I went to the solarium and told me that I couldn’t get pregnant. It’s time for a diet.
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to this:
XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.
Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)
News about the fire at the Russian Post warehouse:
XXX: It seems that the many wishes to burn them in hell are gradually beginning to materialize.
Over the courtyard hangs a cloud, a watermelon runs through the courtyard. They compete.
From the discussion "Who would you like to see at the CUBANA concert"
XXX: METALLICA, RHCP, Linkin Park
And... it would be crazy if Nirvana had been brought... After Sam41, the Root and Offspring, I think this is possible...
YYY: Yes, they will collect Kurt’s dust and put a microphone at the urn, and turn on the recording.
ZZZ: I feel with my heart that with the nirvana ni.uya will not get out of the org (there seemed to have died someone...
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On the topic of "Hopnik physicists"
My friends and I came to St. Petersburg from a district industrial city.
tk. Our youth fell to the 90s, then until the mid 00s we went in sports clothes, leather jackets and caps Frederickson, cut off very short and engaged in boxing. That is to say, they looked like typical hops, because all “normal boys” were just like that.
All this external entourage did not prevent us from studying and even in our free time behind a bottle of beer to discuss any issues from thermodynamics or the mechanics of solid environments.
So close the topic, there is nothing supernatural here.
Dmitry, op
Delta antenna with amplifier.
Svetlana is beginning. department
Until I can go there.
Dmitry, op
Which? ?
Svetlana is beginning. department
by PZZ. Delayed debtor debt. Although in our case the meaning is correct)
Indeed, good without fists is tolerance.
I am afk min at 15... here in the neighboring office today smells... we were invited to pizza... although we heard the "pizza" well now we will find out
XHH: What are you doing?
I look at the stone.
Vampire: See what Captain Eugene said "They say that vampires are disturbed by cleanliness. If you spread a handful of seeds in front of them, they immediately start to collect them".
Oh my blin! I did not call again!
HHHHHH :
Caro, yesterday was a test on FriendZone )))))))
As in the writing.)
WOWU :
Nano in detail.
HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain
She: I am bored. I miss some foolishness... or a hole... I can’t understand... I want to experience some emotions, probably.
He says: Yes you want, there is!
She: I will go and try...
She: No, not that
He said: I knew. I have checked...
Here is this:
Anastasia: What a whore
When is everything so bad?
I have from the cursor.
Are your breasts growing? or money
will appear? Shit me at all.
The cursor?
If you don’t give up the cursor, you’ll fly out of your own. institutions, you will not find a decent job, you will not get normal money, you will not pump your breasts.
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YYY: I ate my boyfriend’s socks to prove to his mother that he was washed. He smashed into small pieces with his scissors and ate. The lover said we won't see her in the next six months, so she was impressed.
Two men argue for a long time:
Their took...
With whom?
I went yesterday to the buhs (great aunts, in their business, асы), which in addition to our office serve a few more, including a modeling agency.
of WO. Now that the page has been scanned... no, the "recognize" button does not need to be pressed. When the page is scanned, click on the word file... yes, like in word. There will appear such a menu, you choose "save as"... yes-a, and choose "save PEDEF". O very well. Now you keep every page so... - And all this in a smooth, benevolent tone, like with a dumb but cute little child.
Her subordinate, to whom I came, whispered: a modeling agency is trying to send scans of documents to accountants. And that’s still half the trouble: yesterday’s accounting! explained how to shift the boundaries in the axle so that the billboard on one sheet is printed, and not on the next.
...And here I finally understood the meaning of the expression "spaced pattern".
Record of VK:
For butterflies in the stomach you need to grow flowers under the ribs.
The comments:
xxx: + feeding plants for goats
YYY: Yes, the whole chest of succession will have to be subjected to.
YYY: Let’s start with the lashes.)
zzz: Well, the climate there is so warm and humid.
aaa: there is a knife "butterfly", so the phrase "butterfly in the belly" can be considered with
Criminalist point of view
bbb: aaa, with such associations Bams cannot walk to feed a duck. From a sanitary point of view.
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: Goat glue, vegetarian, 140 kg, 2 meters, from Canada
xxx: Fuck, did you also get those dumb stickers in the kinder surprise?)))
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After a successful baby night, the husband slept, dressed and went to work. As he got out of the tram, he crashed - someone stopped him. When he wanted to find out, he heard from a man: "Sorry, boy, I accidentally came to you on a collage." He looked and discovered that he was wearing my jeans, in which the socks were left, and they are now drawing behind him and everyone is attacking them. In the middle of the stop, I had to pull out these socks from below, pulling out to the great joy of the people around.
Mail in the chat of the Kalyan online store.
Visitor (P) and Operator (O)
Q: Hello khalil mammon is available?
A: Hi to you. What interests you?
P: preferably original
A: I am asking about the model.
Theme: Tuffaha
A: Yes, Tuffaha is available.
Q is original?
A: In the Halil Mamun section, we only have original Kalanchoe.
Q: And the only colors that are presented on the site?
The color of what? The mine is only one color. Colds can be different.
Q: What is the weight?
A: The weight of what?
P: in the video
A: 1.8 kg without a hose and cup.
A: 625g mine with seals
A: 114.6 g of dish.
A: 163.1 g of cup.
A: 125 g slang
A: 2202.7 g weighs calcium in collection. Weighed specifically for you.
Q: To weigh with water in a can and tobacco in a cup?