The Author:
A lieutenant who threw me a stick. Our conversation was short:
Q: Is there anything forbidden?
I: except hexogen, a pair of calas and cocaine, and I lick myself like an idiot,

The word "how" here is superfluous. And to you, I wish to lie in the roof under the trunk of the machine, with your hands behind your back, so that you can become wise and stop considering your scarce mind to be the top of the intellect.

XX: And you motivate me, then I will work better!
YYY: Not our method. They even beat here.

The son (5 years) in the morning, sitting on the couch, from a great reluctance to dress in the garden said:
“Listen, Dad... While I was sleeping I was so tired...!

Watched the movie Taxi on television with her mom, she said it was a fairy tale and switched to the battle of the extrasensors.

The wedding party. An avid hunter tells the gatherers how he and his son regularly go hunting. My son, meanwhile, is seven years old. There are many stories, starting with rabbits and phasans, continuing with deer and foxes, all stories are emotional, with a bunch of details and active gestures. The father tells, the son is silent and only after each story confirms what he said:
Here we have a healthy cat! Five with two of my palms, my eyebrows shake, my eyes flowed with blood. And right on us with the smoke running! I shot and missed the first one. Thank God, the second shot hit him. Otherwise we’t sit here with you. Remember the dim, right?
Oh yeah I remember.
Then the wolf was met. He was noticed late, standing literally ten meters away, scattering. I was scared then. The gun on the duck is loaded. He stumbled, stumbled under his feet and ran away. It was a pity, but a good trophy could have been achieved. Do you remember that hunt, Dimka?
I remember... Dad, Dad! Do you remember how you shot the pigeon?

This only happens in Russia.
Near the work recently failed a small piece of asphalt coating - just fell inside yourself. As my colleague noted, "Per during the rain it was done as usual...". At lunch there was a bright sunshine and I saw the repair team cut off the failed asphalt in the window to put a new one. It was raining in the evening... Guess what the repair brigade was doing? I made the asphalt ;)

Yesterday I made my usual trip to a local store for food.
I had new long to shoulder earrings on this day from a lot of chains, oh this fashion)))
I leave with the products from the box office, next to the guard of the eastern appearance,
He looks at me and says, ‘Girl, you have such beautiful eyebrows.’

I smiled confusedly and thanked him for the compliment.

Then he added with sadness:
"They reminded me of the house..."))

Yes_Firststeping: There are times in life when you feel like you have forgotten about it. You no longer feel like you missed her, you forgot how you wanted her. You sit and watch a movie, and your thoughts are quite different, but a subtle hint, a random association is enough. There may be a happy young couple on the screen sitting for dinner, sincerely smiling to each other. You suddenly remember everything. You lose control of yourself, for a fraction of a second your face is distorted, as if from pain, and you scream: "Bye, a strawberry!" And you carry to her, but it is too late, now nothing to fix...

4x nuclear 2x GHz, 2 GB oz, 64 GB main drive, 1920x1080 (FullHD) screen, and after all, I am talking about the smartphone now

I would like your hard work. I am a liar at all.
Imagine that the usefulness of your current time now is the rate of your success in the future, or even the extension of your life!You can be a happy sex washer, you can be an exhausted boss, you can be forever young, but for the latter you must have your ass always raised!
She: well from your mouth it sounds logical)) need to have some incentive to study. I lost him long ago.
He: Do you want me to fuck you?

Comments on EVE Online:

xxx: There is an opinion that the main feature of Eve is that it is more interesting to read about her than to play.

Viper_by: Briefly about the plot "The Great Gatsby": Gatsby had a mistress, she had a husband; a husband had a mistress, she had a husband. It was he who killed Gatsby.

From Habr:
Another fun story with firefighters. In Russia, if you have a car burned, you must bravely, risking your life, rush to extinguish it. And the hoisters strictly watch for the tool to be available.

In America, go away, call the insurance company, and enjoy the spectacle while the firefighters go, pretending which car you will buy for insurance money.

Zetsubou Sensei:
and gt; 41 Examples of sophisticated programming?
I lost my voice XD

The Gundos:
Answer "I am ashamed" xD

Bartok Oo (22:11) :
Do you care that I can end up in the stomach of a crocodile?
Bartok Oo (22:11) :
Did I think of the shit?
by Danya (22:12)
No... not alone.
Bartok Oo (22:13) :
Don’t imagine how it is...
Bartok Oo (22:13) :
Do not imagine
by Danya (22:13) :
No... too late. T.T

Road repair, small stones are scattered along the road, which are constantly flying out of under the wheels and knocking on the car.
The driver is driving: "Not broken! The Ricochet! The armor is not broken!"

What about your early session?
I went to the science school on Monday. I wrote in an hour and a half by the method of "copy-insert", of course, I did not read anything. Today I went to the assessment to find out (I would not, but not 2), and she says to me - serve me, in the summer there will be a conference in Peter, you will go there with your topic right as you need to cling! The job is perfect, so you have to go!
I’m here to invent [...]
You look there as a candidate of science don’t become accidentally)))

So, I promised you to write a list of your retaliations) I want to kiss you/... and you: 1. Oh my hands are ice! 2nd I am watching a movie! Three Fuck, I am eating it! 4 is I talk by phone! 5 is I am so tired of volleyball. 6 is Keep quiet, I am wet. 7 is You are wet! 8 is Fou, the hair is wet! 9 is On the knees of David! 10 is My stomach was squeezed, I just ate! 11 is Ooooh, I’m just pumping, I don’t have the strength. 12 is I think I’ll do it if I’m not promoted. Thirteen I don’t have a computer, but you! 14 is I solve the technical problem. 15 is I want to catch! 16 is Give me a ring. 17th Oh, I’m happy with the pearl...

XXX: The grid for the pipe is over. What to do, took an old notebook, cut it, turned the self-turn. I smoke, and the formulas of function integration revolve in my head. I think what shit. Then I remembered that the self-turn sheet was ripped out of the notebook on the matana.

xxx: And then I got a brilliant idea of how to prepare for physiology.

Do you think women have invented anything?
Women invented hysterics, headaches, critical days, the word “capricorn”, the phrases “how stupid I was” and “you don’t love me...”
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And the question "what do you think about now?" (((