Yesterday, my brother complained to me that Peter still has no leaves, and there was no snow in the winter, but it was sliced and dumb. It was decided that due to global warming, there will now be only two seasons: cold cold and warm cold.

I understand everything... Contracts, analysts...
But calling the function dogs_anal() is a overdrive.

Judging by the next Ukrainian ban, the main sponsor of the Maidan was Zuckerberg.

I strictly sit on a diet: in the morning - yogurt with tea, at lunch - coffee with yogurt, and for dinner - a light salad of sausages, peelings, chicken, bread and fish. So we live.

16:44:35: you make tea with hibiscus, it is first dark color
16:44:44: and then slowly colored in the color of blood
16:44:47 O_O

xx: hands of different sizes by 0.5-1cm. Is it terrible? They even look different.
yy: restrict sites 18+

Discussion of the extender
- Judging by the price, this is the work of Italian masters of the early-mid-18th century, very worthy!

to this:
May God let these people, who are outraged by child cowards, never fail to pass the laws.

And the Millions?? to

Who is? Who is? WHAT are these four hundred people with a tail, who licked another sad discharge of a pedophile friend? And they still walk among us and pretend to be normal people.

In the eighth grade bought a book - "training a skiing athlete", three times a week after lessons ran on the ski track, mastering different techniques of running. And here, finally, comes the day of my triumph - the count on physical education (skiing).



I start, I work clearly with my sticks, I keep the pace. In a few minutes I’ll hear – skiing! Healthy as a salmon twin from our class, holding both sticks under the mouse and smoking a cigarette (! It moves around me and moves forward.



After this episode, the skies went to the balcony, and the book - to the maculature.

About the fashion virus Wanna Cry, from some news site:
The authors approached the writing of the virus non-trivially. This is the first time a virus spreads on its own. This means that it was clearly not written by students", says the information security specialist."
Does the phrase seem strange to me?? to

From the factory, both socks in a pair come absolutely the same, but when you stretch one socks on your left leg, the other automatically becomes right) And instantly, regardless of the distance between your legs

This is genius, genius :)

XXX: It seems that the three laws of officials are:
XXX The First Law. An official cannot by his actions benefit the people or by his inaction allow the people to benefit.
XXX: The Second Law. The official shall obey the instructions of the chief, unless this is contrary to the First Law.
XXX: The Third Law An official shall take care of his own safety unless this is contrary to the First and Second Laws.
YYY: The first and second places need to be changed, right?
XXX: I do not have to. If the boss went crazy and came up with something useful, it is not a reason to execute his orders.

He decided to re-read the Constitution, but on the first pages realized that he had already grown out of fairy tales.

It was in the 70s. We arrived at the headquarters check. The construction inspection. There is an inspector, a colonel. He approaches one of our officers and asks, "Well, captain, because the mouth is so red, you probably drink without drying? (and the captain had to resign from the armed forces after a month of service, and his face in life was always red, like a tomato). To this ham question the cap replies: No, Comrade Colonel, I just want to fuck, I wait for you to let go, I tolerate. The colonel jumped away from him as if he had been squeezed. This look is over. The commander of our cap of course then tried to "strike". But Tom was already like Dembele.

I am afraid that we are going to the point that in the end believers will insult the existence of atheists and we will all be transplanted.

Today as an argument on the internet heard, genius! On the accusations of the opponent on what to say visavi, minor and school. Chel replied that he was a reserve student for a long time,

Yesterday on the street (in the school area!) During the school class, a woman came with a large dog. On my comment to take her on the lead, I noticed: "she is good". A minute later, something else followed. Maybe she is good. But the housewife is no longer there, because the fact that the housewife was broken.
As a result, she remained on the school territory with a dog without a mummy, who was good at crawling and writing there.

Stay away from vegans and the like. Let them eat what they want, so they will die out faster. Long live natural selection! We’ll get more meat.

Recently in the general local intrus chat someone hard, but in a good joke that the Russian state took everything, even the eyes from the smiley.