Hello, you look beautiful.
Oh yeah, no, not in vain cabbage eaten in childhood on other people's gardens
What are you using now?
Beer and whiskey. It depends on how long it has been.
Are you constantly craving? What are you doing?
You won’t believe, I’m sitting in the bathroom with a note. Butterflies are generated
I see you sit in a positive position.
Fuck, thank you for the idea. So on the container and write in large letters: "POSITIVE"

I’ve heard a lot in my life, but the phrase – “Sorry, but I’m not going to apologize to you!” put me into a stupor.

XHH: Today I experienced a real fear
Our son decided to make a wooden sword just like this (as long as I was going home from work, and my wife went to the store)
First took the brush and the edges made semi-round (so that it wasn't so painful) and painted in grey
XHH:I decided to put a garland of inflatable spikes on this beetle for beauty (bought for a barbecue in a barbecue)
XHH: Clamped on it and turned on (batteries girland)
XHH: I started to make a handle, decided to sample a very convex piece of fender.
I had a workshop behind the screen in my room, and he went there with the upper light on.
XHH: The son began to squeeze a piece of the made board.
At this time, long branches of trees began to be cut.
I go into my house and, not dressed, I go into my room.
Behind the shell is someone with a benzoat!! to

A man and a woman will always find points of contact.

Characteristics of American pricing
During the winter with my wife in America, I went to buy ski shoes. Since slalomists we did not ahti which, especially steep shoes did not interest us. Instead, I wanted to buy both good and cheap.
So here, we come to the store with our wife, the American seller shows us the shoes and says:
Yes, they say, and so, good, cost $ 285.
Is it easier?
No, this is the best price.
What if I rent these shoes for the whole season?
There will be $100 rental and $30 deposit. That is, you bring the shoes back in the spring and get your $30.
and well. What if I want to buy them back in the spring?
Well, then the deposit is not returned, and you pay another $20, and your shoes are not new.
The man! Do you realize that you just sold me those shoes for $150?
The shoes cost $285.

Women have a low self-esteem. So try to approach the little-known lady and kiss, you will immediately hear the answer: "You are drunk?!" Or “Are you mad?” They seriously think that they can like either drunk or mentally abnormal!

xxx: We had a girl named Milena in the courtyard, everyone was crazy just before the appearance of the second mortal combat

I am so shaking when I have an asthma attack. It seems to be a cockerel.

Here is the real recursion:

At the Cannes Film Festival, stolen collar worth two million euros

The robbery occurred at a time when viewers were watching Sofia Coppola’s new film, the main characters of which carry valuables from celebrity homes while they entertain at events like the Cannes Film Festival.

I went out on the balcony, I watched the children (9 years old) playing a joke, fighting, shooting each other, who are the Chinese pistols, who are the sticks! And I think it's good that they don't sit in tanks! And then the neighbor calls and asks, “Did you also have an inat cut off?” and then I understood why the kids were on the street. It was just sad :(

Ekaterina Programmer 1C: A new HASP driver is needed to work with the new version. sent by mail.
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[14:01:25] Vladislav: It was established, everything works. thank you.
Catherine Programmer 1C: has the driver been installed?
[14:04:27] Vladislav: Yes
[14:05:10] Ekaterina Programmer 1C: What did you do that he set up? If not a secret.

The official server.

World of Warcraft. Cataclysm: for the first time, automatically opening with the level of flight points appeared. Players are happy, all work. Oldfagus is sad.
World of Warcraft. Pandaria: everyone is accustomed to such a system, oldfags only sometimes scream, players consider it a given and that "so it should"
World of Warcraft. and Pandaria. 5.2.x patch: Flight points stop opening automatically. Players are disgusted. Oldphags held their breath.
World of Warcraft. and Pandaria. 5.3.x patch: Flight points are not opened. Oldfagus in ecstasy, players cry and quarrel.

Endspil: From the developers, the automatically opening flight points were a bug that we were finally able to fix.

xxx: Some girls don’t want to realize that they’re just autonomous incubators for producing self-supporting men.
What’s wrong with being an incubator?
YYYY: YYYYY has sent you again?
xxx: yes (

Forum on Mobile-review:
Overall, as I think, the device is not remarkable among the "tube" of similar "androids": the operating system (at the time of testing) is quite old - 4.0, and the MTK6577 chipset has long been tired. However, it would be worth highlighting the following: a relatively capacitive battery of 1930 mAh, an IPS-screen matrix with a resolution of 540x960 points and 1 GB of RAM. Everything else is banal and usual."

This review could have been completed.
Yyy: This is how any modern device can be viewed.
Zzzz: And even any girl. Tania has blue eyes, a second-size chest, and everything else. Of the competitors, I would like to note Vala from the second entrance (1 size, but no flowers needed) and Katya from the factory dining room (3 size, but no champagne and flowers needed). However, cheaper analogues will satisfy the unpretentious user. So, for example, Svetlana (0 size, nothing needed) has exactly the same functionality as the more expensive models, with the only difference that the interface sometimes brakes and the materials of the body are frankly cheaper. If you try, at the same costs, you can find top versions of the previous generation in the secondary market (Margarita Sergeevna, 5 size, nothing at all).

The Comrades:

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[13:41:34] yyy: nakhera?)
[13:41:36] xxx: I wanted to go to the bathroom next door)))

And then we ask: why are no young professionals employed?

Is that why I love Gmail? For the fact that he sends a letter from the Google team with an invitation to a conference immediately puts in spam!

The Android resembles a master-left-handed, dirty, unchested, in the moustaches, but who can do absolutely anything, and iOS - as the guardian of the harem in the sultan - high,
Strong, muscular, cared for, but... castrated...

Explain to children about God:

Daddy and Daddy! What is God?
You know nothing, John Snow.

Daddy, is there a God?
– No
And Santa Claus?
So who brings you the gifts?

Dad, is there a God?
“Yes, his name is one-eyed One, and if you behave badly, I will take you to Uppsala and hang you on a holy oak.

“Daddy, why did we kill my aunt and eat her liver?”
This is a victim, son.

“Daddy, and in the class my uncle told me that I believe in false gods, because God is One and One!
And what did you say?
Did I say? I said nothing, I burned it in the toilet cabin!

Olga
Somebody attacked me in a dream, I decided that I have someone to protect, I wake up, open my eye with my hand and say right in the eye: Kill him!
and fell asleep. It was morning ?

I go to a colleague and he is not there, I ask his partner.
Is Misha smoking?
-Misha smokes...drinks, gets married, and doesn't want to close the project at all!