We sit in the department.
The local ITshnik resuscitates the computer of the head of the department. Then he said, “Can they cut a little, and I speed up?”
A little pause... and the outrageous voice of one of the employees: "Yes, it's like everyone's piece of a cock can be cut off and I can shave!!"and "
They were not able to continue working soon.

I have to go....................................................
According to the same "prophet" from Auckland, Harold Camping, the apocalypse has already begun, it just went unnoticed.

I: Fuck, and what am I going to tell our kids when they ask "and how did you get to know daddy?"
Tell me how it was.
and AHA. I will say "Yes, kids! I met him for the first time on the birthday of a common acquaintance. Your dad didn’t drink at all at the time, and I specifically poured his whiskey into the tea. And when he spanked, I took him into an empty room... And we met!

Yes, when you’re friends with a girl who has smaller breasts than you, it’s very sad for both of you.

The subconscious of the tiles [21:57]
If a girl doesn’t get out until 17, she becomes an old man.

The question:
And I have not been told since childhood how the philosophical question plagues: why are cowards called "family", and only men wear them?

Answer to:
Because he wears them in the family. The rest are wearing guests.

All the fans remember stupid songs. So that you "White Ships" are covered. Here is.

podzalypnui tvorojok @ 24.05.11 02:24
In the summer I go to Germany for a lifetime probably, there are better conditions and energy engineers are appreciated, not what we have.
KIRLNIPSK @ 24.05.11 02:27
I would never have thought that under the nick "podzalypnui tvorojok" sits an energy engineer

The director outraged the employee, as if he was incredibly dumb, "Why are you working on a local disk? Who taught you to work on a local disk? How is it?! Everyone works on the desktop and you are on the local disk!!??and "

You can suspect some incorrect behavior, but you cannot suspect politicians that they are idiots.

Have you already argued? The meeting began recently.
This is the case. I was with her for the first time, you know? Well, I shared it, everyone is supposed to be happy. So it was necessary to lick: "Well, and I said that it was natural red!"

Millions of people dream of immortality, but do not know what to do on a rainy Sunday evening.

xxx: the first hipster in our country was Shalik from Prostokvashino. I bought myself ice cream and photo guns.

Doctors are sick! Lolita lost 50 kg by cheap rural method!

Cut off her legs?

Dmitry Medvedev has considered the dismissal of Fursenko.

Nothing to add. And throw the crap.

Dyrocol really makes a small clean hole in the disk, like in the paper. But!! The disc is stuck in a hole!

And it really gets stuck.

They really think that Aida is such a beautiful female name.
So they called the shop.
and hanged around the city ads without quotes: Aida store
I find it hard to get in there...

I still do not know how to swim normally((( in my childhood when my father released me without the "buttons", my brother swirled circles around and sang "Galinaaaa blanka bul-bul, bul-bul";;

He has brains and a cool character!
I have sweaters, a circular bracelet!
He is willing to take risks in sight!
I have a chest...I won!

Sorry I’m not two...I would have worked on four jobs.