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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30235
 19.05.2010
Comment to the smiling girl Vkantakte, from her friend:
"You are great here! Such an air!
Your teeth are very good!"

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30234
 19.05.2010
Russia-Finland today at 22:15
yyy: I barely fell from the chair - I thought it was the account.. >_<

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №30233
 19.05.2010
Dmitry Medvedev has an iPad

When will he split up on what level has his pers in wov?

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №30232
 19.05.2010
Thats a gift. Does she have a developer? Or a spiral?
There was one... and why?
HH: Here is one thing I crafted. It was necessary to draw a circle with a radius of 75 cm, not somewhere. Well, I took a marker for disks, it’s like it’s wiped off with alcohol. I painted on linoleum in my room. While doing, the marker is apparently dry, and vodka does not take it ((( and the strip is large. I thought to hit, no, Daddy will come, surely will put in. So here. To be sure, I wrote the word fuck next to it. Because he will put it on. In short, take that there is her and run to me!
by O_O
Tagged with: rofl

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30231
 19.05.2010
I’ve been living with a girl for a long time, recently I learned that she’s behaving like a port prostitute. What to do?
Please leave 500 rubles in the morning and scratch from there.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30230
 19.05.2010
If you become a micro-man, you can go into the vagina and collect micro-colors from the microflora of the vagina.
The guest can collect a whole bouquet in some vagines...and it doesn’t necessarily become a micro-man.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №30229
 19.05.2010
If you have an iPad and glass cutting, you can easily make several iPhones.

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №30228
 19.05.2010
Once on one package of flour saw the name, after reading which breakfast stuck in the throat: "Eat a flour".

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30227
 19.05.2010
KEEN: When in the winter you get up early in the morning, the apartment is cold, dark, and the cat in the corner of the bed is sleeping swirling with a bunch so crumbling to go to work. You see how warm and good it is.
xxx : ahah :(
KEEN: but when I woke up yesterday I realized that the weather was pissed at all
xxx is?
The cat was sleeping under the blanket.
XXX: O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30226
 19.05.2010
XXXX
Not in nature with girls.
XXXX
The worker!
XXXX
And girls... better than any doctors will cure ;-)
k0fa1
I remember, I remember. Nature, girls, fresh air, alcohol, 3 o’clock at night... my chief engineer breaks into my room and joyfully pulls me into the yard of the hunting base. At the closed door of one of the houses. Buildings (because of which strange sounds are made), says "you hear... HEDKRABS, scratches".

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30225
 19.05.2010
Well, Yeshkinkot, I am waiting for a report on the telca and eggs of the monument!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30224
 19.05.2010
The teacher of Russian, starting the dictionary, said:"Are you ready, children?" The sex of the class choir "Yes, Captain"..)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30223
 19.05.2010
Yesterday and today fought with one computer manager - stopped, just chew. The reason for the brakes was a program that was installed along with the webcam, with a very characteristic name: COCIManager.exe =))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30222
 19.05.2010
It was on the daylight, with the twins, Irma and Inna. One of the guests issued at the very beginning of the celebration: "Inna, birthday! When is your birthday?"

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30221
 18.05.2010
It was two years ago when my wife and I hadn’t lived together yet. We look quite specific, and at the same time we barbed naked. Here is. Well, we are walking somewhere in the courtyard, I sat on the bench, and Gaecka lay on my knees with my head. We lie down, the sun shines, we are tired a little... We are silent, we admire each other. The kids run for five or six years. They look at me and, I hear, they whisper: “Oh you, bald uncle, bald uncle... Well, I imagined myself with their eyes, a two-meter shaved fuck, with a huge beard, all with tattoos, penetrated, smiled. She raises her head and looks at the kids.
I have seen how the curiosity in the bottomless children’s eyes is instantly replaced by horror and the collapse of all children’s ideals. There is a wild choral cry: "A-a-a-a-a, damn, damn aunt!!!" and children friendly and reactively do their legs)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №30220
 18.05.2010
Casus (01:35:44 18/05/2010)
I have a cool area.

Casus (01:35:48 18/05/2010)
Just tried shoes.

Casus: I went to take babies from the card to sberbank
Casus: entered, removed the map, removed
I’m out, I’m flying.
Casus: in the head
Casus: Reflectively put his hand
Casus: Beata has flown
Casus: two
Casus: Boys small, aged 16-17
Casus: Well, I was wicked and ugly...
Both with broken noses.
Casus: And added theaters
Casus: The Dark
Casus: I got the stupid (!)
Casus: Opened
Casus: The Voice of Levitan in his Best Years
Casus: And I say, “You two fools, fuck, you just attacked the captain of the GRU Special Forces, fools.”
Casus: "Fast home, fucking"

Casus (01:44:21 18/05/2010)
Philosophical education...

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30219
 18.05.2010
Discussion of stories with KMP on Yandex:

And my MCH (to the word 2 the highest, his business, education is not bad, his family is good) loudly blows at me with the words " oh what I have you good, really cute?" CMP

The commentary:

So be easier)
It is always a reason for fun.

my so generally likes to walk around the apartment naked and sometimes with the screams of ubububub shake the member and run)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №30218
 18.05.2010
She
The MDA. The boss is exporting you)))

He is
You are so literate.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30217
 18.05.2010
Americans want to remove their electronics.
Finally, the crocodile will kick the coconut.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30216
 18.05.2010
Thanks for the new collaboration. The first day filled up the entertainment site!

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