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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81712
 20.05.2013
Spirit - Spirit
I am in shock, we have found several dozen habitable exoplanets in space, and we can not even fly to Mars. Shameful shame
Maybe in 15 or 20 years.
We can’t go to Jupiter.

Andrey
Yes, I have heard about it.

Spirit - Spirit
You and I will die on earth.

Spirit - Spirit
and no one of us four-breasted intergalactic prostitutes from Copper-26 on the beach of the fire of the Snake galaxy ((((

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81711
 20.05.2013
Previously, the debt to the Motherland was 2 years and was given in the army. Now it is monetized and endless.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81710
 20.05.2013
Spiders are very useful members! Their web on the window bar does not allow the topolino puha to fly into my room.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81709
 20.05.2013
And for most drinkers, this is the most important shit - NOT THINK to be a stupid cattle. To be tired for many.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81708
 19.05.2013
M: Aloha... what are you doing?

Do you catch the frogs?

M: What was it? I am at work

I was called a prostitute I was offended I went to the boys and got drunk, vodka

M: I refused, that means...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81707
 19.05.2013
Question: How do you know what a person thinks about you? But do it so that he doesn’t understand that you want to know your opinion about yourself.

Answer: Stand on his feet. Or drop something on him. You can boil water. Be creative!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81706
 19.05.2013
Andarty: I’m sitting down, checking out my programming labs. I am studying Klingon.
Hertz is Nah? Startup reviewed it?
Andarty: I said, write what you want. When I was in 9th grade, fucking, I didn’t code in var’aq. Better to write on brainfuck'e. Fans are mocking.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81705
 19.05.2013
xxx> By the way, why do temples need metal detectors?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx> And can God not stop them?
yyy> So hindered already - revealed to mankind the miracle of death.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81704
 19.05.2013
Ferio74: The Apophysis of Idiotism. A friend serves in the army, the internal troops of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia. 23 years (he went to the army after universe). I was in town and decided to buy a cigarette. I don’t know how, but we have had some hysteria over the fight against the sale of alcohol and cigarettes to minors in the city for six months. Passports are asked everywhere and always. A friend was in a police uniform, buying a cigarette. The treasurer asks a brilliant question:"Do you have 18?"...
Cigarettes did not sell, although my friend and tried to explain to her that the army is not taken up until the age of 18. We still laugh at the Americans.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81703
 19.05.2013
Discuss the ArchLinux update on LORA:
Der_looser: I’m sitting in a chair now, pulling tea with lemon. I am afraid to crack over again, so that something will not fall out again! Laura, what is that? Is it time to reinstall the arch?
thesis: "I am afraid to crack over again"
Here is the benefit.
Dogbert is shocked! A 15-year-old boy broke up while updating ArchLinux!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81702
 19.05.2013
Allona: husband shakes fit... I for the comp... kisses... I say to him: go wash, I will do it to you... and pause... I forgot the word
Allena: then I add: FERVEX (he forgave)...he says, fucking so beautiful start)))

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81701
 19.05.2013
A comment on this:

As an adult child (20+) it is cool.
In the meantime, the mother’s wickedness is still in place of "so far".
"Spring"
© Dasha

You're a snub that's gone at 20+, and my mom isn't better, such a shit has grown up!
A family of degenerates.

Does anyone have a difficult situation at home? Parents without a sense of humor and the child was not vaccinated? Is it jealousy bite? Happy are those families where you can troll parents and they will support the joke, here parents really become friends of their children, and not the miserable nudes, about which the jokes make up.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81700
 19.05.2013
Today, after a long shopping trip for a dress for tomorrow's wedding to a friend, the wife decided that it would be necessary to do something with tired legs. What do you think she decided to do? Good taste of iodine.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81699
 19.05.2013
Arranged, fucking a forum, a dating club, already contacts Skype publish.
You know what? Go all the fucking!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №81698
 19.05.2013
My mom will arrive at 5 a.m. on June 22.
Almost as in the forty-first...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81697
 19.05.2013
to this:

The scene changes, and on the screen appears the inscription "Five years later" and the confident voice of the speaker "11 years later".....

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I watched the movie "Sounds of Music". The first scene, the summer, the sun, the hills green, the heroine comes out and so cheerfully begins to sing: "The hills are like the sounds of music!" - and here comes the melancholy Russian duplicate: "Dear moon! You sing us your songs..." – so sharply the brain hasn’t broken for a long time. I had to look at subtitles.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81696
 19.05.2013
Listening to Radio:
Testi Ukrainian, 30 years living in Kemerovo. Every evening, as he goes to bed, he turns to his right side – to face Ukraine!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81695
 19.05.2013
In KDE there is the theme of decorating windows with pink puffy fur[5]. In conjunction with bending windows (aga, composite kwin) It is ruling!) It produces a powerful effect on the blonde, breaking off the upper process clearly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81694
 19.05.2013
The boys went to the trailers in February this year. The passenger of one of the a/m was a comrade who recently got married and his wife at his house who barely let him go, because she knew that there would not be without alcohol. The Young Dialogues:
Sasha, how are you there? Your tongue is intertwined!
M: No, I am not drinking. We are now on the trees.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81693
 19.05.2013
I come to the animal store with a problem.Poppy my cat everywhere, it is small, flies fast and can even fool someone in the flight. I ask the seller if there is no means or if you can somehow train the poppy.The seller says:
As a former owner of the eagle, I can say that you are very lucky.
:D

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