Not that I am for gallons and miles, but still:

In a metric system, one milliliter of water takes up one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires the cost of one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree — which would be 1 percent of its freezing point to boiling point. The mass of hydrogen is equal to the mass of one mol of atoms in it.
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One milliliter of water, though it takes 1 cubic centimeter, but weighs 0.99987 grams (n. W is.) is
There are three types of calories, they are not related to the concept of a metric system (meter. Sis-ma is only length, weight, area and volume), and it is not a SI unit, so 1 gram of water requires the cost of 4,217 J to heat by 1 degree.
A "The quantity of hydrogen mass" is something beyond the line. In general, 1 mol of hydrogen atoms (hydrogen) is contained in approximately 9 grams of water.
What posts are funny to post, lessons would teach.

Finished school 15 years ago, if possible, on the birthday of the class leader in mid-May we come to congratulate her (she is really cool, I personally still communicate with her with pleasure).

In general, in the guests, a person of five students of different years, in the kitchen, a terrible whistleblower (the best friend of the name) in the fork cuts salads, a freshly arrived guest gets a champagne from the portfolio...

-Tanya, you can imagine what the director would say if she knew that you and I were going to drink with the students! And with the excellent ones!! to

I would see direct.

To understand what the schools did not care about the sanitary and consumer supervision recommendations - just look at the conditions of passing the EGE / EGE (GIA): the maximum time of the exam - 3 hours 55 minutes. Because if it is more than four hours - it is necessary to take a break "for lunch". And the fact that a man is not a machine, and can have time to sit off the ass in a little less time is a pofiga.
According to sanitary regulations, the school cannot have a dining room in the basement. But they did not prevent my school from existing successfully.
The weight of books? Ha ha ha, these are flowers. Their size is a miracle. The textbooks of the Tatar language were made in the format of "a little more A4" so that the portfolios and backpacks would be broken. Or different series of English textbooks - a magazine format "a little larger than A4" with a soft cover, by the end of the year turning into a loophole.

And you know what? Whoever has the brains in place, he learns in spite of all difficulties. And who wants to drink beer at the entrance and break up in the cockpit - he continues to do so in the institute and at work.

Listen, I am already in the role of the parent of a grown-up child. The student has his own room, my wife and I have our own. Of course, knowing on my own skin how difficult and expensive to rent housing, I will not drive it out. But if he finally decides to go alone, I’ll be very pleased. very very!
Not because I don’t love him. And because it will mean that the child has achieved some professional, social and financial independence, and, therefore, I can no longer worry about him. For example, in case something happens to us, and in general.
However, the free room will also not be superfluous, yes. And the money I spent on it before, I will find application. Is it so terrible?
But if he doesn’t eat, but comes with a request to help with the first deposit and mortgage, I probably won’t refuse either. Because it’s also a step towards independence and it would be stupid not to welcome it.

I understood everything.

When you assemble the furniture and at the end there are screws and boulders, so that the ready-made structure to the wall, you stand and think "nakera? I understand that the commodity, although huge, but at the same time sufficiently square and heavy not to fall.
But when during the cleaning, your wife says to you:
Do not forget to move the commodity and spray underneath it.
Everything comes to its place.

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My father gave me a phrase:
I did not take your money. I swear to my children.
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Once in an important conversation with his daughter, he said: I swear by my life. They have penetrated, and since then they have also sworn in my life.

In the family of man-eaters, the expression "corrupted man" means the expiration of the expiration period.

In the pharmacy appeared condoms with cartoon prints. I feel like someone’s dream will come true, Hello, Kitty.

It was in the tram. At one of the stops, a grandmother and a granddaughter get into the tram. The boy had such a stinking face that I was most sad. The boy slipped on his seat and stood in the window. Grandma jumped around her grandson
Kitty, what do you buy?
Give me a chocolate? andquot;
The grandson shrugged his head negatively.
Kitty, let me buy a ice cream? andquot;
No again.
" So what do you want?"
The boy turns to the passage and the children's bus to the whole tram:
"The tracks you buy me! andquot;
I cried until I stopped.

She: “Did you do it to me?”! to
He is: No. I did it for good.

