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[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №5916
 27.05.2008
<Akar> Well I’m not the fault of being a poor student %(
<Lenočka> where are you studying?
<Akar> Technical University of Tallinn
<Lenovo> you are from which city?
<Akar> now.. %))) you won’t believe it
<Peter> and Peter?)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5915
 27.05.2008
Mash
Where did you disappear?
The Devil
Not only that I cleaned the potatoes... so I also roasted it and roasted it... son we go to dinner...
I also got puzzles, do you know why?? to
Mom is silent in the kitchen, included: a cup of tea, a stove, 3 comforts, an extraction with light, a lamp, a music center, a microwave, a stove. The eyewitness in the room, included: the box, the house, the cinema, the notepad, the lamp of 5 bulbs....so when the light went out and I went to set it up, they met near my room and came to the conclusion that the light went out because of the fact that I play loud music, the monitor and the nightclub are on!!! to

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №5914
 27.05.2008
My boyfriend is coming to me today. I start clinging to him, he says to me: “Distance, I don’t want sex.” have argued. He clothes up and leaves. After 5 minutes, the door will knock, I open, he will start to dress me from the threshold: “When we argue, it’s so exciting.”

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5913
 27.05.2008
Dialogue with my wife:

Do you do the rabbit?
I am gathering genus.
I’m like you’re such a bitch.
I am so lu lu lu! What do you do?
I: I hope one hera on the webserver...
I am happy...

A few minutes later, I received a SMS from my wife:
I don’t pin you, are you okay?
I am valentine...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5912
 27.05.2008
Evloyga Cup ULEB, UEFA Cup, World Cup hockey, Eurovision.. and it was all I needed to rockets complexes "Topol" on Red Square on May 9 to roll out))))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5911
 27.05.2008
Alcohol kills brain cells, but not all, but only those who refuse to drink.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5910
 26.05.2008
Conversation in the pharmacy:
She says: I am a girl to teach!
Excuse me, I’ve done it all...
He says, “We hope that our...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №5909
 26.05.2008
I listen to radio today. The question in the quiz about what such a river som can produce 600V, and the nearby sea skate of 60V, the question: why is it?
One replied, “Because he’s more humane than this river cattle!”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5908
 26.05.2008
Nick Parker
Well, I know myself – what will you do with your ice fingers?

Sakura
Where got it? I got three things =)

Nick Parker
I am talking about my ice fingers. It was cold all day :(

Sakura
Sun under warm water

Nick Parker
Not to ride. We had the heat off at the beginning of May. :)

Sakura
So then so :)

The interlocutor of Sakura sends the file "I.JPG" (317 Kb)

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Nick Parker
What you are here! =-O and =))

Sakura
Warming your hands? and :P

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5907
 26.05.2008
The Ukrainian news.
Interview with the coach of the Ukrainian swimming team:
What do you lack to the best results?
Well, we’d like to have a good and spacious place to train...and it’d be a swimming pool.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5906
 26.05.2008
Have you been in the block for a long time?
2 to 2 points :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5905
 26.05.2008
News from Miley:
26.05.2008 11:43 Gamers will be disconnected from the Internet
26.05.2008 11:58 Internet will be 10 thousand times faster
However...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5904
 26.05.2008
How can you stop drinking in a country where half a liter of milk is more expensive than half a liter of beer?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5903
 26.05.2008
Have you watched Jippers-Skrippers?

Is Jiper-Skriper an UAZ Hunter?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №5902
 26.05.2008
Who talked about female logic?
The error of Nero:
The disk is empty. Clean up or continue?
Yes / No

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5901
 26.05.2008
A string of news. The title:
"How to survive in Moscow a Jew, gay or lander?"

Bl@ckB@rs (Lübeck)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5900
 26.05.2008
This is now we understand that there was no hope to reduce in the project the name of the room "Storage of cleaning equipment"...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5899
 26.05.2008
You know she said to me yesterday, “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.”
2: And you that dreamed of producing a cunnilingus.
1: No music in the Nero projector added

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5898
 26.05.2008
(talk about the guys)

xxx: they hide their legs when they sit in the bus/metro))))

YYY: They are uncomfortable

yyy: and harmful

xxx: let them go

xxx: I do not put the elbows in all directions, because my breasts are disturbing))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5897
 26.05.2008
From the fucking... Gave a new pen... The fist of the fox has already been bitten

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