xxx: I am in shock at the yogurt drinks, what a cover is there. Hands sildenafil, already reduced, bottle smooth, yogurt in the foam! But the cover doesn’t go anyway...
XXX: This is how to lose weight. There is no such problem with cookies. I took and put it in my mouth.

xxx: under the heading "Time for holidays" hidden discounts on tickets to Novokuznetsk and Novy Urengoy

I suggest to do a survey - who sleeps with the husband and not with the children? relevant to me now.
We are perverse. We go to bed together and wake up with the younger.
A lot of options. I sleep with children (or with one younger), I wake up with my husband or daughter or younger, I can with a cat, I can alone. Every day a different combination.
I woke up with a rat today.
With my husband and the child. I’ll remove my chest, I’ll remove.
Who would you take out of your chest?! to

The real man is not the one who can feed everyone, but the one who can feed everyone.

Service in Switzerland

Once I discussed cooperation with one Swiss firm, which is engaged in technical support for large and important customers, mostly banks. Customers of the firm only in Switzerland and Germany, so technical support is carried out exclusively in German, but since the banks are international, then in the mode 7/24. In other words, a hotline call can be made during the day and at night. And at night, of course, normal people sleep. To introduce night shifts for engineers is to break them all their lives. How to? very simple. The boys took the globe, and looked where day was at the time when in Germany and Switzerland it was night. Right in Australia. Here they opened the second tech support center in Australia, in Melbourne. And from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. the calls are answered and measures taken by the day shift in Zurich, and from 8 p.m. to 8 p.m. - in Melbourne.

I immediately asked the question - and where did they find in Australia specialists able to provide high-quality technical support, and also in good German. They looked at me astonished, how could I have thought so. Of course, all the engineers in Australia are Swiss, who go there on a three-month business trip. Upon arrival, they are given a week to acclimatize, after which they work their watch in daylight. And in 3 months - home to Zurich, and they are replaced by the next brigade.

The next question was – are the Australians in the state at all there? They are, they answer. The guards, the cleaners, the buffets... Didn’t, I ask you, a single famous Australian engineer have been found? Why is it, they say. I found. one one. But because he did not speak good German, he was not suitable for technical support, and he was taken to Zurich, and he is now working among developers.

This is an outsourcing in Swiss. They could not even think of any India or Russia... And it’s not just about the language.

Judging by the goods sold in the offices of the Russian Post, they sell there everything they find in the consignments.

Personally, for example, religion seems to me to be a similarity of a father-mother with regard to humanity. When a person is small, what is good and what is bad is told to him by his father-mother (do not listen to others, do not kill, do not lie, do not jade and do not kill). When he grows up, he no longer trusts his parents very much, but tries to find the answer himself. Well, when he finally grows up, he sets priorities on his own, on his own life experience. And humanity as a whole.
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to some extent. A society with a mythological consciousness (pagan religion) is a child, there are taboo systems for him, because it is not possible - otherwise they will be punished, a society Christianized - the child is rejuvenated, the threat of punishment goes backwards, instead of taboo, authority acts, causal relationships are explained. Then we grow up further and through the criticism of religious rationalism we come either to Freudism, in which society is a rebellious teenager, who has denied all teachings and now lives by desires, or to Practicism - concrete actions are judged by a concrete outcome, without reasoning about correctness or wrongness. But from puberty with time, society also grows, coming to humanism, when there is a need to do good not because someone said so, but from their conscious choice. This is the beginning of adult life.

xxx: I’ve seen a man live who first writes a sentence and then sets up signs of interruption.
XXX: I decided to stay away from him, this form of life came to us not with good!
YYY: Do you think it would be better, would it be the opposite?

In the dance chats in the battle chat people periodically write channels of the type "Glory to Banderas!" and so on.
I decided to stick and wrote "Glory to Ostapa Bender!" I repeated the experiment 10 times.

In 8 cases answered "Goed to ***** fascist!"
In the 1st answered "Glory to Ukraine"
And in one more "Glory to the chairs!"

When I wrote “Glory to Ostupa Bertha-Maria-Bender-Bey!” instead of a game, people began to find out who it was!
One man suggested that it was Stephan’s grandson!

Fuck, I want to shake in the eyes of these highly educated people.

In Japan, a new extreme sport is Banzai parachutism. A man climbs an airplane for 3,000 meters, throws a parachute and after 2 seconds jumps himself. The goal? To catch up and catch a parachute.
It’s easy, but what if you run away?
This kind of sport should be introduced in China!!! to

I work as an administrator in a shopping center / hotel, and we have such a steep elevator with transparent walls that when you climb to the top, there is a steep view of the city (the building in the center of the city stands).
My boss just gave me a great job.
Music is playing in the elevator. Once someone (before me) pumped under 3 gigs of different sounds of nature there, songs of exotic birds and past noise. It turns out that this bunch also has a stitching of a tree and some marriage scream of an orangutan.
And now I need to find these "songs" and eliminate the naphid.
P.S There is also a folder of the "singing of the birds of the Urals" - I fear, as if the entire directory was not overwhelmed by the rigid and selective mat of these very "dikes".

About Japan. They watched some show of them, the point was that the guy comes to visit the host, feeds him for dinner, baths, sleeps and feeds him for breakfast. There were three leaders, the guy chooses the best. So the homes of these women, very and very famous, which are on all the channels, carry expensive things, bags, etc. In one apartment, the bathroom was half-closed with a dishwasher, that is, you sit and at your chest you have a dishwasher, the toilet straight up to the bathroom itself. None of them had a closet, only a hanger on wheels, like in a store. One had a glass panel right on the kitchen table, under which all the jewelry lay. Another lived in an apartment nine meters + bathroom two meters. Nine meters is the entire apartment. Her things lay only on shelves like shelves, there were no chairs, only a mattress, a refrigerator and a hanger on the wheels. Central TV, very well-known leading, decent areas.
But I will also say that there are really large houses, only in the villages. Apartments in the city are cottage.

Which clothes are more in your wardrobe – Belarusian or imported?
The comments:

Shpilka is 5%! Five percent of voters wore prevailing Belarusian clothes.

by Zaratystra2000:
They give form.

The thoughts of a man when his wife walks around the house in underwear:
First year of life, I want it.
Five years later, he says he wants me.
In 10 years it will be hot.

I have a colleague, he is 25 years old or older, but it looks like I took him for a student when I first met him. He was very complex in this regard, decided to let go of his beard. He looked like a school boy with a beard.

Frequently encountered debt type No. 17325:
If a man is not satisfied with his breasts, it is easier to change a man than his breasts.

Before the school you weren’t such a fool.
Give it up, I am the same.
Well... maybe maybe. And yet, a mouse push with an SMS notification is already overworking.

From corporate chat:
News: A portrait of a gay designer was offered on a British note.
YYY: Here are the designers on the bills!

Sexual education of children. You can’t tell them, but it’s not a problem for them. They will find out. I knew it at 7 years old. Listening to such a clip "I will not give and do not ask" on youtube and says to me:
I know what this song is about!
About what?
About the sex!
by 0_0
Don’t worry, my mom told me everything.
by Same?
I forced her!
That is how it happens. I almost drowned at the same time with 0-0.

"They’re a man to change – generally like a nephug to do. It is for us, guys, to change a girl or find a spare girl - a global problem.

It is not so. For you, the worst option is Dynamo, for us, violence. It is not the same as sex. Where and how you can find a safe option for a mental interruption - I do not know. I want to.