a reflection of his own arrogance,
from the happiness of Gouda in the hood of grace,
The last electric car went to Monino.
5 minutes ahead of time.
Puppy
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Handur
I was in the headquarters, I remember, the macro wrote the word ) After the fifth inserted "blah", and before the point "fuck the fuck". I checked and forgot to turn off.
Then a funny order to promote the flag Major Sorokin wrote =)
I pretended it wasn’t in business, and that it was a virus.
and
Drblack
I mean ? ? ? ?
Julia: Good morning
My computer is dead.
During a long period of time he hangs.
During work hanging
Technical support: in more detail.? to
It only works Skype.
and all
The Black Screen
and music plays))))))))))
Technical support for funerals.
House is finished.
I have not seen a single series yet.
Are you jealous?
I sit and think, I am a good housewife or a bad one: on the one hand, my husband often bakes all sorts of different, on the other hand, I bakes them only when the milk in the refrigerator slips.
You live, live in an apartment... and then start repairs and find yourself around so many neighbors!
I was told here that they wanted to break up and leave only the glasses. Fifteen minutes to meet. It’s just a way to get a girl off...
YYY: But did it work?
Oh yeah yeah
[22:59:25] <Lily> fuck...
[22:59:30] <Elina> and I want to eat!!! to
[23:00:41] <DoctorDraD> You are a girl, you must be born with the desire and ability to cook))
[23:02:08] <Elina> it doesn’t stop me from wanting to eat, by the way!
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contact, publicity about movies, post about Bill Murray, comments:
Musical bone
Am I constantly confusing him with Bellucci?
Arsenic of Bulls
Bone, I used to confuse.And I distinguish between Bill - who was fucking Johansson, Belushi - a guy with a dog)
Musical bone
Arsenie, you really helped!
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23.05.2012
Go to the dolphinarium. Tickets are on the sunny side. The sun shone straight into the pupil.
The artists were welcomed by the whole sector of facespalmer.
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on the subject: "How the most important prohibition of parents in childhood was broken"
We sat down with my husband, discussing who had any toys when I was a child. He told me he had nowadays. He collected money on her, then sat down and shot a hated dog. And then so very sadly, but firmly says that his parents forbade him to play for a long time because the TV sat down.
-Dear, you are 25 years old, you have a diploma of engineer Kipia and 2 grade of telemaster. Tell me, monster, what can sit on the TV?
The Mahatma pause.
The MLA!! to
And now he rushed home to them, check, and sat down?)))
I was disappointed in democracy when the people in the clinic themselves tried to build two rounds for blood tests.
I'm a loaf in your parade, I'm an inscription in your elevator!
XXX I'm a little bit in your keyboard
XXX I’m in your cup.
XXX I show on your trousers
I have nails on your feet.
XXX I'm a puppy in your hallway
XXX I wear your shirt.
XXX is black.
YYY: I’m a client who calls at 18:30 on Friday and says something needs to be done urgently.
xxx I am a director requiring an annual report immediately after the customer call on Friday at 18-30
yyy I am the favorite woman who, five minutes later, asks URGENT to come to her.
I am friends who call for beer right after a woman
I'm half a bottle of whiskey suddenly found on the table right after all this
Yyy, I’m a neighbor who says you’re flooding him.
I am the evacuator driver who steals your car.
xxx I am a firefighter who stands next to the driver of the evacuator
I'm a fool with an iPhone that takes it all.
XXX I TP in the window where you came to take your car
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx I'm at the window, which tells him how these pidders took the car not by law
xxx I am a hookup who stops you on a newly picked car and finds out what documents you put in there
I am the beloved woman who calls during hysteria with this haishnik and says - sunny, and how do I, you, don't want to see me?
The night before the exam
I almost passed Crysis.
YYY: just don’t tell anyone this news anymore, and then nobody will share it with us tomorrow.
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22.05.2012
A beautiful film, this John Carter, in one frame the princess declares that there are no rivers, lakes, reservoirs on Mars, and in the next they are swimming on the river.
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11.05.2012 at 09 hours 20 minutes in the r-n Tallinn, on street. Fedorovsky 2, unestablished driver, driving presumably on a foreign-produced car, dark gray color, moving from the side of street. Mines on the side of Ul. Fyodorovsky, wrongly chosen the safe speed of movement, allowed to take a car and crash on a pedestrian - a woman born in 1984 (being on the 12th month of pregnancy), after which carried the victim to the injury point of Talakh and escaped from the scene.
From the GIBD
Katya
Midnight and the rest tomorrow.
Dmitry
We will discuss tomorrow. I can't say my hamster is dead and I'm depressed
Katya
Ok Senks
Dmitry
Do you not feel sorry for my dead hamster, heartless cattle?
Katya
Where did you get your hamster? You did not have.
Dmitry
Well, if I had been
Katya
Fuck the fool. Which are you tomorrow?
Dmitry
by 3
Katya
Post so late?
Dmitry
Chora Chora
Katya
Go with your hammer!
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I will kill you all!
WOW: You are getting dumb.
HH: I will try!
There are currently 7 000 000 000 people on Earth.
Average birth rate: 20 per thousand per year. Total per year: 140 000 000
Well, well, well, how much will you kill one person on average?
Well, let’s say, it would take me 3 seconds to kill one person.
WOW: Then: 20 times a minute*60 minutes an hour*24 hours a day*365 days a year.
Total: 10 512 000 people per year.
He is a loser! You can’t stop the natural growth.
X: Will you come today?? to
YYY : No. I have a Foxmore.
XXX What Happened?! to
Yyy: Imagine I’m going to the parking lot, I don’t touch anyone. And here, suddenly, because of the corner! Fuck how fucking!! to
He stood in the court building, reading samples of statements. One pleased me. In free translation:
I ask you to recognize citizen Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich as the father of citizen Petrov Petrovich.