Renault has unveiled an electric car called "Zoy".
They remembered!

I'm sitting on a laser today - a woman sits in front of me and asks the doctor: I'm sorry and you don't know if there are any drugs to eat and the mood became good? I know it, but it is prohibited by law. I roast the beginning :-D She is curious further - oh what is this drug? The doctor is ecstasy, LSD. First it will be good, then it will be awful.

Urdu to Urdu! My husband allowed me not to go to school today.)

But this is why this 300 watt power unit costs 400, and the other one is also 300 watt 800.
YYY: Because they have different prices

On the forum, the girl writes that she wants to call her daughter Europe.
The first comment: "A great name! If they want to devote poetry to her, there will be no problems with rhythm."

Vania Z: Do you still answer, are you a chemist or a physicist?)
Rattley: In this world everything is relative) After all, it is known that physics is only the younger sister of chemistry.
Jiry: Forget, they are both children of theology.
Rattley : No. Theology is the child of chemistry. Such a good chemistry.

Kip@ and somewhere else I smell ugly.
kip@ a fucking these are my feet ><
Kip@ no, it is not so ugly in principle.

My father was given a puzzle globe at work (metallic pieces are put on the magnetic sphere from above). I sit together.
I: So how does this infection come up, fucking?! to
Father, without breaking away from the comp: Start from the corner.

Brain is broken.

KonstanTeen: How is life young?
Afrodite =
KonstanTeen: O_O all right or two stripes?

The call to the apartment... I open, the daughter enters (16 years old)
Father, how do you say hello?
Normal as in school?
D has finished...
P.S. May 24, 11th Class

Polina
There was an idiot in the group.

Polina
Who sat on the pair.

Polina
and shit

Polina
For the entire audience

drone
The Lector?

One of the spectators after viewing the film Mikhalkov "Fatished by the Sun-2 - The Front" in Cannes: "I did not understand this picture. I did not understand what she was talking about. Per it is a parody?..." to point

Buddha: We, men, have a way to make a bad thing - to go to the toilet at least inappropriately, and then do not wash your hands, specifically to say goodbye to the boss :)

Do you think the boss is doing differently?

And in general, our relatives are sent old phones, old laptops, old CPCs.
yyy: it’s revenge for wearing BU clothes from older brothers

There are no parties, but a bunch of charlatans who, in the name of personal gain and sharp sensations, destroy the working people.

Nestor Ivanovich Machno

A brave heart is not a comrade.

The Fate

The real story, which took place on 16.05.2010 in the Azov Club of parachutists, from the words of a friend of the daughter - an immediate participant in the events. Both girls were already heroines of history No. 14 from 15.01.2010. The daughter is also fascinated by parachutes, and only by a happy misunderstanding she was not in the plane, which is discussed below.
An-2 aircraft with 12 parachutists at an altitude of 3,000 meters suddenly fell into the fog and a wet pearl cover began to break on one of the wings.
Losing symmetry, the aircraft went into the storm, gaining speed in a free fall. There was no possibility to get out of the plane, because everything in the cabin was mixed into a common pile. The participants, watching in the front window of the pilot's cabin rapidly approaching the ground, could only hug each other, saying goodbye to each other. At the peak, the maize reached a speed of 350 km / h, almost twice the limit, and he began to tear the cover in the tail and on the second wing. However, symmetry has been restored.
The pilot at altitudes from 300 to 150 meters managed to level the car and land it in take-off mode.
Upon leaving the plane, all participants of the events felt a second birth.
The girlfriend of the daughter turned to the instructor with the words: "Oleg Petrovich, probably not fate! You have to stop jumping!” To this, the instructor - a former lander who passed through Chechnya - replied: "On the contrary - fate! We are all alive! Life is continuing!”

Why didn’t you give the prize to Mikhailov? Ask curious journalists.
Chairman of the Jury of the Cannes Festival.
I am tired already...

You are for me as Assembler – I don’t understand, but I want to master it.

xxx: I delighted this morning one of the TV channels with SMS messages, going a running line at the bottom of the screen: "I greet my husband Alexei from my wife Natasha. I adore you, I can’t live without you, you are my sunshine!
A brave girl, you can’t say anything.