the rat at the doorstep and went to sleep on the roof.

In the morning, the neighbor woke up before the cat and went out to smoke. Following
He pulled out the cat, pulled back and... Here the cat saw him killed in the evening.
The Rat. The cat's hysteria about this Valer could not be expressed in words.
“Eli has calmed me!”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16659
 21.05.2009
How do you know Armenian so well?
My teacher at the school was an Armenian.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16658
 21.05.2009
<DeadMoroz> "The United States is outrageous that the authorities of Belarus use the Russian language"
DeadMoroz outraged that U.S. authorities use English instead of Indian

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16657
 21.05.2009
XXX is
Everything is going to be crazy)
Add the brown (beer) and the black (white)
=) is
YYYY

Brown is enough, but it’s not beer.

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