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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128534
 24.05.2016
This is a distortion that occurs with age. The gardens.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128533
 24.05.2016
20408: Do not teach others to live!
What is wrong, for example, with onanism in adulthood?
First, it is pleasant. Secondly, it is useful (I know for myself). In the third, it does not interfere with family life at all, but rather diversifies it.
But you read something there and came here, to us, to spread the good news, and in the case, quite strange - the return of children and animals to the institutions.
Where is logic? Where is meaning?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128532
 24.05.2016
<suicide-harley> Note: the dildo, covered with radium fluorescence, not only pleasantly shines in the dark, but also has a great penetrating ability.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128531
 24.05.2016
Features of people who believe in the conspiracy theory news - high levels of stress, low IQ, low self-esteem

xxx: I was born 300 meters from the passageway and a significant part of my life (worn in vain) revolved in the aviation and space spheres. Read what I am going to write, remember and pass on to others: there could not have been any flights to the moon.
IQ: In the mid-1980s, it was suddenly discovered that humans have two types of intelligence: one responsible for abstract thinking and creative abilities, the other for survival in the herd. IQ measures the second type of intelligence. In addition, there are errors and ambiguities in the tests. If they tell me I have a high IQ, I’ll consider it an insult.

Don’t worry, they won’t tell you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128530
 24.05.2016
You didn’t shed a tear when you watched Hachiko, you reacted calmly to the killing of Han Solo, and even the death of John Snow didn’t touch you, but you’ll cry out of disgust when you see what happened to Chodor.
I don’t understand, you’re talking about Chodorkovsky?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128529
 24.05.2016
The article on the GickTimes "24-layer cardboard house is assembled in 1 day, will last a minimum of 50 years", the first comment:
I’ve heard that some people have to sleep in cardboard boxes.
But why did I think they got those boxes for free, not for $30,000?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128528
 24.05.2016
The idea for tyres: “Forget about Finnish nitrogen! We use a special gas mixture that improves depreciation, adhesion to road canvas and other characteristics of the wheel. The unique composition! 78,09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.03% carbon dioxide, as well as special additives: neon, methane, helium, crypton, hydrogen and xenon!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128527
 24.05.2016
Features of people who believe in conspiracy theories have been established - high levels of stress, low IQ, low self-esteem.

That’s all the reptilians invented. Now, if you start telling someone about them, you will be labeled a low IQ and sent to rest from stress.

Yyy: Smart people who believe in conspiracy theories will not participate in the study.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №128526
 24.05.2016
The Yandex News:

"Obama called for personal meeting with the victims of Hiroshima"

He has never been so subtly insinuated before.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128525
 24.05.2016
to this
If the physicist cannot explain his words to the cleaner, he does not understand what he is saying.

I’ve heard somewhere that there are no big riders of themselves than physicists. Especially nuclear physicists.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128524
 24.05.2016
HH: And then, the first from the East flies out from the second time.

Wow, how you’re all for the ball! It was a regular work of automation, the possibility of postponing the launch for a day is always provided by the schedule, and this happens very often in the Russian Federation, and in the United States, and on any cosmodrome. Yes, the pathetic shot did not come out. Should you have "Avoid"? Yes, she would have flown. And if there was something serious, I would have hit the whole starting table with this new-fashioned riding booth. And the emergency system looks different: the fuel is poured, the rocket is taken back to the MIC and forged to the next launch window.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128523
 24.05.2016
xxx:...This leatherhead turned out to be such a handle – just a face hand!
WOW: So is it? He did not play badly...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128522
 24.05.2016
I went to the venereologist today with the ECG.
Is it so serious? After the conclusion of a venereologist immediately to cardiology??? Did you catch that?? :O O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128521
 24.05.2016
xxx: Once I entered the entrance, I watch a false simulator unpacked on the battery lying. There was a thought in my head, but what if somebody was shooting on a hidden camera? Then it will be posted on the internet.)

Yyy: A nephig use it straight in the entrance.

I don’t know, maybe someone used it for the purpose. I am unknown. But I think you’t refuse to take it for yourself.

YYY: Of course, suddenly you will come to visit and have nothing to eat.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128520
 24.05.2016
Xy: Hi, what will we eat today? Or on a diet?
XX: The Water
xy: mm
Xy: then you have to freeze it to eat.
XX is already there.
Okay, warm up to my arrival. I do not like cold.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128519
 24.05.2016
Fuck you Zina! Trust is, of course, good... but do you have your keys from my safe?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128518
 24.05.2016
<@rnderr> Law enforcement officers clashed under St. Petersburg: inspectors of the DPS with employees of the PPS. One of the officers accused the other of being disloyal to colleagues.
<+sw> such behavior is unworthy of the St. Petersburg police officer
<+sw> a St. Petersburg police officer must summon an opponent to a duel by throwing a rod into his face
<+sw> and together, strictly complying with the GDPR, to drive to the place of the duel on the Black River shore

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128517
 24.05.2016
Putin said: “If there are doubts about the integrity of athletes, they must be eliminated.”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №128516
 24.05.2016
A friend recently told me a story that happened to her. A few words about her: pretty cute, smart, educated and most importantly, her father is a big man in the organs.



Now to the story itself. As I wrote before, she was smart and this was reflected in her way of re-writing. All spikes, points and other signs of intersection were taken into account all the time. She wrote very literally. But one day her father received a text message from her saying, "Dad, I'm staying with a friend today, you can't worry." But here it just started. The first thing that the father noticed was the absence of a tail before the appeal, then a few more mistakes were found. At first, he called all of her friends, but after receiving a negative response, he no longer started to worry. Here it began. The story silences how he was able to track her phone, but still about an hour later a special forces unit broke into the house where there was the phone and there she was lying on the bed, unconscious and connected. The boy was in the shower, but was quickly bound.



Here is this. Literacy saved lives.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №128515
 24.05.2016
In the army, when the spirits of quarrel reached a fight, the grandfathers were forced to take the opponent on their hands, and sit with him 10 times. At the same time, say to each other, “I love you”, “I love you too.” Then change places. And so, with laughter, all the insults disappeared.

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