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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113479
 16.05.2015
XHH: This is what happens with the program -
The old friend no longer codes in it.
They are in a strange vanity.
Different are not...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113478
 16.05.2015
Once a colleague told me: I was in Germany, and so it was tired there - neither to throw the straw, neither to spit on the asphalt, neither to drink beer...
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Hate to fuck! A pure hell for the goat!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113477
 16.05.2015
But when a student moves to high school, wearing on his back becomes much easier.
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In the universe I already had enough notebook and pencil.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №113476
 16.05.2015

Black_HobbiT: yaah boh, removed the password from the scope!
Per the old icq?
Black_HobbiT: I’m afraid I’m not good enough

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113475
 16.05.2015
Pregnant wife (6 months)
I finally started walking too!! By the way, is my walk like a hike?
- Well, generally speaking, it looks more like a slightly squeezed penguin, well, yes, in general, a little bit =)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113474
 16.05.2015
The first time is the most memorable. It will remain in your memory for a lifetime. It was like lightning running through your whole body. You forget everything. A new feeling occupies you. No other thoughts come into my head. Your friends told you many times about it, but the reality exceeded all expectations. A new countdown in your life has begun. I want to share my feelings with the world. Did you do the same thing when you first explained the magic?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113473
 16.05.2015
When I was told that a son was born, I ran under the windows of the chamber and jumped like a fool, but my wife couldn’t even get to the window... On the third day, I came to the nursery with my hand hanged and a fingernail under my eye. Looking at me, the whole nursery ran away... It turned out that I was coming the next day. He went up to the third floor by some power cable, using only his hands, in the teeth of a bouquet of sloppy nails, and tried to get to the window by the window to deliver the bouquet to his wife, slipped and stumbled into the lower-growing bush. He fell successfully, because he immediately began to cheer joyfully, rose up, made another attempt to storm the third floor, at the level of the second floor the cable did not stand and broke off, crushing me right on the asphalt, the third approach was crippled by the armed forces who had risen...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113472
 16.05.2015
xxx: You’ll probably hate me, but I’ll run the DNA config from the root crown. The ass hears that you can not do so, but an hour before the end of the working day in the PT before the vacation I will not do otherwise )))
YYY: is correct
All critical things must be done from the root.
Yyy: especially on Friday evening before vacation

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113471
 16.05.2015
The Women’s Forum.

Anonymous :

Wait for tomorrow’s scanned absolutely burning essay of my middle son Semen based on Brullov’s painting “The Rider.”
They are:
God, if it were a draft :--) Although there are no estimates - exactly a draft, thank you, God!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113470
 16.05.2015
We agreed yesterday that my husband and I will meet for lunch in the afternoon, both from work. I go to the place, look for a parking lot, I see with a side-sight - such a beautiful guy comes to meet me, also smiles. Mood is good. The sun shines. I also smiled. I get closer, and this is my husband.)
I tell him. He is like - like a compliment made, and like - what are you on other men))) Good that he is not jealous)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113469
 16.05.2015
You do not know what to do with the guests, give a password from the Wi-Fi.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113468
 16.05.2015
Good teachers in Plekhanova work.
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I will not argue about the rest, but this is a clear lie. She worked for 7 years (2000-2007) at REA. G.V Plekhanova, one of the top universities of the country. There was no distribution. It wasn’t – and that’s all.
Occasionally you could come from some company request in the style: "Put us a couple of people for interviews, let’s see what you grew up". This is not the case every year, and not every school.
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They say, in the USSR, they do not blink about the year 2000. In 2000, the USSR, as well as the planned-distribution system, had not existed for 9 years. Take a rest and learn the history of the country in which you live before you accuse people of lying.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №113467
 16.05.2015
Programming by Clarion:
*** by
The Conditions:
• Registration of TC.
White wages from 67,000 to 82,000 per hand.
• Nutritional nutrition.
• Discount on routes
Place of work: Khimki

XXX is:
If you are willing to pay 200,000. A month on hand, ready to remember and ride to Khimki.
For 150 hands ready to remember and work remotely

YYY :
300 thousand A month on hand, ready to learn and ride to Khimki.

and ZZZ:
400 thousand net
is ready:
1st Talk to Clarion.
2nd Rewrite your miracle system to Java
Three Moving to Khimki
4 is Integrate into the Hymkin society, adopting local culture and customs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113466
 16.05.2015
111: Dreaming of Yave
22 of cigarettes.
333 The motorcycle.
444 the language.
111: The island of Yamao

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113465
 16.05.2015
Someday I will have a big alpaca, and I will call it ALPACINA.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113464
 16.05.2015
I once stood on my grandfather’s foot in the subway. He said to him "Pardon"... In response he heard "the foot came, and also called a pearl".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113463
 16.05.2015
Real women do not escape. They are scattered!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №113462
 16.05.2015
The Negro Runner

One familiar electronics engineer, Itsik (Issak), a native of Israel, worked at Motorola in America somewhere in the 1980s. The motorcycle was high. The engineering staff was still predominantly “white.” but somehow there was a Negro Joe, immediately after graduating from the university. Joe was born in Africa, somewhere in Nigeria, and somehow went to study at an American university. Should you say that Joe had no money for his soul? He has adapted to student life, but in a solid firm you need to "keep the style."
Isaac is a very spiritual man. Having met Joe on his first day and getting caught up with his problem, he borrowed him a few hundred dollars “to rise up.” After that, Joe paid his first salary. But he was very impressed that the unknown white man was so willing to help him. Especially because the “white” treated him very cold. Joe and Icic became friends.
Isaac likes to run. He loved to run through the picturesque city parks. He also invited Joe. He wavered and said that he could try, but would only run together. He himself is afraid to run. Isaac did not understand and asked what was the problem. “You know,” said Joe, “if a white man runs in America, he’s playing sports. And if a Negro runs away, he stole something.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113461
 16.05.2015
It was not in that country that Serdyukov was appointed Minister of Defense.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113460
 16.05.2015
Dema: With each new phone, the sound is getting worse, the reception is getting weaker...
Dema: It seems that the more new features in phones, the worse the main ones work.

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