Another news from Mail:
A female gang attacked Peterburg. The robbers were not confused by the shepherd that the man was leading on the lead. They
They attacked him, beat him and took his phone and a dog.

I hear my mom’s cries in the kitchen. Listen first and be quiet:
I forgot to put warm milk in the refrigerator.
Then loudly:
Will you be a rooster?

Dragobrath
LOL, in the arcanum there is a NO parameter responsible for the noise level. Increases if wearing heavy metal armor.

Dragobrath
I can’t steal from him, I’m too sluggish.

It is time for Medvedev to post his thoughts on blogs:
for example "I want to dismiss the Minister of Education" - hop and 10 million "I like it", so the right thought :)

I think the text of the song "Crucible Spring" is written in this form:
He swallowed our heads.
Cucumbers on...

I have a chicken born here.
Tag: the idea *
Theme: HDD

Dema: Today my mother brought me the icon of St. Panteleimon, saying that the throat would soon cease to swallow, the speech appeared and the weakness disappeared.
Serge: And how then? Did it help? 😉
Dema: Like... She went in and knocked the switch, so we broke the traffic jams, including the shield from which there are no keys. He called the electrician, had to call five phones in search of him. Then I ran to the neighbors to cook the child’s food, because it was time to feed. Then I went to the office to send a report because there was electricity at home. Then argued with the electrician about the fact that the lamp at 150 could not knock out these traffic jams, the fools themselves are to blame.
Dema: In general, the weakness passed, the throat too, the speech appeared at the stage of electric calls
It helped, good saint. I recommend.

I want ice cream, I want to go to the store.
He: Go away
He: beer at the same time buy 2.5 jiggle
She: fucking, I’m eager to buy beer in bottles.
He is: Why?
She: I’m a girl, I’d like a bottle.
She: and then when I get in the bag, I get a bottle of essa and 2.5 jigulovsky.
She: that is, I’ll drink a delicious drink first and then I’ll be drunk in shit.

High-speed internet is when it is faster to download the entire season of the series than to download the last series, removing the fields from all the previous series.

Just on toilet paper.
Just: Heraldic lily painted
Just: to swallow
Just: I can’t get used to the idea that I’m wiping my ass with a symbol of Florence

After a walk with his girlfriend, I took her home, I am already parked, and here the song of Butusov sounds, namely the phrase that sounds like this: "Invit him to you." We have been dating for a long time, but it hasn’t yet arrived, she’s not ready yet, although sometimes I was very close to the forbidden fruit. Looking over at me and seeing the flashing, she decided to disembark and said, “No, let me switch now, let’s do as in the clenching song.” Switching to the HIT-FM, we heard the track Dan Balan - Justify Sex, namely - a song consisting of the word SEX. All in the blue, but pretty rugged, I went home =)

At work, I lead a list of goods, access to the list under a password that only I know. one morning I sit, drink tea, read the newspaper, in 20 minutes I already go to work. Here is the call. I raise up - the boss: "I need a password urgently! Very urgent!" I sit in Oggenia, I don’t know what to do, because I put my password there on the English key with the Russian layout "mychefpriduok".

Do you sleep with a pillow?
You won’t believe, I sleep with a blanket.
In the winter, it is an orgy.
HH: Also with the pledge?
WOW: Yes

xxx: today the machine with products five minutes issued me a delivery of 70 rubles in ruble coins
xxx: I scratched them and scratched them, and they crashed across the edge
I feel like my childhood dream is fulfilled.
yyy:to win at "Fort Boyard"?
xxx you know!

Nothing wakes up and delights in a sleepy morning on the way to work like 5,000 thousand rubles rolling on the road!

by Irwin:
The court of the Dolghansky district satisfied the petition of the heads of rural settlements of the district to postpone the execution of the court’s March decision on the cleaning of streets from snow until May. In March of this year, the prosecutor of the Dolgotsky district appealed to the court with a demand to the heads of rural settlements and the administration of the Dolgotsky settlement to clean the streets of the snow. And in April, the heads asked the court to postpone the execution of the decision until May. The snow melted on its own. Eventually, the officers were convinced that the court decision was executed. And without the efforts of the local authorities, - told "PR" in the press service of the UFSSP in the Orlovsk region. Valentina Soboleva “Spaces of Russia”

Drugs destroy the cellular connection in the head. The school narcissist.
Yes, but they do it funny! The Seven Classes.

The Female Logic:
My wife and I went to a vegetable/fruit store.
Choose what apples you want.
I am the green.
She will order various vegetables, fruits and, among other things, ask for a kilogram of red apples. On the question – Nafiga asked what I wanted, the answer:
You have chosen. I didn’t say I would buy what you chose.
I cried...

Beast_Monster: We’re going to get into the scraps, I’m sponsoring.
Pussy: Has something happened?! to
Beast_Monster: That fucking happened to fuck!
by Puzo :?? to
Beast_Monster: We went with Anybody, and here somebody catches us and Liebke's ass with a handshell. I somehow did not think at all, not considering who was there, on a pure reflection smelt with the right on the pink. By the way, it came out from a very good scale and went extremely well! Result: minus 2 (two) teeth and knock out 7 (seven) minutes. It turned out to be her father. You see he jokes like that. Who knew...

Do you want to love and be loved? Start with yourself, the others will get up.