Damn, where are my new shorts for running?
YYY: Why are they for you?
Q: Smoking is not good.

Tomorrow at 9 o’clock I will wake you up.
He is gentle and gentle.
She is... very... homeopathic!
He is fucking.

In the EU proposed to ban the purchase of vodka, caviar, diamonds and soboles from Russia"(ITAR-TASS)
It is not a joke. It is funny for some reason...
But... What fucking thing – they are mocking us, and they are also eating our eggs?

Before you get up from your knees, you have to get out of your ass!

Early in the morning, they are still asleep. I walked into the kitchen from a deep bottom. A cold cup of tea. behind the glass. I take a teaspoon, apply to the nose, throw my head...
On the ceiling is a leaflet, on it the mark: "Speed in the glass, SUCA!!!"
I almost drowned. Since then, my throat has...

I always learn from the mistakes of people who followed my advice.

In the collection:
"...image quality pain and no less"

The pictures were good.)

There is a Norwegian forest cat. The fur is practically impermeable and long as a polar night, as a result of which the "strands" from the back are squeezed at once, and slipped out of it in principle fall. I took the sleeping, shaved my ass - and voila! The cat is sitting and doing intimate hygiene all day! There’s a version that he’s just blown up, and he’s fixing the situation (well how can it be), but I think, can you shorten it in honor of the heat so that it all goes out?))))

In addition, WSJ reports that the tablet will be equipped with a screen with a diameter of 7 inches.
The Truth? Will it be round?

From the forum, a branch on folk methods of treatment.
Crow: I was not treated with cucumbers, but the egg, it was a matter, somehow saved me. Shortly before graduating from school, he got a barotrauma of the ear, broke the drum membrane. Everything would be nothing, even if it was over time, only there was a medical commission at the military school on my nose, which I would not pass. I came, all in trouble, to LOR in our nursing room, for which she reassured me and told me to bring an egg. The next day I appeared to her with a fresh chicken egg, well then the chicken parents held, she cut out a piece of film that is under the shell and carefully glued the hole to me. And what you think, passed all the commissions - and the district and the regional, nobody even suspected anything.

Judging by the stories of the local inhabitants, people learned to laugh, whisper, chick and just smile. Instead, now in funny situations, they cry, fall and lie down.

by Zohar.

About the new film "Godzilla":
“I would never have thought that in a movie about the huge terrible monsters, the most terrible beast would be, Scuco, the rage on the bridge!”! to

SpiritOfVox: CERN is here for the red word. Apparently these people work there, and this service is their side entertainment. “Roskosmos employees today launched a paper snake.” It seems like nothing special, people launch air snakes every day, but once the Roscosmos staff, it may be important, suddenly this is a new, two-stage, way to bypass the curse of the celestial firm.

By the way, we had a delegation from Japan...We were very asked to not deliver jeeps. A car for farmers.
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Obviously, it was not a Jeep brand car, but a type of "outdoor car". Given that 99% of our roads are not in the Japanese sense, they asked in vain. Absolutely deserved SUVs are popular in our countryside. And leading car manufacturers supply them to us in the most sophisticated configurations, not for the transportation of potatoes.

In front of me, a young man buys two bottles of wine.
Registrar: Show the documents
The man shows his driver’s license.
The cashier looks closely at the rights and after a little confusion asks the security guard: he has "B". Can you sell with "B"?

From the joyeractor:

There is a fairy tale that bin Laden had two gepards in one of the residences to guard. When the special forces entered there, they blasted at them and bitten some of them.
The Gepards? Here are the bastards!

discussion of the wedding treasure on one of the entertainment portals.
Commentary

XXX: A little under the bag... The post helped to go off...
Learn to Write
Q: What does it matter to you how I write??? Are you a urologist?? to

The subject of socks. Study in exchange abroad. So if you wear sandals on your bare foot, they look at you as the enemy of the people. Only with socks. A barefoot can only be worn on the beach. Children have a school shirt: shorts with short sleeves, shorts and sandals with socks. Socks either white or beige and nothing else.

I am on a jeep (jeep), but in life no one for a minute, and papers with phones I consider a confession in debboebism and anxiety.

Well, first of all, you don’t have to complain, suddenly you go to Moscow :)
And about the paper with the phone - one time I was called and told that I forgot to turn off the lights. And in the other - that in the neighboring house a pipe broke and the excavator was going to dig just under my car.

Search by satellite

Xenon: "Pets" are:
Xenon: - kill the search "chips" - there is nothing
Xenon: - go to search for pictures - nothing
Xenon: - we choose the proportion "square" - voila
KoiVIII: Well... once the party said, let’s be content with the squares.