200 r per hour. A total of 20 days, 8 hours a day - 160 pieces per month.
Is it bad?
and----
200×20×8 = 32 000
160 is. In the mes. not badly. It is bad not to know how to count.
and----
It is like an anecdote:
– Listen, Vasya, they say you have become an entrepreneur? But as you think about money, you had a couple in math school!
Yes, it’s simple: I buy for 2 dollars, I sell for 4; here’s the 2 percent and I live.

What age is 20 years old? The child has long since finished school, so he has either already served and works, or is still studying at the university. In the first case, according to the logic of the invaders, it has long been necessary to drive him out for free bread, and in the second, let him still study, because as a teacher I will tell you: there is no student more unpleasant than the one who earns himself for living and a rental apartment. To learn he has neither strength nor time, and honour and claims - from all holes climbs. For the fact that "I work hard" he, apparently, all the accounts must be put and all the exams automated. And many of my colleagues are conducted - he is good, he helps parents, and my subject is, in general, not so important. And at the exit there is an empty-hearted specialist with a bloated self-esteem (and also to study, and to work had time, yes, I am a megacrute!Surprisingly, but the missiles are falling, and on the internet, everyone is writing, I think IGE is guilty.

I am surprised:

Since I was 18, my mother has dreamed of marrying me. Now I am 24, not critical yet, but my mother looks quite desperate. Per in connection with this in recent years she has become addicted to Russian music and every day includes all (!) The apartment is the toughest pop of our stage. I am for what. I think she has found a new way to what she wants. And judging by my feelings, the way turned out to be remarkable. I'll really get married soon, just not to hear THIS

Mom doesn't know how to hint even thicker that the kids are already grown up (c) and it would be time to go. And I'll also uncover a terrible secret, but don't tell anyone - you can rent an apartment and live separately, don't have to go to your husband. Yes, and not the fact that the hypothetical husband will have an apartment

We often have situations when I do something, for example, glow.
But Vanya asks me for her hand and her husband says, “Let’s go, let’s do it.”
Today I have the last breakfast, everyone has had breakfast before me. Vanessa is asking for me.
Suddenly my husband laughs. I ask why are you laughing?
Yes, he says, almost offered you to eat now instead of you, while you and Vanessa are working.

Played in the Insurgency, as in the two teams: security forces and rebels.In the voice chat of the rebels must someone say:Allahu Akbar. One man rejoiced: when he entered for the soldiers he said, "Jesus is great! It was done!"

Should adults live with their parents? Of course not. Why don’t the children themselves understand this? But let me tell you from my experience: before the wedding decided to go with the bridegroom. Husband's parents: "why do you rent an apartment, we have plenty of space in the house, why will you spend money". Okay, we live with them. Before that, I wanted to go from my mother to the rent alone. Mom: "you what, why do you live this, once I have a chance, separate you still have time to live". Okay, I lived with her. Once you took a mortgage with your husband and moved both parents stated that you finally realized that you need to live separately, or you did not know how to get rid of you. Is that like it at all? Where is logic? Now the husband's parents are just likewise rejecting his brother from moving, up to the point that his mother has arranged him a scandal on the topic of "you don't love us, you what, we are living badly?" At the same time, they complain to us "he would rather have left to live separately, how much we can hang on our neck". The same situation with friends with their parents. Are you wondering why the kids don’t go alone?

xxx: I was struck by only one thing in your comment: that you described a nice, smart and interesting boy as “the perfect victim for seduction.” It did not seem to be a proper installation.

yyy: "good, smart, interesting" and "ideal sacrifice for harassment". In my opinion, for those who passed Russian literature, there is no contradiction. Chatty for example. From the point of view of the Famosov society behaved somehow wrong, was not dialogue, was not part of the collective.

Chatsky behaved frankly humbly, inadequately, and generally rattled, not because he was better or smarter, but because he rattled.

YYY: Oh, eternally alive Russian literature... there will always be a reason for discussion.

Having brought home a furry long-haired cat, now I constantly see how real cracks can fly on the cracks. I thought it was a metaphor.

Murphy's Law: If you need to type a word and you don't see which keyboard layout is active, there is an 80% chance that the word starts with the letter "C".

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Bodrit" is like a disease
thx: inflammatory, judging by "-it"
XH: inflammation of the bone o_O"
Doctor, what about me?
You have a flare, nothing wrong.
o_____O"
The beaver is like a beaver.
by Bobry.
I am a bit bobby.