At the beginning of May, I heard it on the radio. about the discount on the passage of veterans loudly outraged - they are already over 90! Where will they go!! Clean water piar.
At 10 am, I get on the train to Saratov. Buy clean and the old man sits. Aunt somehow whipped around, the railway fairy nailed him, the man baul arranged. and vanity.
Grandfather pulled them off quickly - remove it says, I will continue to set up myself. Very clearly and powerfully. Everyone stumbled in a moment. I touched and I touched. They met. My grandfather was named Boris. 94 years. Half an hour later he decided to eat and with a trick like this: And what, there will be no drink? I put out a bottle of cognac, and my grandfather vodka. Nolily, they ate, well, and I see that grandfather was strong, began to ask about the war. He told me simple and ordinary, as if it was yesterday. And about the lack of communication in the troops, and about the fact that even in the aviation only the commander of the line had a racy, and the rest were winged... He told that the liars-historians still repeat about the fraudulent attack... What they do not want to know about the fact that the Germans in advance the note was presented about the beginning of the war, a memorandum on many pages: for what reasons... At the same time, all the time hit the open door of the coupe and looked at the passers occasionally on the wagon, and then asked to close it.
He also told about how he himself rescued guns from the reserve of the Commander-in-Chief’s Stack in Ukraine at 41. More than 200 guns were cut off after the air strike, but the cars and tractors were bombed.... We found several tractors in nearby colloquials and MTS and brought dozens of guns on them. The others exploded.
To his only delivered six.Yes, and the fighters brought half of the 32..
And in May 45, somewhere in Hungary, celebrating the victory with three friends officers, I told this story and about the fact that it was the lack of leadership and communication with the troops that cost us in 41 almost the entire personnel army (about 6 million. of man). In the morning, two "friends" wrote a personal note and he received 10 years of camps. I am glad that you have the right to mail.
Grandfather fell asleep peacefully, and I never fell asleep until Saratov. How not to get angry? They survived...
A tough job for the president. Wherever you look, they steal. Shooting anyone is yours.
And again on the theme of beach shorts, sweaters and Europe ))))
Again diving, again a ship (on the beach in a bunch of people it is difficult to orient who is who). 19 people on board. Four Russians, the rest German-Italian-Dutch. The local team is Thai.
So it turned out that a couple of Germans (both over 40 years) and a couple of Italians (young guys, 25 years old may) turned out to be the forming couple of gay. Both were in beach and bath shorts (I am the one who claims that in Europe they are in swimsuits). Everyone else is different, who in what. It depends, first of all, on who is more comfortable. If you jump off the ship and go shopping, you swim in them. As under the water - changed for swimming "boxers" - for short water costumes to wear uncomfortable...
At work, when an employee of another company is stupid by gesture
How I hate this creature.
Do you know how many people are around? You only hate one.
Zzzz: The Funny Man
Talk about bicycles
xxx: I have the main - a double suspension with a console luggage compartment. Right on the roof of the Soviet Union, but on the move, and the frame of the ligerade, which I will finish.
The suitcase was once made by myself.
The console?
XXX is yes. From a piece of the school's frame (so that the castle remains) and all the other stuff. The kilogram weighs four.
YYY: I didn’t understand a little.
XXX is stopped. I forgive. Console is one that is attached to the frame in one place, and the other end just hangs. Like a wing console. Otherwise, you will not be attached to the twist.
xxx: Not sudo apt-get install bagajnik
Quote from the children's cartoon "Time of Adventures"
Adventure time is not childish. This is an ordinary modern animation for everyone.
Coming for the child to school, the mothers in the cars park, but not one after the other, but in front of each other. Well, I waited until one already parked and gave back. I got out of the car and I was upset:
and man! You locked me! How will I go out?! to
At the same time, she has a meter in front, one and a half in the back.
I answer her:
- Woman, if you give up a little bit,... then before you will rise an eye!
I should have seen her face.
After work, only a cat went to the hypermarket for food. In the stock goods department (I promised not to go through them!) A LED lamp of considerable size at a very attractive price got on the eyes - I put it in the basket. I stand in a row to the box, and on the tape are my purchases: a bunch of bags of cat food and a large box with a lamp. The young man who stood behind me and studied my goods for a long time said loudly, “Oh, girl, what is your cat afraid of eating in the dark?” It was all the turn...
I am the dumbest person on the planet because I continue to believe that I am surrounded by decent and conscientious people.
XX: How do you deal with mortal sins?
Yyy: Many people practice regularly)))
Fools, if you consider the grandmother inferior only in terms of the absence of the eggs, then spit each other and do not prevent normal men from having your females.
And it is also common when you try to overtake the Gamadril that is going ahead and guess: it will harden what is right on the side or not.
A colleague today complained that his girlfriend "again got hysterical" When asked what was the reason, he replied:
“Well, we go, and I say to her, ‘Look, that dog looks like you!’
I could not listen further. Hysteria also happened.
And okay would. But then it turned out that the dog was - a bulldog "good dog, dear!“”
1) We conclude a contract with the cellular operator on "PAYN NUMBER"
2) Take a loan at the bank
3) Do not pay the loan
Collectors call your paid number around the clock.
5) Grabbing the bubble with the blade
The Profit!! to
The school psychologist in the conversation asked to draw a tree. I asked "What" He replied, “Whatever you want, it’s just as long as we talk.” Well, I painted an electromechanical tree, with shells and pins, a lighting sensor and solar panels, which at night is assembled into a metal cube, with a short assembly scheme.
He lied that it was "simply so", gave the direction to the psychiatrist. and :-(
Sasha, 14 years old
We photographed a young man for two apartments. Every month I throw him half of the value through the Sberbank mobile app and attribute something like "The last one is taken!Theft in the middle of white day. But today he gave me suddenly a genius ground for fantasy, accidentally whispering, “Well, what are you writing. In the bank, they probably read.”
From next month it will be time:
“The accountable party. go further.”
“Thank you for the services” etc.
xxx: The man who considers the struggle of hydraulics with gravity to be an erection, who is fooled.
Erektion is the victory of hydraulics over gravity.
My husband slept in the afternoon, very tired. The middle boy leaves the room and throws his father to say goodbye: “Sleep, Mozart!” You will fall asleep for a long time!"crazy: My husband's dream like his hand lifted up :)
I live in Tenerife. In the tram, I was tried by a farmer with two huge bags of onions. “I am married,” I say. He said, “I’m married too, so what? The island is big, we can go somewhere!”
"Sell the cheapest"
He is like a leech, only a leech.