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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30375
 22.05.2010
And this is the star of death on it working guests from the middle galaxy.
Rabsan and Jamsut

• Heavy breathing. The sound of moving doors. One is shaking and stuck. Darth Vader is included
What did the fools do here? Have you painted a naked leu on the emperor's chair? * Heavy breathing

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30374
 22.05.2010
The Club of Romance! Hi to!
Girl, could you help me?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №30373
 22.05.2010
Dogdeath: Can hormones cause a zombie effect?
ATDP: Massively do lobotomy, but this is how they also inject aggression...
Medieval: Give all the shoes by 3 sizes smaller :D

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №30372
 22.05.2010
(After the defense of the diploma)
Stalin (15:27:00 21/05/2010)
I did it!

Zver_sky (15:27:05 21/05/2010)
and my kids!! :D

Nathaniel (15:33:55 21/05/2010)
You are funny. And I yesterday told this speech to my dog so many times that she began to respond to 'Dear Chairman of the state certification commission'

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №30371
 22.05.2010
The History of Mirrors
In Chinese tradition, the mirror was considered to drive out evil, because evil, which looks into the mirror and sees its ugliness, embraces horror.
Melting... I am evil...

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30370
 22.05.2010
A friend of mine has a status:
Silently falling snow
I look silently in the window.
Today is warm spring!

The Siberian hockey player))

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30369
 22.05.2010
On the door of one of the nightclubs recently saw a advertisement poster:
"Women get a sixth liter of vodka for free".

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №30368
 22.05.2010
to this:
I mean, I have never taken bribes, I live honestly for a salary and not at all like in "Our Rush".
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Click on "Awesome"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №30367
 22.05.2010
God created China. The rest were done by the Chinese.

[ + -15 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30366
 22.05.2010
Youth is an eternal conflict between health and morality. Nick Blue

[ + 71 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30365
 22.05.2010
The village grandmother called the telephone master.
The Master comes:
What happened?
I’m told I don’t go to the phone for a long time, not everyone waits.
They throw the phone thinking I am not there. I immediately approach the phone! and more
The dog always cries before the phone call. Is she clear?
The master opened the distribution closet, took a cell phone and called his grandmother.
The phone didn’t ring immediately, but only after the dog fell.

Upon digging into the wires, the master discovered that:
The dog is bound to ground the telephone wire with a iron chain and a necklace.
The grounder is poorly attached to the thunderstorm, thus breaking the chain;
The dog received 90 volts at the incoming call.
After several strikes, the dog began to cuddle and write.
The moist earth closed the chain and the phone ringed.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №30364
 22.05.2010
On the morning of his birthday, when all the gifts were unpacked, it became clear that the five-year-old son was clearly dissatisfied with the ratio of gifted clothes and toys. He grabbed the gifts in the cloth and sorrowfully went to the door:
Hey you are where? Asked his father.
In my room. Playing with new socks.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №30363
 22.05.2010
Jess: That’s another thing, but here’s the information. The agency once released information with a slaughter phrase: "The number of cockroaches in the district was 547 heads and 73 rabbits" :)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №30362
 22.05.2010
A well-trained conscience never bites its master.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №30361
 22.05.2010
X: I have a stupid wife!
Y : Why?
X: Because she is a blonde.
Q: What if it gets redempted?
X: It will not be overcolored!
Y : Why?
X: Because it is stupid!

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №30360
 22.05.2010
XXX: Glory, try not to call customers shoppers, at least in their presence.

[ + 75 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30359
 22.05.2010
xxh: left the city... (( (two weeks without inette, player and comp. On the fourth day there were voices.
YYY: The Gluck? O_O
The worst...thoughts.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №30358
 22.05.2010
And again, for instance, this morning, this fur-shaped woman accompanied me to the bathroom, evil by God, and with the apparent intention to bite me with her cat's fingers, because, you can see, these very legs, the night before, were too challenging and at the same time lying far enough on the bed.
And because of this provocation, His Holy Majesty did not calculate the range of the jump and knocked on the magazine table.
Oh yeah, to eat the spider from the wall he was also not able to by my fault. After all, every self-respecting owner is obliged to name the house small cats.
And yes, if you are reading this, my dear Mantoux, know,
Every night I get up and go to the kitchen just to eat your food, drink your water and lose all your toys.

[ + 113 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30357
 22.05.2010
Well, tell me: how, recovering the dead hard, to stay and not look into the folder /tatiana / personal / beach / intimate???????? to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №30356
 22.05.2010
I am 23 years old, but still sometimes at night I wonder – how are the people of Villarreal and Villabajo?

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