to this:
In the stock:"they make gastronomic sums"
Gastronomic amounts I earn. zp is enough for food :(

Imagine that you’ve been all your life...
There are also gay.
– – – –
How you get tired! Are these gays yours? In my whole life, I only saw once a gay attempt to get into nature. He was polite, received a polite rejection. and all. Unlike men, who are silently attached to girls, the gay lacks the ass of the passing guy, does not respond to disgraceful compliments, does not insult for refusing to intimate. You pump cockroaches in your head, and then deal with them, panic, hate, insult... enough, right?

XXX: I bought a carpet. She prepares meals on a scheduled schedule just before my arrival.
It feels like someone is waiting for me at home.

c) I understand

Courtesy and courtesy are always good. In Russia it is special.
I had a case once. I worked in a flower store at night. The exchange give B-g if from five hundred rubles left.
And in the next turn, the body knocks at me in the window, stretches the five-thousand note and polently asks:
Girl, please give me the most beautiful rose!
Sorry, we don’t have a 5,000 exchange.
You are sitting here, fucking?

And indeed.

- I sit at home and think where the smell of air refresher for the toilet... and this syrene under the window has dissipated.

Author of this:
Yes, how can you not understand that the city-scale heating system is a huge emission of thermal energy, and it is especially great when warming begins and everyone begins to actively ventilate the apartment. When the heat in the apartments is already climbing - heating is almost simultaneously turned off - here you and cooling.
I haven't been so upset for a long time, I hope you've actually joked.

It was in 2008 and I already knew it :)
In the shop.
Which seller served you?
2 of Eeee. with a beard
1: Girl or Boy?
2 x x x

I watch films, I encounter Terminator 5, description, reviews, etc. The first post:

The year 2015. Go to zzz.xx and see the following:
The Terminator 6
The son of John Connor learns that the last bunch of harmful robots, begging that in the 20th century their couriers do not cope with the juvenile offspring of Sarah, on the last batteries chitovsky send the Terminator to the 18th century, in order to destroy the hero's pra-praded.
The broken son spits his starper there. The decisive battle begins again.
The Terminator appears near the dragon tractor, brutally crushes the hussar, takes away his uniform, a nested racer, a sable, a regimental drum and a tractor’s musket. In search of the goal, he is drawn into the Seven Years' War, actively participates in the siege of the Bastille but eventually dies under the ruins of Izmail from the hands of Potemkin (John Connor).
I look forward to!!!! to
Thanks to the author for the uplifting attitude, we look forward to such a screening)))
V.n.d.r

by Vasil123
Circle "The Young Gopnik" in action.
From childhood, the truth must be put on the path.
I was hurt in class fifth, hardly reached the police.
Bata (the kingdom of heaven) and says, “Well what? Choose - how to paint a belt - abstractionism or realism?
I never knew what abstraction was.
There were no more such cracks.

In the morning, we pick a voter. He opens the front door where my husband is sitting.
Husband: You can go to me on my knees, of course, but it will be very expensive!

The Surprised:

From the rabbots of me out the sound of the perforator from the cabinet of the buxgalttery.Looking there, I see a card:financyct uppornno cverlit electrodrelou kipa documentov for the pudding and arxivation...
So much o_o, so much o_o

and----

According to the state standard of reporting, documents must be tailored for the entire period, until the last leaflet. And they are wrapped with a sword (like how they wrapped the inkasator bags). And since no hole will take a pile of documents in 1000+ sheets, you have to use drills and drills.
With respect, accountant

XXX: The chain was forged by Thor, literally, “from the noise of cat’s steps and a woman’s beard.” We saw a female beard, and the Zack Assembly of St. Petersburg banned the "top of cats". Ragnarok is coming!
YYY: Women’s beards are literally banned here too. At least a female beard.
YYY: So once it has been forbidden, it doesn’t go. They are probably afraid of what will happen. That is why they are forbidden!
ZZZ: So all legislative initiatives got a rational and logical explanation.

to this:
All the glasses opened, the locks too, the lock opened, the trunk also opened, even the curtains in the back rose. And that effect from the screwdriver!"

Smiling enough, the Doctor hid the hole in his pocket and began to quickly remove the parts needed for the emergency repair of the TARDIS from the car.

In Latvia for denying the Soviet occupation can begin to plant for 5 years:

The Buddhists are foolish, and they regret that the Second World War has already ended and that it is possible to stop licking the fascists.

Comment from Router
I represent the distribution of 2060:
The game only works on 64-core processors and Windows 16
-"And I have a HR, why doesn’t it start?"

1 by Peter:
"Lol guy at the interview came with a conviction for non-licensing car""
2: :D with judgment?? to
2: Stay up and not stand up. How lucky you have to be to be judged.
1st = =
1: Well, yes, and it probably happens.

in 5 minutes

2: We have a guy here coming out from an interview through a glass wall.
The whole office in the office
What is it?))
I think this is not the lucky man with judgment.
1 is straight? Who was he interviewed with?
Judging by costume, p. and :)
1 of ahah)
2 of UGU. Through the wall. The fragments are cleaned.
The negotiating one is called Venus.
Next to you who?
In fact, I was in the party.
1: fuck, hell) sit rju) presented
2: But I did not see
Venus is broken.
1st of AGA)
1: as a man of the journey worried that through the glass came out?
2: I have tried
And then I started worrying even more.)
2: Here is the ingenious guy
I came out with the phrase "well, now you will all remember me for a long time".
2: People are standing
1 is =))

This is:
A piece of literacy :)
Status in "Classmates" at the acquaintance:
"That’s a good thing!"
Tell her that "read" is written separately, let it be corrected.

Yesterday in "European", "Burger King", the girl placed an order, the cashier named the amount, she gives him five thousand dinars. He’s such a sarcasm: There’s no more paper? She silently opened the blade and pulled out the 500 banknote. I swallowed her in front of her nose. The cashier turned red and silently issued an order.

It seems that it is time to renew the Vova in the mausoleum.

A. decided to put the railway respondent in a difficult position.
A: Buying tickets
RJD: You want to buy tickets. rightly?
A: is correct
RJD: Name the direction.
A: Kaliningrad - New York
RZZD: (long pause, crack in the pipe, then confidently) you want to buy tickets Kaliningrad - Vyšší Voloček. rightly?