XXX is Hi. I now know what my education is called.
XXX: Unfortified Higher
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My niece’s girlfriend was getting married. They pick her a bouquet. And there is an offgenic variant with irises, but there are purple and yellow. And although yellow is like wealth, many of us believe it is for separation. Well, she calls her friend and asks - you won't be stressed because of the yellow flowers? I’m getting married on Friday the 13th, what do you think the flowers will change?
Sometimes it feels like 13 black cats have crossed the road with empty cages and they have salt from their ass!
[12:21:03] zzz: What stage of embryonic development has Sasha’s math tasks?
[12:21:17] qqq: at the stage of care.)
Talk about my younger sister.
HHH
I can’t see her as a big girl.
WOWU
Study but
Then you will have hysteria.
The breaking pattern
HHH
It was already a lot.
The first break was when she suddenly learned to speak.
I suddenly understood.
Hmmmmm
This is man!
I understand it is very funny, but it is. The brain is used to seeing something.
Originally, it was a weapon body in pellets.
Then Hyacinth
says mom
Then Hyacinth
Talk about distracted topics.
You are so pleasant.
It is reasonable
From the Radio Forum:
I remember one night long ago, the half-sleeping changed the 55th port in the 40-foot DIP.
The legs were bitten, the conclusions were washed out, he sat down with a sharpened light bulb / there was no toothbrush then / "perforated" the holes on the plate under the new micra.
Thus e. The fireplace was ticked in the place of soldering, and the solder on the other side heated.. so that the holes were made.
And at some point, instead of the lightning "blow up" the solder.. Woke up immediately.. :)))"
Do I have clean socks?
I washed everything that was dirty. There are 7-9...
When I read all sorts of stories about dog devotion, I, the owner of two grown houses, have the impression that in a critical situation I can only rely on a cat.
Ko1obok: I am sick
Pilat: and I got a lot of tests in the clinic
Ko1obok: Hurled until no one saw it
Maryana Avakian: Hey... pilat... did you take the kind of other people’s bottles?
Ko1obok: greedy dissipated flash boxes in the pockets
Talk of IT-shnipers at work:
X: Light - you are just a kind of problem generator!! to
Light: No, I’m just "Lacmus paper"
X: You are not lax - you are dumb
Light: Right, you won’t get me.
Corporate correspondence :
In the end, we all do one job!
In other words, while receiving a different salary.
Photo of the guy, he is usually bearded, and in the photo smoothly shaved. The comments.
Where is the beard?
Yyy (the culprit of celebration): And the beard inside. The inner beard is more important than the outer.
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You are truly lonely, if you are addressed by "brother" only copnics, you say "hello, grandmother" only to the neighbor sitting on the bench at the entrance, you ask "help, sister" only from the worker of the clinic, you shout "calm down, children" only from the window to the neighborhood, and "dear" you say only to the potatoes in the bazar.
Really lonely is when no one takes you out of the home.
In the universe they told - the preacher, which is remarkable, told - the story of one Russian professor, who taught in America, was barely put on board. In the university where he was teaching, the "three" was also called "S" (from the word satisfactory - satisfying), and he told one student, "I will put you a big fat three" - "You have a big fat S "...
If in the innocent culinary transmission to add "Blythe, what shit you have prepared, the snack is dull, it is impossible to eat, go naked!", throw a hot pot in the head and add from the foot - you get the transmission Hell's Kitchen from REN TV.
In the morning, there was no strength to bring beauty.
I sit in a sports jacket with jeans, hairy and without makeup
I have been like that all my life.
I go to a fish shop with a friend. Conversation with a saleswoman:
Do you have a cloth?
What do you need?
Which do you have?
What is this...?
It was a long time.)
X – That’s why I don’t want kids. Though whom I am deceiving, I am a hippie sociophobic, I can’t have children.
Wait until age 40 and any former sexy classmate will dream of a reliable and humble husband like you.
X - Eeeeee, I have less than a quarter of a century to have sex, Eeee!
I’m back home, I can’t sleep with you. You scream so that you throw me down!!! to
Recon105: Male snoring is a specifically designed by nature system, created to reassure a woman - so that she can hear and understand through her dream "I am here, next to you! Everything is fine!"
by Maniana
Light: Yesterday I showed my employee the combination of Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V and Ctrl + Z. Today there are rumors that I know "magic buttons". The partner offered to ask to change the position of a programmer to a master of runs or a magician of iron monsters.