lord.rojer: If the girl is in bed like a barrel, then the driver is not installed correctly.

You can’t take arguments, fuck up to the orthography!

In the district department of the militia, one employee seized a white powder from the detainee, on top of the allegedly seized heroin, raised the night of experts. They conducted an examination and sent the powder to the employee with a sign: "for jelly, starch and sugar." Add it yourself!"

Wife at home. She gave birth to a daughter, calls, says they want to ask me something. The doctor takes the telephone and asks:
Were there any cigans in your family?
and what? Did you sleep anymore?
No, it’s just dumb...

I lay on the couch reading a book. The wife plays with the son (8 months), asks - Where is the ball? The child draws to the ball. Where is Cat? The child looks at the shelf, there we have a healthy plush cat. Where is Dad? The child looks at the chair in front of the compound =(

Kirill: Tomorrow pipes to all Chilevacs!
Kirill: Pindos is some kind of prefix Armageddon
Kirill: at 6 in the morning!
I’ll wake up anyway!
Indigopike: I also slept last time.

A forum on sexual maturity.
My first time, at 12 years old, I was a fool. No, theoretically, my friends and I were very literate, but for some reason I missed one important point, namely that the girl becomes a girl. At the beginning of the menstrual I declared in front of my mom’s clear eyes and sung joyfully: “I became a WOMAN today!” Mom fell faint, papik with the scream "I'll kill the bastard!"" fell on the phone to call an army of friends. After 10 minutes, the army’s half-staf was sitting at our house and I was in the center, the ninth in count, my father’s childhood friend, my baptist. With a break in his voice he said, say, child, I speak to you as a doctor (he is a pathologist at all) and so on. Well, I told him what exactly happened. The Baptist kissed me in a bucket and called me a favorite fool, and he explained himself to the staff. As a gift from my parents, I received a ring and a chain, and a bracelet from the baptist. It was my first and most precious, as a memory, gold as a gift.

22 to 11: Crisis in personal life – even when drunk no one wants to call!

I look at a restaurant next to me. Show my husband the price:

I: Salad from Chef Chef - 760 rubles
Has he broken his own eggs?

In the words of an instructor of driving:
There was a girl on courses (the hair color I did not specify), 2 days of driving in the city. The shift. at the crossroads of the DPS. There are gauges. Training machines very rarely stop, but here the stars came together, and the haishnik pointed with a rod to the side. The girl has no blood in her teeth, her legs tremble, her palms sweat, there is still a test. She is an extruder: what to do? He said: Stop it. And here included the female logic and the backwardness of experience. Where will stop? Right where the hood is. The girl turns on and runs on the hoist, the one to the side, the girl to him, the one to run! The intruder stopped the torture by pressing the brake. It is white like a wall, the girl has a stupor. Instructor Haishnik: Why did you stop us? Yes, I thought you were a taxi, go fucking away from here.

She decided to take the dog, gave the newspaper an announcement saying she was looking for a cage for a cage. There were several calls, but we stopped at one woman, Elena. After all the discussions of the clarifications, agreed the caller closer to the date x. In order not to be confused she wrote it in the book as "Elena Kobel"...and only later thought that I was most likely written by analogy)

The boss got out of work, and I thought I would die when his companion came and bought me out of the boss for another job for a box of candy. I sit and think whether I am a cool legionaire or a serf.

It was an epic fail. A check came to the office (they called for example forbidden microwave heaters and tea boilers) Hardly hiding everything. And only a remarkable tablet, printed and glued to the wall by myself, was left to hang in February. I quote" The microwave and the cupboard should not be included at the same time!" The curtain...

In order to smile, you need to use 40 muscles, and in order to press the cuckold, you need only 4 muscles.
YYY - To crack - alone. And everyone around is involved forty)))

So, according to the preacher, Christ was crucified on April 1, 33 AD, and May 21, 2011 will be exactly 722,5 thousand days from that date. The interval between the two dates is a doubling of the sacred numbers 5,10 and 17. “I tell you, when I saw this pattern, it exploded my brain!” said Camping.

Ept, yeah, she exploded my brain before I read this frosty shit!

From Inet:
I went to a gay club yesterday. The toilets are separated. But the letter is such that it is seen W (W-omen) and S "reversed" (M-en). I wondered for a long time where I should go. As long as I understand the font, a man comes out of a woman (whether a female guy or a brave girl). I am him – where should I go? He says, what is the difference? :D

It is (20.05.11):
I thought we already understood that I was a jealous fucking hysteric who didn’t know what he wanted from you.
He is (20.05.11):
Can I print this phrase along with your avatar on the T-shirt?

I don’t need a wife. I need a friend who is ready to marry me.

Valdis-Kuvaldis: Happy Mill sits kids at McDonald's

Bender B.R.A dryer plants children on the bread combination number two

XX: I am a very right, and educated girl!
Q: Do you want me to prove that I am not?
XXX: It’s not a shit!
OK, I will not. If I win, you get a French kiss.
xx is good))
Wow, I won – the right girls don’t argue about this)))))
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