In the Kaluga region, police are investigating a robbery with a curious final. The victim turned the criminal and turned him into her sex slave for three days. Both the rapist and the robber are facing prison.

Do you also think that your ex-girlfriend is a full jerk?

N. Nazarbayev, 1987: “The leader should not occupy the same high post for decades... any authoritarianism in Kazakhstan is a way to nowhere. Only a free democratic society will guarantee our stable and happy lives in the near future.”

xxx: guess the number
YYY: 350
XXX: Hm
I think it is 350.

Anonymous on the forum:
I love one guy. His name is Sasha.
One day we were lying with him, he hugged me and I broke.
Very loud and stinking. It smells very...
He said:
This is not vanilla.
and left
What to do?

Splinter
brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother

Splinter
in the skype.

The safe
and ROFL

The safe
and sho

Splinter
I have a lamp in the camera, and I have a lamp, I have a candle.

Splinter
He gave his wife a call to show me what fucking lights through the camera.

A film that failed in the box office is immediately included in the category of elite cinema.

The tourist agency. The man of the bandit type exhausted all the nerves of managers - then he is not so, then he is not an edak. At the end of the day, he chose everything, paid for it, said - the lady will come for the tickets tomorrow. Managers in horror - represent the same lady with claims to everyone and all... travel as usual carried out with delay, so there are unpleasant explanations.
A lady comes, cute and smiling. I looked at it all, took it - it all suits, a joke even told some... One of the managers can't stand: girl, I'm very sorry - how do you live with him?
The girl’s response:
And I don't live with him - his wife lives with him) And I only go to rest with him))

Hello a reference? Would you like to know where Viagra for women is sold?
In any jewelry store.

I read Hamengui.
[ 14:11:51]
Is Hamengua a deed?

[Proof 14:13:04]
and ROFL

[Proof 14:13:15]
by JOSH

[ 14:15:13 ]
It would be a glossary-hamenguat.

"After watching this movie he finally ohemengual" :-D

She: No, I can’t be in this position before the wedding.

You don’t even smell your socks! What kind of man are you?

Girls don’t shoot and don’t shoot.
He: Yes, I always knew you were a bag with a hood.

An acquaintance works in the call center Beeline, and one day a man calls there, and asks to give a number of sex on the phone, the voice is clear that he really needs, he explains numbers of this kind in their database is not, then gives the following: "Girl, and you could not just in the tube to breathe??!and "

The Curtain

From this forum:

Q: Do you remember your first time?! to
Answer: I remember of course. When I watched the right movies, I was afraid to calm down. Aaaah... And he covered my mouth and whispered something like: "Tss! That’s what I remember!" That’s what I remembered.

......
XX: Beresh Saké
Yy: We don’t have a sack
XX: Drinking vodka
If you are not there, go to Larke.

Here answer me. If a girl calls on her mobile phone at 4:30 p.m. and says that she forgot to wish a good night, wishes, and puts the phone on, is she really so loving or just dumb? ><

Rukov: Habit is when heated the water in a pot to wash, and finally sent it when it boiled.

by C HABRA:

XHH: Read the history of the Internet. For example, the case as a hacker entered the control of the satellite and took it into the open space. That case prompted serious thinking about security and network separation.
The poor hacker.

CrazyGalinka: morning programmer this time from "wake up" to "enabled computer"
sarge: turned on not the computer, but the monitor, and was delighted at the scale of downloading))