Pidorasses announced a gay parade in Kiev and... did not come to it! And the pythons.

The website of Vladivostok.

I give it for free!! Package of yellow colour. Also in addition, I will give a small white package to store a package for bags. + BONUS package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package.
All is free!
The package is in good condition, regularly washed and dried on the battery.

xxx: brought a laptop to repair - user Hitler - rolled the maximum price above the price

XXX is not a fuck.

The news:
In the protostelar clouds of the molecular cloud of Taurus, ethyl alcohol has been found.
The comments:
– Oh! And we just experienced one discussion about the fact that humanity has no motivation to advance into the Far Space!
Mother Nature takes care of her children.

What do you know about technicians? The parents of kittens are running - "millisiverts" ;)

In general, rural weddings are the best thing that humanity has invented in all history. They usually make a tent in the yard. But especially advanced bridesmaids remove a collective dining room or club.
On the day of the holiday, the whole village is divided into two halves - those who were invited and those who were not considered necessary.
The second half jealously rotates around the first, squeezes into the bushes, looks through the windows and wants to pull a bottle or two from the table. After that, the dances begin - there is no more than a disco in the world. And of course a fight.
After that, everyone smokes, smokes, interrogates, who has not yet fucked the witness (a sign of happiness), and then runs to the shore without cowards to ride cows.

Come to the country wedding, gentlemen! It is wonderful.

I repent, I sinned, did not make meals in the genre style from the originals, but bought ready-made cocktails. I read the description and find the beautiful one:
"The method of preparation:
Prepare for preparation"

Buying for money, cooking until you are ready and eating until you are full is simple.

I argued with friends that there were no bands in German rock that shame this genre of music...but someone took and remembered Tokio hotel.......

XHH: Its tenacity is a separate topic. I remember he wiped my skin with red paint at work. I’m angry, I say “do what you want, but I’ll come back from lunch – it should be like new.” Well I go. I go back, I look at the jacket on the hangover from a distance, there is no stain. I came closer, and this fool smashed black over the red paint.

I hear the cuddle... I ask – when will I get married?
I got stuck :D

A genius phrase - I can't lose weight on an empty stomach!

Western Europe reminds me of a man who brought home a hungry and sick dog, the dog was cured, fed, the dog tempted to the death of children, fucked the wife of the owner, ridiculed everything and puzzled, and the owner is afraid to even choke him in order not to violate his rights. Animals have no rights, and angry dogs must be shot. Unfortunately, not everyone understands this.

What happened to me yesterday:
at the workplace in the garage under the table accidentally found a dried dead mouse, moved her leg to the side, knowing that it should be removed but the feeling of resentment at that stage won and I left it where I found it. Full of determination, I take the sink and the butterfly, bow under the table and find nothing. A careful inspection with the help of additional lighting also gave nothing! The question of where the mouse came from remains unanswered. There was no one else in the garage besides me at the time.

YYY: Except for a cat or a rat.

XH: Has anything like this disappeared in any of the forums?

YYY: I lost faith in people under similar circumstances.

A friend in the army wrote:
and Sasha:
I go around the territory. The atmosphere of fallout new Vegas, everywhere rainbows, a little green grass, everywhere destroyed but standing warehouse buildings. In my hands I have a small bit made of a sling of a fire spade, on the entire domain of which the inscription "demidrol" is adorned. And then I am attacked by a bunch of dogs, heads 6, running is useless, I take a fight. And as a result, the step-by-step battle mode is not turned on, and I lastined it almost 24 years ago.
and Sasha:
In short, I managed to get to the fire extinguisher, and scared them with loud whispers :)

J: I do not understand why to go to Chernobyl, this is the same place of the tragedy of thousands of people, some, mm, parasitization on the human mountain.

M: And this is what a man who in Italy wanted to visit, to see Pompeii, and two years ago made Auschwitz an obligatory destination for a trip to Poland, and eventually visited it.

We fly to Turkey on the second of May, the boy from fear overtaken to the hell - we go out last, and he only opens his eyes with the grimas of horror and asks "and the gondoliers there (shows his hand down, behind the illuminator) - is there?Good stewardesses begin to reassure them that gondoliers are Venice, Venice is in Italy, and Italy is a little different flight, and there another time somehow. And this pepper sits with crazy eyes and doesn’t want to go anywhere. And then the steward, who understood what the mistake was, desperately failed to leave the ship on time, said to him loudly - not the gondoliers, but the Langoliers, and we broke them in the Second World War in Berlin, don't remember what? I have never seen a man standing at peace in front of his eyes. But he walked down the stairs cautiously, as if remembering what King had there.

Choosing the name of the child.
I: I think we’ll look at the baby when it’s born and decide who it looks like.
Husband: What if he would be like, for example, Akakia?
I: Then I’ll jump out the window of the chamber. What about the Watchtower?
Husband: And if it’s like the Watchtower, I’ll throw you out of the chamber window!

Because of the forest, because of the mountains came to us FATAL ERROR (c) KDE

I don’t fuck Ivanov today. with him.
So is it a celebration?
XHH: a cushion with a batch))

by Ivan Davydov:
In the premises of the Sunday School of the Rise Cathedral of Novosibirsk was held a round table dedicated to the American former porn star Sasha Gray. This should be read slowly, thoughtfully, repeating every word about yourself. It is just beautiful. It sounds like a sophisticated joke. ...
by Ivan Ganev:
One thing I wonder is why the official poops have not yet made a logical conclusion about Sasha Grey? Obviously, her arrival in Russia angered God, and he sent earthquakes and hurricanes to us.