I remembered at night, as us in the kindergarten of the Uzbek people were irritated: "Russian - a narrow ass". Now I know it was a compliment.

Losses from Piracy:

>How they stumbled let them sell it all for 50r. Then I will still think and so I will crawl and I will crawl.

Your thought needs to be arranged. For example: I, as a citizen of my country, refuse to reimburse the expenses of foreign corporations without recalculation and legal registration of the parity of purchasing power. I consider it unreasonable to give the monetary stamps of my country the equivalent of physical assets expressed in the form of oil, gas, forest, etc. for the virtual product natural composition which is not up to 1%. I have no moral costs because of understanding the essence of the secondary market and the role of my country in the income structure of a producing TNC. I am a citizen of my country and I have no moral or legal responsibility to citizens or structures of a foreign country until we have been conquered, and until then I believe that my state should serve the interests of its people.

somehow so.

And my grandmother calls the keyboard "buttons", and the mouse " pocket"...

The title on lente.ru
"Gromov promised within a month to prepare Moscow for fires"
It was burning last summer.

From one of the forums:
Subject: Thermorectal cryptoanalysis
He is...
There was such a case in my practice.
I was invited to a barbecue, the ventilation in the hotel was broken. We had to change the engine and connect it properly.
And there, in this hotel, the doctors settled. And the chip had a calonhydrotherapy, as it is called. For those who do not know, I will explain:
A person suffering from illness, two slanges were inserted into his ass. In one hose water warm with non-ibatzo active superturbobacteria was supplied and from the other all the shit was sucked out. He heals all diseases.” And the water heater they asked from the ventilation system (well, what are the projects here? Which lines are closer, there and written)
Well... I shortened, the ventilation shield then turned off, well, and their junkyard turned out the same. And at this time on the procedure (hule – Glamour) was the director of the hotel........ The water in the point cold went...............

The title of the book from the city library just exploded my brain. The three-hundred-page edition was called "Slower than Goebbels".

I told a friend that I wanted to have a piranha at home, and that was where it started.
The bathroom!!You are really kkkk.
The pirates are dead!!! to
M: Is this what you’re willing to do if it’s not?? to
D: Running across the shore and screaming that I’m stupid
M: Give it
What do you do? you will do that.
...remove links to articles and videos with "extinct" fish...
D: The film said they died out 2 million years ago
M: You are confusing it with something.
D: Piranhas 3D! which came out that summer
M: Ahaha
D is fucking.
D: Find and watch this movie!!They were told that when the earthquake took them all under the ground and they were extinct!!!! to
M: I have a movie.
M: I’ll look at it, and I’m sure they don’t say that.
M: And you will run!
D: Look at the beginning!
M: But the piranhas do exist. Shame must be
M: Not knowing this.
D: You should be ashamed.
Q: For what do I know about the school program?
It’s like saying that sharks are extinct.
The sharks didn’t win.
D: You will still apologize!
D: When to watch the movie!
D: Talk to you.
M: This is a disgrace.
D: You are a disgrace!
M: I am in shock.
The movie should be watched, no shock.
I don’t feel it is all.)

A village boy, who came to the city for the first time and with the help of relatives mastered the Internet, drowned himself to death.

Prep by p.
The student s.

Q: Therefore, from this we get that for this we will need a goa.
C: What will be needed?
Q: She is goof!
C: What a mess?
Q: We will need steps for this operation.

I go with my father in a car, a topolino puh flies through the city.
Father publishes: Oh you, Star Wars! We are moving into the hyperspace!"

The Zombie Parade. In the photo, a girl with a kind of makeup, in some strange coat, grafted with red paint, and two Omon men, who drag her somewhere.
The comments:
The costumes are badly made, by the way.
2nd OMON.

“You don’t want to come to me, let’s have a good time?”
No, thank you, but I have someone to talk to.
I wonder, with whom?
I never get bored with her.
He is :?? to
I bought my own :R

The Orthodox Forum.

Hi Father Constantine!
I have such a strange phenomenon as zeal during prayer, I do not know if it is good or, on the contrary, harmful!
Every time I pray before I go to bed, I scream and it’s been a long time.
Recently I started to be more interested in religion: I read the Bible, the Law of God, I started to go to church more often... But also recently (and maybe even earlier than this) started to yell not only when praying, but also, for example, if I think of religion, faith, God, the Kingdom of heaven, etc., I talk about them... I recently went on a bus, and there was a Cathedral outside the window and only I looked at the cross, how I started to YELL! The only thing I can’t say is whether I scream in the church, like I didn’t scream inside, or maybe I don’t remember. Please explain to me what it can be, and is it harmful, if so, what is worth doing to get rid of it?

P.S When I wrote this message, I continued to crack!

A person’s belief in the coming of the end of the world only stimulates him to receive new loans!!!...

I go from work tonight.. the people in the salon are fun - tomorrow is a holiday.. Congratulations to everyone.. a lightweight swing with a lazy fun... I sit, in the window, I don't touch anyone.. At the next stop there is a girl, 25, well 28 years of strength, very young..
Wanked, from work, and there are no places. Hanging on the wardrobe, on the sides does not look. And I, from the day sitting, my legs got stuck. Well, the fool got up, the place suggested. And through the stop the salon again released. I sit, again in the window of the zenki shoulder. I did not feel the easy touch of the lips in the cheek, but the smell touched. The girl came out, well and knocked in the cheek without prejudice. I was in shock, the guys in the back yard in general in the car, as not a glamorous and not thick girl, but a nanny, home-like. And no ulcer sounded.
I’ve been kissed for five years and no one has kissed me.

If your cat smiles mysteriously in the morning, it is better not to wear shoes.

So this gun being targeted at people literally makes the blood boil.
XX: any fluid
xxx: so the expression to suck boiling water is not so portable
yyy: our b invented something to the expression "the brick" also ceased to have a fantastic character

If you do not understand politics, just watch Eurovision to guess who is friends with whom and vice versa! K is

Explosion of Brain

She: I’ve put off Ivory Paparazzi!
What is fish?
She is: yes :)

Commentary on the photo where a man photographs a murdered elephant:
Why did he kill the elephant??...
He killed the deer to make the deer dead.