by 111:
Let Plushchenko sing better, and Iplane rides around him on skies. More chances of winning.
by 222:
I’ll go out, shake the hail, shake the beer with the koshuh, and then my hand bear will play the Russian national anthem on the ballayake while I’m drinking vodka from the samovar. 1st place secured.
Mitsuomi 18:35:05
Hi to you! and :)
Natally Portman 19:38:34
Hi to
Mitsuomi 19:38:51
I woke up.)
Mitsuomi 20:27:55
Do you feed the ducks all day?
Natally Portman 20:41:04
I went swimming and fell asleep.
Mitsuomi 20:41:55
You are giving it!! So you can swallow.
Natally Portman 20:42:27
I slept in my chair. :D
by Mitsuomi 20:44:43
Are you bathing in a chair? It is :)
Natally Portman 20:48:32
No, I sat watching a movie, I was going to swim and didn’t go to the bathroom.
Vaneok: a dream dream today, I tried to get into the ketchup heinz on the ssh, I need to tie up with work
hasan_as_sabax: what kind of
Vaniek: wow, but the funniest I tried to go into it to add to the pasta, and I didn’t get it...
Vaniek: tried ssh root@haintz, and I give no route to host
hasan_as_sabax: the psychedelics of Vano, is a gesture of gesture. Have you tried ping?
Vanieck: Do you fuck when you try to get into the ketchup on the ssh and then pinch it usually?
hasan_as_sabax: I would try
I am saved by vacation.
hasan_as_sabax: you will be saved by vodka, go into it with a telnet!
XXX: Where do you have the porn to store?
Tagged: C: Windows
XXX is funny.
Yyy: And here the girl believed =(
YYY: And I found...
She: This is what you did? Why am I always thinking of you? How did you get into my dreams?
I am David Blaine :)
Just talking in the smoking room below:
The girl to the Caucasian (judging by the accent) young man: small such and already smoking, you will not grow a vet... and the children will be green!
He replied, “I will be black children.
xxx: went past the market, a man stands at the shelf and says: “Honestly stolen cosmetics!” Girls, come and buy! For you tried, you risked your freedom!"
xxx: probably only in Russia the most honest advertisement in the stolen goods O_o
Conversation with the client:
...
When will they repair?
It will work not earlier than tomorrow.
What time will it work tomorrow?
I said it not earlier than tomorrow, within 3 working days.
Maybe even today?
You know what it means lol.
Is it from C++?
<Grafinya> fuck all.. I am the wife of Sisadmin and can do everything that Sisadmin does :)
btr: Everyone sneezes, sneezes, eats tons of vitamins, leads a healthy lifestyle and balls gracefully!
btr: I fucking smoke two packs a day, I eat snacks after work, I walk without a hat at -20C and I rest. No infection takes =))) Paradox of us!
Aerosmith's guitarist is questioned about his body after his death. scientific institutions. 30 years on heroin (they die in 3-5 years), self-healing from hepatitis C, complete absence of respiratory diseases (even a rhinitis), no problems with potency (at his age, even Viagra does not work)... So your vulnerability is a jerk, comrade =)
K: What kind of fool was he singing next to Plushchenko and the violinist? I almost lost because of him!! to
E: and Hz
E: I do not know.
He said: Hi girl! Let us meet! and :-)
Daphne... who are you?
I am a producer! I work in a factory of stars, looking for talent! I am currently making a clip. You have just one minute to like it.:D
She is Hui...
He is:.........
She: Did you like it?
He is “Aga!and :-)
Robert: Next year, we will be launching Antho Uralsky with the breakdown group at Eurovision!
He: Where will we meet?
On the corner of a round house
He is:...
The teacher tells about the properties of functions, giving an example with the hyperbol "1/x".
Asks what happens with "1/x" when "x", being a positive number, seeks to zero? He shows the branch of the curve, which rises higher and higher (to infinity), and asks, pointing up:
How far will she get? (Of course, waiting for the answer "to infinity")
Close eyes and complete silence. The teacher, moving more and more rapidly towards the ceiling with a hint, asks:
What’s going to be above that?
In the same silence, quietly, modestly, but confidently, from the depths of the hall he heard:
and God.
I stayed in first class for four years.
You had three fingers, and you couldn’t count five pencil plus seven pencil.
Hm... and a normal boy means it?
White Nights is when at night from all the flashes of filters, keyboards and other bulbs so light that you can see through which cable and where to cross.
Heaven (03:02:03)
Fuck, sometimes you want to, when you see some girl in contact in the section about yourself the inscription: "Princesses exist!", write: "But it is not you :("
XXX pps... on the screen of the ploter is illuminated (!!!) It is power off ?
xxx having consulted with the group decided that he is puzzling =))