I read Mr. Initiatives on the ROI website... and here:
This will force absolutely all dog owners, at least to comply with the already adopted laws, in particular - not to walk dogs in places where there are people without a namordnik..."
I read over. "Where there are people without a namordnik"
People without a murderer!
I think.
The initiative is generally really good, but, people... Even when you write such serious things, check it out. And then they’ll get the stuff...

The rope holds down Fafnir, a giant wolf.
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People, don’t give in to the proverbs of Loki – the name of that wolf is Fenrir!

From Habr:

The aircraft has already been used, has successfully survived a lot of carrots. For those who are not in the topic - carrots are such a figure of the highest pilot, when the aircraft is stuck with its nose in the ground :-)

on one of the entertainment resources of the network, someone suffering from justice in relation to various food additives, flavourings and even with them, laid out the article of his own hand:
- I am a chemist... bla... lovers of reading the composition... bla-bla... sees something there and shuts his eyes in horror.
- "The thickener in the yogurt will almost be some starch"
The majority of food additives are no less natural than all the other ingredients of the product.
And all in such a spirit, reassuring and reassuring.
He smiled, in fact, with a comment:

Dmitry: In all this, I am personally most stressed that the "Lemon cake" that I ate for dessert has in composition (aromatizer identical to natural lemon), and a detergent with the aroma of lemon which I then washed dishes has in composition (Lemon extract natural).
How is it?

Iza very much did not want to call his father-in-law, but the month ended, the free minutes were not spent, and all the others he already took... tired.

Start from far away.
Have you ever seen someone falling badly? What did you feel about yourself? I dare assume that it was a short-lived pulse of pain (or simply increased sensitivity) in that part of your body that corresponds to the damaged place of the fallen person. Or you see someone eating something incredibly tasty/acid/salty – while the receptors in your mouth immediately react. Someone sweetly pulled - your muscles immediately react.
This tool, laid down by nature, is empathy. It helps you better and faster understand what a particular person is doing right now. The body projects what it sees onto your body before you can understand the information. It helps you properly process this information.
I am for what. There are gay and lesbian. Most people are deeply indifferent to their intimate life. Exactly until it is displayed. Men kissing people cause indignation in natural men precisely at the expense of empathy. For the same reason, the apparently kissing lesbian couple in men does not cause much protest.
What to do with this information? and nothing. Just think out loud.

There is no age limit for information. That is the preamble.
I was with my kids in Spain 10 years ago. In Barcelona, the elderly (15) decided that he wanted to see the sea. I found the nearest water section on the map (there was just the port) and wanted us to go there. And we are not interested in looking at the port, and secondly, my husband's back was wildly sick - 2 km he was dragged with a fist. In short, we decided that the older man himself would go to the port (he knows Spanish better than us all) and we with the younger (12) take a taxi back to the center and go to the erotic museum.
From this was born the phrase of the younger, which became family-friendly - you are lucky, you looked at the ships, and I was dragged into this boring museum.

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I tell you. One day I went to a festival and was among the prize-winners. I come back – the boss invites me and asks – do you sing songs? I say yes, I sing. That’s what the boss says. You either stop it, or write on your own. No shame at the office.
It turned out that I was mentioned in a post in the JJ of a completely unfamiliar girl. Remember, it has been enough.

Your boss is a real fool and fascist. Get rid of him until he has invented anything else. You will not shut down the song. Even a high salary, right?

bbb: Conchita managed to hang complexes to both sexes at once :) Her figure is more chic than most women, and her beard is more chic than most men.

I am the idiot who left my wife because she became less interesting than when I fell in love with her. She didn’t betray me, she loved me, she did everything for me. I thought it wasn’t enough and I left. In a year I changed more than 10 girls, on the second day of communication convincing that they are not even close to worthy to stand with my ex-wife.
This is what I have to do: I decided to go and accept, I found her deeply pregnant and married, all the same happy, and with a smile without which I left her with my claims. Men, don’t be like me, appreciate your loved ones and inspire them. I only have a cat and a computer.

From one forum to the question of synchronization of female cycles:
They organize female special forces, wait for synchronization, and then for days with the PMS plan special operations that require the use of force and special cruelty.

Streetmack: in the familiar apartment on the alarm. Everything that moves, even the smallest.
In winter, everything is fine, but as soon as the flies, mosquitoes and other flying creatures appear...
streetmack: fun rushing guards with swords (service saiga),
streetmack: singing "if near the wreaths - we prepare a gun.
If a fly is a fly! Take it on your mouse!"

Plus, to whom the pofig - socks / sandals, only if they do not smell and do not cut their eyes :-)
PS: It’s also true about gays.

xxx: yesterday overtaken, started to speed up the server, put an unacceptable voltage and burned the processor :(
yyy: so in the protocol and record: controlling the server in a drunk form, exceeded the speed and failed to cope with the control...

But there has long been a simple scheme: in the new area, before laying the asphalt and laying the fence, make schematic paths (for example, just a lawn without grass, where the proposed path is limited by ropes on sticks). Approximately a month later, the new roads flooded by the inhabitants become quite obvious, and already then they are asphalted, real fencing is laid, and the rest is sowed.
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Fuck the fish. We have flooded paths that are hardened with turf every spring. And in the new micro-regions or where repairs are done - it is according to the scheme described: how the horse sucked. Zigzag, on the diagonals, went the sidewalk, went - the bat, ended. Or a lawn of 100x200 meters, and the sidewalk - two wheelchairs do not go once. Or boundaries of 25 cm in height at the crossings, fuck with the sankamiilikoya where you go. It feels like the pests of the micro-area are planning. Rather just idiots.
Survive if anything.

of St Petersburg. I cross a quiet intersection, where there are almost no cars, on the red light. A guy with a girl follows me.
D: Oh yes, we went to the red light! What to do?? to
Q: Go faster and with a guilty look!

If you got a little confused and instead of a icebreaker bought a icebreaker, then instead of drinking vodka in the frost, you will have to climb the rock or look for Trotsky.

Conversation of two grandmothers in the tram: "She had a hormonal failure - she became a feminist." (The conversation, as it turned out later, was about a sterilized cat)

In the coffin...
My wife says: You ignore me for a scandal.

We walk in the days: I take a wheelchair with my younger daughter, the eldest daughter takes a doll in the wheelchair, the son next to me cuts on a selfie.
I: Daughter, how is your doll? Not cold?
No, it is not cold. Is it cold in the wheelchair?
I: No, it is not cold
Son, a little thought: And my cat is not cold either!