As a child, I never killed mosquitoes. I thought they had their wife and children at home, and if I killed him and who would feed them.
— — —
This woman is. The males eat nectar.

xxx: you are useless as a menu item "About the PROGRAM"

M: Why don’t you love me so much?
What if I die of hunger?
J: Yes No
The instinct of self-preservation will prepare an egg

And only now I understand how not funny the joke about the diploma is.

from here:
You need to buy an old truck, put a bed, a closet, a bio-toilet inside, generally make a house on wheels and start doing wild dartism.
I am so dumb :D
It is tourism!

and calm. Uncle Mokus was a guru in this matter, and he also carried the zoo with him. There was only a pig extortionist.

My acquaintances bought a house in America built somewhere in the 60s - there under the basement was a bunker arranged in case of a nuclear war and the arrival of the Russians.
The Russians finally arrived. Right into the bunker.

In a long dispute.
Your offer is as meaningless as a girl’s statement that she will give you only after you become gay.

When my wife and I started teaching the daughter from the breast, there was immediately a problem with falling asleep. Before that, breast in the mouth - and fairy tales. I tried and choked, and singing whistles - nothing helped. Experientially it was determined that the best way to kiss a child is a quiet whisper, namely - I told a fairy tale of "Rapka" (more than nothing I knew). But a man, even such a small one, is accustomed to everything, and if before the daughter fell asleep just to the end of the fairy tale, then after some time she began to lack the volume of folklore work, despite the fact that I was telling quite openly and long. I improvised and added new characters. Who was behind the mouse? A smaller animal? No is! The Antimusic! Ancient cats and so on. to the anti-rape. Chronometry sharply increased and the fairy tale began to get enough with the stock. Oh yes the final. At the end of the day, everyone is safely annihilated :)

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Discussion of the article on sexual education in the West along with juvenile justice.
We complain about some things on the roads. But this shit, as I understood, has been stuck for a long time. With the Russian mentality, this seems unrealistic.
If some Russian machinery buchaev is told that he needs to take a child, for the fact that he writes standing... he will fuck out all those who said it. And even new places to wear to prove that he is sexually progressive.

I was on Iron Man 3. Remember the moment when his iron arm (part of the suit) disconnects, unfolds and pulls him out of the rubble of the house in the water. Silence in the hall. And there’s only one: yes no-no!!! Munchausen is resting next to him.

You do not immediately realize the duality of the phrase, asking the question a little bit of a bump on the sketch:
"In what degree is this drawn?"

With the arrival of touch screens, people will know everything by the tycoon method.

News on Novosibirsk portal "Sasha Grey will arrange a evening of fun energetic music in the club Rock City".
One of the comments:
It’s an awkward moment when you know who Sasha Gray is. And your husband is not.

Message from the company’s secretary:

Ladies and gentlemen, good day!
If any of you own a black Mitsubishi parked near a furniture center, check if everything is okay with your car.
A reliable source that two cars had already crashed into him.

And for the third time my wife made fried potatoes from cooked potatoes while sitting in classmates

Go away!
I will not leave.
Go away!
I will not leave.
and use!
I am not a worm.
Fly away, fly away!
I am neither a wheel nor a bird.
Fuck it then!

Loft: Are you talking about freedom? We are a society of free, self-thinking people. Who are required to observe a certain style of clothing, the routine of the day, and wear the clock on the left hand.

Commentary on the photo of Ally Pugacheva: "How Depardieu aged((( what old lady looks like"

Pose "Bomge" - She makes a bridge and I fall asleep under it

Under the bridge is the pose "Troll"

"Hello RPG humor" ^_^