xxx> In Sweden, a man died after having sex with a nest of shrimp

ttt> whey
ttt> he would still fuck the lion
ggg> in the mouth

From Grandma:
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Sometimes they remind me of zombies.
XXX is
They eat brains, but they don’t become smarter:"

It doesn’t happen, shit! Why are you smart, right?

In the news about the asteroid passing past Earth:

TOM: Panic, panic, all in shelter xD
Man: in shelter to another planet))
KYW: Poison, go to Mars, I’ve terraformed!

X is Hi! How is it working on Saturday?
A: It is bad. How are you? )
X: We all sit here and look forward to the director’s return from a trip :)
Do you have to bring something? ?
X: the puzzle ))))

The culinary forum
Macaronine: It is delicious! The idea of baking spaghetti I borrowed from Jamie Oliver! and :)
Soup with cat: MDA I remember that kind of stuff in the garden. Only instead of spaghetti was Vermischell, and instead of Jamie Oliver - Baba Klava.

The Jewish Museum took part in the Night of Museums for the first time. By the way, according to the good tradition, this night the entrance to all museums is free. But the Jewish Museum had only a 50% discount on entrance. I had to give 200.

XXX: And you are a cross, how can the Cat Matroskin sew?

YYY: The chance!
They went under a convoy.
We are sitting in empty places.
And Matrrrrroskin with a smiling curve
Crucifixion to the domes!

XHH: Fat is still the norm.
A servant came to me for lunch.
xxxh: asked:"and what do they all say about "Majonese of Oginsky".

I decided to read the instructions for the device.
Quote: "The pen simulation key switches from the source menu to the control pen menu, which allows you to perform the control pen functions using the key."

I read it on Monday morning. :D

You know you bought a hammer. So what you build with it and sell... you give us a shorter profit, because this hammer we made.
YYY: Unfortunately, it is so.
As long as you steal this hammer at your house, you are not interested in anyone.
But it is only necessary to do with the help of a hammer something that will please millions of people, will be in the hearing of everyone or (moreover) will bring you a stable income, as the riots and lawsuits will immediately spread. You will be reminded of the hammer, and the fact that your design has too smooth angles (which is clearly prohibited by a whole pack of patents), and illegal advertising will be wrapped up, and even some sectarians are drawn, whose faith insults the very possibility of such a design. And you will have to give what you have created voluntarily, or at least share the income (1% to you, 99% to the rest). Otherwise, they run into the asphalt so that you don’t crawl until the rest of your life. Thus e. Around popular things always revolve clums of hyens, expecting to live on the hole. And the more popular your creation, the more parasites will be, and the worse they will become.

As an adult sexually mature man, I unconsciously attach to women, I ask to blame nature for this :-)

xxx: what a compliment to make a girl so that it is non-obsessive and second at the same time, so that she understands that I like her very much and I want to put her in. But it must not go. People share their experiences!
YYY: I know what yours, even the most scholarly men, do not know! Don’t forget to say about sausages!

I came across a commentary on NATO:
There is no more sad story in the world than the story of ears and of spaghetti.

In connection with the absence of any serious relationships with girls, I never understood the stories / jokes about the raised stoolchak (well what is actually difficult to lower it, the man is not difficult to raise it). And half a year ago my brother came to live with me, in the middle of school, and the computer we have one for two, as well as a computer chair... how did he push me to raise the chair seat and not drop behind!! to

Two friends discuss Downey Jr.
XXX: The Crowd
YYY: Sings... Well... He’s even more perfect than he was... And I’m still fat... CLASS

Once dreamed in an erotic dream that I need, ohm, to connect with the help of the RCA connector (in plain language - "tulipan" with a large 72 cm black TV...

Today, only very rich people can afford loans.

Here is this story:
The Regional Centre. The town is located in a picturesque place between two rivers. There is even Chruščov.
And here on the shore of one of the rivers was a "evil place". Restaurant-café - alcohol, snacks and, of course, how without it, - music to fall. Everything would be fine, but the inhabitants of the coast are not very close. From the music across the river until 3 o'clock in the night, there was no living.
They called the militia, and those in a direct text said that the cafe is personally overseen by the Head of the state administration. The king of the region.
People decided not to give up. Simply put, humane approached him on the street, near his house, and asked to solve the matter. Mr. "local king" breathed up, swallowed and said, say, write an official, et, paper, so scratch, from the inhabitants of the affected area, and, tooth give, we will do everything!
The paper was created, taken to heaven... and even registered, but... neither the hearing nor the spirit. Rather, there is a rumor - the music sang, as before, until 3 nights of the village's inhabitants. Thank you for not collecting money.
Suddenly the inhabitants will learn that the First National of Ukraine our local tsar in direct broadcasts answers questions as if TV viewers. The most persistent baby throws to the screen - so it is, he is born. Now she runs to the phone. Calls a number, and there the telephone operators answer that, say, wanting a lot, you will not have time.
But the baby girl turned out to be not a simple, but a colleague-telephonist, and this is such a closed caste in our difficult world, and told the girls loving words.
It was missed on the broadcast. The eyes of the local king, when he began to hear the question, and at the same time the jaw, began to sharply change the location on the face.
He was reminded in detail in the live broadcast of the whole essence of the problem, which he probably forgot about other important matters. Then he suddenly remembered it! ...
The issue has been resolved once and for all. At night, only the frogs and frogs sing.

Why are your kids so grey?
Instead of telling stories, I tell them the truth.

The xxx:
I can imagine how we’re going to joke.
I immediately want to say that I love long passionate kisses.
What do you love?

WOW :
The ice cream...