Why am I shy in the morning? The morning. The Tuesday morning.
YYY: Today is Wednesday.

YYU: There is a legend that the indigenous Moscovites never changed the milk...

Why on inflatable mattresses in Russian they write "Swimming in the open sea is forbidden", and in other languages - not always? Because the only additional threat to life that occurs when swimming on a mattress in the sea (not in a pond or pool) is that the wind takes it away from the shore with a person. Why are they only written in Russian? Yes, because only the Russian people do not throw their mattress in such a situation in time to escape floating, while the shore is not too far.

It would be ideal to earn in developed countries and spend in the third world. Many use this – they give up their shell in Khrushchev and go to live in some tropical paradise for the money received, if not as kings, then as white people.
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This is good for the young freelancer. And living there in general is silly even with money, because with medicine / law / education there is a shit. Places are full.

and LIFHACK:
Do not commit suicide in a bad mood.

I'm probably a fool *facepalm*
YYY: What is it?
For lunch, she went to the park with her pledge – they will fall by the lake, they will warm up in the sun. You know, there is a lot of life around. When she almost got to the office, she found a panically running ants on her shoulder.
YYY: And what then?
XXX: I had to go back home. I immediately remembered the cartoon about the journey of the ants and as I realized how much it would take my 10-minute walk - it was very sorry for him!
YYY: But you were late to work.

My son, go home!
I’ll play for another 10 minutes.
You did not understand? to home!
“Mom, I’m a fashion DJ, there’s a full club, but let’s play, welcome!

I have seen, I tell you the truth! I saw that He had already sharpened His crushing blades! I saw that He had already poured gasoline into half a barrel of beer! I saw that He had already put new batteries in His alarm clock! On Saturday at dawn, it will be at your windows! A man with a gasoline!! to

Nikita Mikhalkov completed the process of patenting all words in all of his films.
And he got the right to claim 1% for every use of them anywhere.

Moreover, the burden of proof that the contested word has nothing to do with a particular film is imposed on the copyright infringer.

The main thing is not to drop the box on your leg.
YYY: but it is better to guard the head, the leg is duplicated, the evolution is like the ass.

We are united by unrealistic dreams.
2: O_o
Do you want to explore space on a spacecraft?
1: Breakfast in the morning.
2: Yes, this is also

xxx: a friend once wrote a text message to his son (wheels for the car brought and salad leaves had to be bought in the food): "Wheels brought, you will return - buy me herbs", and sent by mistake to his boss, he replied:"I always knew that you were torching on something"

I go to work with my brother in his car on the street with far from the best asphalt cover. On the left, between the parked cars, a dog comes out, the brother slows down - little will blink into the head of the animal. And the dog departing from the cars to the center of the road half a meter sits "on a large" almost above the hole.
Look what he creates!
The roads are shit! and :-)
A large repair...

I talked good today. Our client is D.G. They talked so deeply)

How is 4D? O_0
It’s like a chair and a chair, and it’s like smoke in your face and like water, and it’s like an accident in a movie, and you’re like a fucking chair and you’re like a fucking chair!! to
somehow so)

Quote from the summary:

“Work: It doesn’t matter, it’s very needed.”
“Why do I get to work – I’m sick with the computer?”
I know everything, I know everything, if I don’t know, I learn quickly. The problem is that there is no time.”
Special information: no bad habits.
“I read English freely, I write with mistakes, I speak badly, I hear the eye. Badly »
“Genius drawer from God, I will fill any texts so that they are starry. Plus, if desired, correction and editing (also brilliant). People are crying of joy watching my work.”
“I drink, but without fanaticism.”
“The job is next to the subway, I’m not an athlete, I’m not going to run.”

I entered somehow in the affairs of the organization, in which I worked 5 years ago, and they have a check from KUMI (Communal Property Management Committee). And (P) the router asks the (R) employee:
Q: Do you not wash the toilet at all? You have a mosquito scattered on the wall. This is not pleasant to visitors.
A: Every day the cleaner washes. He was probably killed today.
And I’m standing and thinking "soft steel", t.k. I killed him... While I was still working here.)

Blabbled

Who and in what of your wet erotic dreams gave you such nonsense? I will reveal to you a little terrible secret: they do not have sex on their own, they can do without it for years. They just do a favor for a subsequent reward. Very expensive usually. The need for sex as such exists only in men.
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Oh oh oh oh oh. And the vibrators, heavily advertised even on this site, and the coffee in bed are taken, and the movie is taken. "For the subsequent reward" You would go out smoking at school not at every biologist class, you would not write here like that.
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And the vibrators therefore are advertised that sex with most men is "tolerate two minutes while he is shot and catch up in the bathroom with a vibrator". No pleasure, only moral loss. Naturally, without such "sex" you can go for years and go for it is only worth a little bit.
But the fucking man says he’s in bed zero! Apocalypse and fucking on the fan right away!

A dog under the window. Today I watched a plastic edge: a man with a royal pudel tried to greet his hand with a man with a shepherd at the same time, to hold his dog and turn away from a stranger jumping on him. When he succeeded, I realized that my uncle was a superman!

I accidentally came across my idea of integrals, in the middle of the first course:

[0:15:06] Mike: I understood
[0:15:13] Mike: the essence of integrals
[0:15:18] Mike: So is it
Mike: We have some methods to solve integrals
[0:15:45] Mike: Let us have an integral
[0:15:50] Mike: pretty difficult
[0:16:41] Mike: but taking approximately 2-3 cm in length of the typical font
Mike: Then we take one of the methods
[0:17:21] Mike: we replace the steep twist with the differentiated integrate and do something else with the variables
[0:17:53] Mike: and we get a full shit in the form of a fraction on 3 rows of notebook with small fonts
Mike: If we get a fuck, we’re close to the goal
Now we have to find a way out of this shit.
[0:19:14] Mike: You need to reconcile something with something or integrate something else there
Mike: And then we’ll get another shit but no integral sign.
[0:19:32] Mike: Ah yes
[0:19:41] Mike: and the most important thing at the end to write +c