xxx: Surprisingly, Windows 8 doesn’t trust the Microsoft website.
YYY: I understand her.

Serpus: Then, in case before kissing, I’ll have a snack...
Serpus is food!
Finally it is

To all those who believe that all women consider men only money and are forever dissatisfied with them in bed and upset by child conflicts:
1st I fully keep my husband for the last 5 years, we live in my apartment, during this time I bought him alternately 2 cars and gave birth to two children, in the latter case even without interrupting with work - and I am quite satisfied with how he deals with children and the house, even though sometimes I have to cook food.
2nd We are well together - and my frequent need for close communication, which even sometimes leads to his statements such as "let's go to bed" - probably, today even the rabbit mom is tired and will go to bed early. He was a little jealous of me for my favorite vibrator – so at some point in our relationship I broke up with him (with the vibrator) – and I don’t regret it! and :)
Three For children, it is a celebration of life. And even if sometimes you have to refuse to play your favorite fig for the sake of communicating with children - how can this irritate and lead to conversations about giving up sex?
4 is I support and sympathize with the lonely father, who is guided primarily by the interests of the child, but this is already a lucky one, I hope that the fate will be favorable and his life path will meet a suitable woman.
Happiness to all! It is :)

Fuck, I’m a aunt, married for many years, I’m 50+ years old, but I only hear about the fact that sex is needed by men and women tolerate it for the last 3-5 years. Where does this come from when there are multiple sources of information? And even if you consider that my life was in the Soviet Union, when we didn’t have sex"!... The Cheddar?
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You had love, and we had sex. It is believed that without the love of the sex-gothers only for the sake of money and plushes)))) I also don't understand where it comes from, maybe it's gay propaganda? Ladies and gentlemen don’t like sex, let’s stay together)))

The link to statistics, or you open jobs, and there two-thirds do not rise above 30k.

Well, why, he may not lie. At one time, in 2012, when someone at the top raised the question that little university teachers are paid, the universities that they have a higher-average ZP. In our - 20,000 (while the ZP in the main mass - docents with degrees, vaccines and not, was 14,000 and 17,000 with a small - by the way, and now the same, and all the assistants in the area of 7,000).

The trick was in the details. The first was not calculated according to the ZP (which is what the famous lowest taxes of 13% are paid on, and the wage fund - from there, all kinds of interest funds are paid first under 40, and then the remains go in the form of the ZP, with which the NDFL is paid). And the second, as it became known later - our rector in the year of the ZP had for 5 million, and the pro-rectors, who were about 10 - in the area of 3, and the heads of departments of all kinds, who were under 20 pieces - for 1 million. This is the average ZP for 20,000.

Approximately the same goes for 50.

Russian writers lack imagination. Here is, for example, a typical Hollywood thriller story.
A boy accidentally kills his father’s daughter with his mother’s gun. For the police, everything is extremely clear and the case can be closed, but here a sociopathic detective with a nervous tick enters the game, to whom, despite the protests, the boss gives a partner - a rare deadlock. The detective draws attention to the fact that the little boy could not physically shoot because the gun is very tight. Furthermore, in the course of the investigation, it turns out that the dead girl was drawn into a spy game - not long before her death she stole important information from people living in the neighborhood (who, it turns out, were Russian spies). Her father is an employee of the CIA, but as it turns out, he mysteriously disappears. When a detective approaches the puzzle too close, a hunt begins for him - pursuit, shooting, killing the foolish partner. As a result, he gets captured, where he meets with the main fool - the father of the girl (which is not actually his daughter). The father tells all his insidious plans (he is a double agent and stole information from the CIA for mm... China, and the girl learned too much). At the last moment, when GG is going to kill the detective, a partner-tupis appears, who turns out to be a secret CIA agent who mimicked his death, kills GG and saves the detective.

A friend who works in a bank accountant says:
Recently on my question to a woman why she doesn’t want to pay through the terminal, she replied: I’m stupid, I can’t)

The little girl followed her for two days and said, “Tia, this!” The sister makes a small cup of tea in tears. On the third day, the little girl sees in the randomly opened folder with the cartoons the desired icon and ticks in it with her finger: "Tia!!!". The Prince Vladimir. Not quite a king, yes.

Oh my comrade!
We’ve already realized that you’ve hacked a website with "cake".
Read and rejoice, or are you going to rewrite them all here?

News: The Tolyatin anti-military center told the BBC that every month and a half special forces brigades are sent to Ukraine. andquot;
Where did so many Brigades of Special Forces come from in Tolyatti?
And the Tolyatin anti-military center does not exist, here and believe now the BBC (((

This is:

In Germany, for example, the tenant has no right to raise the rent even to the next tenant, not the current.
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I live in Berlin, renting an apartment. The tenant has the right to raise the apartment fee once every two years. This is legally stipulated. The contract of renting is written indefinitely. And the next tenant already has the right to increase the fee in accordance with the change in the market value of the housing. At least 30% if there are such prices on the housing market.

A story from a familiar.

The grandfather (D) and granddaughter (B) talk about what happiness is.

D: Happiness is when everything is fine, the sun is shining, everyone is friends, and the food is delicious, and the mood is great.
Q: but we have misfortune in the kindergarten - and the children are not friends, they fight all the time, and the food is not delicious at all.

The price of human life is constantly falling, and its cost is rising.

I go to him with a friend today. Braking the auto stopper. The North American. Recalling the school Englishman, they realized that this tourist tearfully asks to bring him to some kind of Matybka. He promises us a hundred dollars for that. Almost refused in English. Well, we don’t know where this mysterious Matthew is... That’s a misfortune. The Americans have already robbed us three hundred... We go out with saliva... But we don’t know where this metabika is!!!!!... We go upset. And the man did not help, and the money unpaid bars... At the entrance to the village, a friend sharply beats the brakes and breathes out: "We are Mu-da-ki! Here is Matthew!” On the road indicator the name of the village (location of the house of my friend) MATVIEWKA.

One day I was forbidden to take pictures of the fresco "Jesus drives the merchants out of the temple" because the photograph in the temple is paid.

Moscow Patriarch Kirill found the main source of Russian misfortunes
Have you looked in the mirror?

to this:
Girl: "Well, this is like this one, not like he himself!"
Swindler: "You mean that this is in the package of this, i.e. One and a half kilograms.
Girl (happy): "Yes!"
I, turning back: "Thank you for translating from female to Russian"

This is not necessarily "from female to Russian". A huge number of people say so, both men and women. I can do that with Tom.
A real dialogue. Call to the notary office.

My mother is dead, I need to confirm.
I (Secretary): What do I need to confirm?
Man: That is all.
Do you want to form a legacy?
Man: No, the inheritance I have in another area, but she said, and all, and need to be confirmed.
I: Sorry, I do not understand.
Man: How do you not understand! So she condemned [with a terrible voice], and everything [pause], and nothing changed.
I: Do you have a mark on your will that your mother did not cancel it?
The man: Yes.

Well, yes, and if you tell the grandmother that in bed she is cuddly, then sex and turned into 2 minutes once a month for stagnation and then only because the mistress these days and in the ass does not give.

Ugu, only most babs in this situation will not run to check with other men that they have not lost the ability to have sex.
And you, dear Chel, are really a whirlwind with eggs.

RBC news headline: A gang of pensioners suspected of stealing £200 million from a London depository.

This is what I think of "The Old Thieves. London style"

xxx: Who can tell what could be the trouble, php-fpm falls
server reached pm.max_children setting (12)
yyy: Multi-child PHP tired of such life and jumped out of the server