Chief desant officer of Russia, Colonel-General Vladimir Shamanov said that he “absolutely does not care” the inclusion of his name in the sanctions list of the European Union in connection with the events in Ukraine.Shamanov about the sanctions:- It is absolutely purple to me.- And you are not going to the United States?- If the Supreme Commander-in-Chief gives an order, I will go.
Commentary: On the tank. Head of the column "Letters"

SpuggY: you should buy a pair of spare cameras and a rem, the two stick.
Madsonic: so swear
Spuggy: No, I need a wheelchair.
SpuggY: and also bike warrior, bike tank and cyclist)

This is:

I went to a big hypermarket. I go and look at the sides. Here I notice the department with toys, and there a bunch of different machines: collectors, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in an instant I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to go to the products, that would buy for myself what to do at work, to eat at lunch.

What a shit... I needed to buy a postcard for our anniversary at work. I have a good bookstore next to my house. I stand in a line at the box office and suddenly see that they sell kaleidoscopes, and I have loved them since I was a child. They are quite expensive, indeed, infection, but nothing that I don’t earn? I bought a small one and I am very happy with it now. I have an organiser at my desk, and my co-workers often ask me to give a choleydoscope to play. Yes, I am not a jade.

to this:

In the bowl:
"they earn gastronomic amounts"

Thus e. They work for food.

Commentary by Roma Voronezhsky on the Opel Insignia:

All modern cars are the same. They are even called in the same way: Opel Insinia, Almer's Nissan, Toyote King, Reno Laguna, Pubon Fegrosa. The same sides shine with the same color. And the mouths of all are equally wicked (BMW) or just as dumb as this opal. He’s now looking at something unclear, or trying to remember what Angelina Jolie’s name is. Various ridiculous creatures from comics (lamborghini, lotus...) aggravate the sad picture. All cars are off. These planes are yes.

I caught myself on the fact that I periodically automatically ticked into the page so that it didn’t go out...What did the gadgets do to me?
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They didn’t teach you to turn off your sleep mode settings.

Finish the Eurovision! He’s not a man who shaves his beard for every bit.

X: I need a girl. She drank, smoked and died. I would work, raise it from the bottom.
YYY: So you would work for two, and she would do nothing?
Oh yeah yeah yes.
I agree to be your girlfriend!

I read about the microwave films - penetrated.
He pulled off the entire panel on his LG! There is nothing under it! All sensors are removed.
What to do?! to

The sad experience of placing an open system behind the monitor - a friend actively roaring in the microphone during the game of random saliva shortened the motherboard

There was a controversy about whether Khalisi could overthrow Sauron if her dragons had grown well.
...
The Hobbits are needed against Sauron, and the only Hobbit is tried for tsarist murder

- I look at the apartments, at reasonable prices, only floors with direct views of the cemetery remained.
The cemetery is not so bad. Better a cemetery than any garden or TTC from windows.
In realtors, this is called “silent neighbors” and goes as a plus.

Headache is called hemorrhoids by those who are used to thinking with their ass, not their head.

In an international chess tournament, one very young player defeated an old opponent.
Do you know whom you defeated? Ask the young man after the party. This is Grandmaster N, a participant in the matches of the candidates, the author of many chess books, which taught more than one generation of chess players.
“This name tells me nothing,” the young winner replied. I have not read his books.
Of course, the old grandmaster immediately about it. The veteran thought for a while, and then said:
Maybe that’s why he’s progressing so fast.

The hospital is now a place where embarrassing patients are preventing doctors from working with documentation.

I look at the cat and envy - he is well, any food for him acts as a sleeping pill.
___________
Luckily for you, my opposite, after eating (especially at night) begins to wear all over the apartment, including on the sleeping me...

XXX: The girl kissed me with her series. I have a brain "castle" today.
I complained to my husband, Grum, the word power no longer.
Q: And you know what he replied to me?
xhh: "You will not ruin the shell" (

Why should I watch the bullshit advertising of tampons, pads and drops?
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I wonder why some men are so upset?
He has repeatedly faced strong rejection. No alternatives are offered. It just annoys them all that. without explanation. And some are not even advertising, but everything that is related to it.
The men, wow! What is wrong with you? What is natural is not ugly.
Honestly, here is a liquid sucking man on the advertisement of prostatitis also does not add appetite. But he doesn’t get rid of you...
And women’s advertising is quite sparing. Far from reality. No blood, no smell... happy girls. It irritates them that they are okay, and they can’t fuck them.

You are a hopeless idiot! Thanks to your stupid comments, you’re like a centaur! Do you know who the centaurs are? No, they’re not the guards in the shopping center. Centaurus is a mythical character - half man and half horse. Same as you are, a fairy tale!

The universe held a course meeting on the upcoming session, classes passes and other "pleasures". After his completion, when everyone was about to leave, the Imperial March was included in the entire acting hall. The dean is striking back, shit.