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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81692
 19.05.2013
from the conversation about alcoholics: "I was also afraid that I had a predisposition to eat, because everyone in my family drank, starting with monkeys."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81691
 19.05.2013
Dickie Dudgeon: Andrew has an extreme degree of surprise - it's crossed "huya*se!" and "I don't believe my eyes!"
Dickie Dudgeon: And his childhood sounds like this: "I don’t believe my own!"
Dickie Dudgeon: I couldn’t help calling him a mutant.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81690
 19.05.2013
Ohhhhhh We need our superheroes. All of them are Batman, Spider-Man. I propose to make comics about the Russian boy-superhero, and let him be called the Beast!
Oh well. This is my son, a beast. Boy-Beast: How to sleep, so angry, Aki Pavian in a cage.
and zzz. I have a beast. My daughter has me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81689
 19.05.2013
Sergejs B yesterday at 01:20
There is no trade in the temple. They are given as donations for the prize. The point. Whoever doubts that the gold is being donated there is the assembly from activists, and five hundred thousand from a state separated from the church.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81688
 19.05.2013
I have a dog, the Tibetan Mastiff. I watched photos in the net: a dog is almost no more than a man when he is on his back legs.

Q: Do you want to have one? She will sleep on the bed and we on the carpet at the door.
I: and we will cook her, and we have dog food from a cat’s bowl!
Skeptic: Oh, if the dog allows us...

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81687
 19.05.2013
I want to smell your body.

Smell the socks.

xxx is :?? to

Fuck, it’s not you.

xxx: go on the go!!! to

yyy =/

Yyy: I was serious, not you, I thought it wasn’t you.

yyy: I just talked in two windows, confused, thought it was a comrade wrote

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do not be silent!! to

YYY : AU

yyy: fucking... =/

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №81686
 19.05.2013
Prehistory: I look a bit patlatto and with a weekly scarf.
I run around the office, scan and print. In the store wears a little boy and an eagle. Apparently, his mother left him and went to the food store.
He is oral, oral. Standing up near the machine with flowers, silent. He noticed my office, looking carefully.
XHH: He sees me. I see him. We look at each other.
The Mkhats pause.
The boy runs and runs all over.
MAM, THERE IS JESUS PRINTER BREAKING

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81685
 19.05.2013
xxx: A few days ago in the news it was written that some special laboratory calculated the damage from the death of birds from LEP. Environmentalists are scratching whom to present an account for 36 million

Yyy: Birds are dying from leaps? This is how?

zzz: sitting on different phases

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to

ZZZ: but it is me

YYY: For the first time I hear that straws can run on the leap :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81684
 19.05.2013
XXX: He has left me!! to
YYY: Did you have someone?
XXX is yes! He understood me halfway. He always knew exactly what I wanted. I trusted him.
What is Google?
XXX is yes! and he is not burdened (

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81683
 19.05.2013
A little bit more in the box:

"My five copies:

XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.

Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)
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Lema also had, the 22nd and 25th journeys of Iyon the Quiet, on the planet Antilene lived five, they had five in total, including 5 sexes :))

ZY: But for Saimaq's rescue, such a great story hasn't passed by me!and "

People, I respect you!! to

Nowadays, it’s not that no one has heard of Clifford, they believe that Lem is the author of Clooney’s erotic fantasy.

Admin, Cotte, Schröder, Old Skull-Sens-Fickhn FOREVA!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81682
 19.05.2013
Sharing good is always easier than doing it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81681
 19.05.2013
According to a familiar...

A 7-year-old twin sister is sitting at breakfast and one of them says to her sister:
I will not invite you to my wedding.
Why is?
Then the bridegroom confuses us.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81680
 19.05.2013
A cowboy enters a bar with a "cold" in his hand and screams:
I want to know who of you was sleeping with my sister.
The silence. From a distant corner of the bar:
You don’t have enough ammunition!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81679
 19.05.2013
I am surprised by my cat.
He’s sleeping all day, but I don’t understand when and how he’ll have time to eat all the food, tear all the wallpaper, and wipe out all his bowl.
Yyy: Maybe I should take time management lessons from him.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81678
 19.05.2013
Akvarium: Judging by the earnings of R. Downey Jr., he was going to collect the garment of the Iron Man in reality.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №81677
 19.05.2013
Designers are very fun people. Now I’m looking for a bed in the style of the mondrian, I found a bed where the base of the bed (which the mattress is placed on) is decorated with images from the kamasutra. It seems to be supposed to raise the mattress, inspire and continue.

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81676
 19.05.2013
There are the richest people in Russia. At 15,000 in the regions take mortgage under 18% of the annual, cars are bought twice as expensive as in the West. Life in Europe is boring. Well what drive, take a mortgage for 50 years at 3.5% per annum with a loan of 4000 euros?

Ra is fucking.
1st The mortgage is granted for a maximum of 30 years.
2nd Under 6%
Three +Tilling
4 is Average salary of 1200 gross (= 670 euro net)*

Of course, the tax classes vary, but these figures are personally from my experience.

By the way, a friend builds a house worth 100,000 euros in credit for 20 years, while with all the interests, architects this mini-house with a micro-kitchen and rooms (only walls) will cost in the end 200,000 euros.

The taxes here are 40%, not your 16%. Would you like to try out the impeccable work in the face? Come, work visa to help you! I’ve seen people like you run "to their homeland". You have to survive here. Do not chase your country, but raise your ass, go to work! Throw the garbage in the basket, not on the sidewalk. They will shut up the country, and then complain and envy the Americans and Europe.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81675
 19.05.2013
Football commentator burned (in previous rounds the state of the field was mildly speaking not very):
The grass has grown, but it has not become more fun.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81674
 19.05.2013
The Boss:
In every good team there must be a brilliant director.
Admin is quiet.
And we have a fucker and a genital conductor in our team.

[ + 63 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81673
 19.05.2013
As soon as you hear the word “homophobia” from someone who supports homosexuals, ask them to distinguish between homophobia and legitimate opposition to homosexuality, and you will see that there is no legitimate reason for disapproval for them, and therefore anyone who disagrees with them is a homophobe who needs to shut his mouth. You will make sure that gay activists are not actually victims, but aggressors. They demand tolerance, but they do not show it. They insist on freedom for themselves, but limit it to others. They invent words like “homophobia,” which seem scientific, but have no other purpose than manipulative.”

Scott Lively

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