From my life :-)
In our faculty there were two ladies, slightly :roll: dislike each other. With sound names of Stom and Dohla. They went on an expedition. It was still in Soviet times, domestic and card.
For objective reasons, the expedition was delayed, and the money ended.
A telegram arrives at the faculty:
"Send out the money immediately. I am in shock" :shock:
The Telephone Error

Coffee in the microwave. We pour water into a cup, put it in the microwave, bring it to boil 2.Take out, wait until it stops boiling. We throw a teaspoon of coffee into a cup, wait 3 seconds, then with the screams “Aaa, fucking, what it is!” we run around the table with cloves and wipe out the foam that has sprinkled out of the cup.
In general, try - a lot of emotions are guaranteed. The fucking.

Oh yeah, I have to call. Customer - Biocorp
What is Biocorp?
WOW: Like in the resident of the WOW, these zombies that do
Five minutes later...
You know, zombies are not zombies, but my brain has been eaten decently.

This is the driver of Hammer.
There is a problem, he has.
Vertical front glass and at night
It’s hard to know if he’s going to meet you.
the car or it is behind and its lights simply
reflected in the glass.
It is...
Given the mass, dimensions, equipment and the usual crew of the military Hammer, it turns out that all the problems described by you are not the problems of the driver Hammer at all.

Imagine a daughter full of dolls, and she steals the car from a neighbor’s boy!
I: So buy her a machine.
Q: Why do you need them? She has dolls!

Soon in defense:
Why are there so few pages in your diploma?
I have water on the counter.

Yesterday I changed the brake pads at the service. These ub%!"who did not attract a single screw. Eventually, on the track, my support was broken and I was thrown into a wheel.
2: Get out of it! All the norms?
1 is yes. It happened.
2: I would kill them.
This morning they did everything for me for free.
Do the dead need money?? to

I watched the interview with Klitschko Posner. All the time it seemed that Posner thought:"Just not to roast the shit."

Woman injured in collision of "Honda" and KAMAZ on the right coast
The comments:
Who was driving Kamaz?
Unconfirmed information about the driver
The driver of what?
Sus Ahumanis: according to unconfirmed information, the driver of the Kamaz...

X: We have one guy at work. It looks very smart, glasses, meaningful look. Periodically shew off the work assigned to him and transfer it to others. Arguing usually "This contradicts the philosophy of KnV-programming" and the like. No one knew what programming was like, but everyone thought it was something fashionable, cool, not yet known.
xxx: Today it became clear that the abbreviation KnV translates as "Kostyl and Velosiped".

200,000 years ago there was no cancer, they fucked all women in a row when they thought, without asking.
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Well, and your memory, however... I dare ask: Did you fuck you or you?

Cancer wasn’t because I didn’t live before it. Around 20 years.)

You come to the officer and bring a gun on him. Refusing to
He becomes a fighter against terrorism. The Hero. and posthumously.
Killing heroes is bad. This is unfair and wrong. From every
Damn the heroes.

In translation from the language of ancient Rus, the wall is translated as a construction structure with armor made of wood. It is understood as "Out of Tyne".

softwarer> This is roughly the same as outlining "satellite" from "confused"..

Dochtar> There is a root path – the road. The satellite is a companion, and the devil is a girl in the road tractor. The prostitute is the same girl in the road, but in a different language.

I see> It remains to tie the road (road) and the girls in the sidewalk. Surely in the ancient language there were and "shutters" - everyday road tractors with girls.

software> and the software. Even strange, how it turned out that the word "path" - of Slavic origin, and "compound" - Latin. Probably, some scientist monk passed by the way, and he went.

I see> I remember a journalist came to a specialized conference, interested in knives. She was informed that "stringed" is a word from the language of ancient Russians, meaning a powerful warrior who knows how to fight with three knives. She wrote about this (and not only) in the book, about the history of knives.

softwarer> i see, yes, I was tempted to tell DohtaR that the word "confused" actually comes from the word "confused", or, in turn, from the word "confused". And then,, it would be possible to extend an undoubted link from "plut" to "blut".

My husband worked until late yesterday, I didn’t wait, I fell asleep. At night I wake up from my arms: my husband is back, love-carrot and all that... :oops:
And then he kisses me, and he smells like a doctor’s cabbage. I ate at 6 p.m. and I want to eat terribly! and Crazy:
I asked him, “Have you eaten a cooked sausage?”He said, “No, it smells like coffee with the "Stolic" bread". I: "No-e-et, it smells like a cabbage!!!" It’s not about sex, I saw her right away, this sausage! :nyam : :nyam :nyam :nyam :nyam :nyam :nyam :
This is how weight loss interferes with personal life!

xxx with my sisters
xxx: Sonia 16 years old
Veronica "Do you know that Sonia just recently learned that rain worms don’t fall from the sky?"
xxx: Sonya "It is not true! I learned about it two years ago!"

Anthony Gutslasher:

In Zhukovsk was Chebu-Chebu.
Local jokers ripped off wires from the letters "ch"
And in the evening, when the sign was turned on, everyone thought there was a sex shop.

Following the news of the invention of special "rebs" for the road, so that drivers do not fall asleep behind the wheel.

The Russians went even further. They invented a road on which it is simply impossible to fall asleep: flat areas on them alternate with excavations placed in a random order, which forces the driver to constantly be on guard.

I walked with my wife and little girl yesterday. The men are sitting on the lawn drinking vodka and chanting. Small: -paap, - eurovigne (Eurovision) wife: here is who should be sent. And a mouse on a bicycle like a circus!!!! to

In the brokerage office on Tuesday morning always held a meeting: in the office of the director gathered the heads of departments, discussed the results of the past week and planned activities for the upcoming.
Each time the plan was reduced to the fact that the IT department should develop and provide the leadership with robots with which you can conquer the whole world, after which the director will be the richest and happiest.
Everyone, except the leader, understood that the idea was absurd, but was not dismissed for various reasons. Someone had to maintain a family, and someone was just interested in watching the paranoid schizophrenia offspring of wealthy parents, who gave the child a brokerage company after graduation of the institute.
This time the director was delayed and the secretary announced:
We will start the meeting with the speech of the Head of Development.
I took a deep breath, it was no longer funny or uninteresting.
- I propose to collect at a neighboring landfill the garbage of various origins, glue a rocket, fly to Mars, with the help of the IT department (they can do anything at all) to construct a protein gun and conquer the Earth from there!
The Secretary froze over the minutes of the meeting with a questioning look.
The head of the department, in complete silence:
Is it fucking?

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