With a pickup.

How I Became a Plant

During the session I was quite absent from work. Today I came and saw that there were pots with flowers in my workplace. In the largest pot is a sign with the inscription:
"Chief Sales Specialist"
This is how I found a replacement.)

We took a cat. My favorite activity is to go into a basket with dirty underwear and get something out of it. I put the basket in the closet. From the third attempt, from the run, the allure from the TV jumps. He rolls out of the closet together with the basket and the proud walks through the room with cowards on his head. A fetish one.

XXX is coming)
XXX: How is life? How is the session? Congratulations on the delivery, by the way.
YYY: I asked myself. I thought out the answer myself. She congratulated herself. Tell me, am I not bothering you? :D

Usually when I try to shave, I only get a little foolish.

I was curious, and there are other people who remember the grandfather on the green six, the man with the dollars and the EMO of the asphalt carrier?

xxh: the whole day painted the parquet in a closed room (otherwise the wallpapers will go away). He listened to music and immediately watched the clips.

Basically, most women in their lives had a choice – to marry this goat, or to stay alone for the rest of their lives.

A real man should ride a Mercedes or BMW and smoke the parliament not lower.

I smoke parliament, I drive a Mercedes. I am a truck driver.

From Chat:
XXX: thank you Marat gather us more often)))
YYY: No, Marat, we don’t need to collect in pieces...

XXX: The question of the boss. For example, a sadist
YYY: Does the trick lump you?
XXX is worse. The employer requested the presentation. He was not ready, he forced the layout to paint in painting. Fuck the painting!

XXX is fucking
XXX: It is not.
XXX is overwhelming.
XXX: when your deputy dean on the page repost with a photo of Edward of this of your calen and the signature "connected with a woman. As it was, it remained"

I read the ad: “A cat is looking for a cat. any one. “I was jealous of the capabilities of his Barcy. The only disadvantage is that he cannot read.

from Lafayette 15.05.13

This is not the first time that Sverdlovs leaders get stunned when giving gifts. The former governor of the Sverdlovsk region, Alexander Misharin, once presented a television to a blind paralympic.
After the ridiculous gift became widely known, the TV from the athlete was taken away and in exchange given a bicycle.

The beginning of the news is this.
"Governor of the Sverdlovsk region handed veterans a deadline"
I think it is shit...

Well, how "no weather" can not be shown so, and how in Syria the heart is cut so can be.and ((

I don’t know why all of you have seat belts.He does not allow to fall side by side when bypassing numerous road holes and fly forward with sharp braking. And also under it is very convenient to sleep, especially if the cough is placed (for passengers =))) Another thing if you have not yet come out of the adolescent period, when you must show everyone that you are cooler only eggs after 10 minutes of cooking. Then yes, sticking up is a serious blow to reputation.

from the Internet space.
"We invite you to a literary master class on fish salt"
was lost...

Masha, did you not shake up? I come home, neither you nor things.
Let you go! Go to your youth!
What an idiot, you are in a bad time!
"What kind, you might think, I didn't hear you say to Vasa that you won't go to a beer with him, because you'll fuck with Yulia until night. He returned home unknown when.
It is stupid! Not Yulia, but Yii! This is the program... March Home!

xxx: Let the crowd be gathered more, there are frostbite and drug addicts with a lower pain threshold. One, out, digged the garden and four times rubbed himself with his shoulder on his foot, he thought, the root.

Atheist: Yes, it is the cult of cargo (cult of cargo) in its pure form!

White people find a flat ground, draw it in stripes, put on the sides of the lights, and a plane arrives to them with a very useful cargo.
So, the natives decide, if you draw a flat platform and put on the sides of the lights, sooner or later a plane will fly to them.

In successful countries there are "silicon valleys".
So if we build the same, our country will be successful.

After detaining the largest party of hashish in Lithuania’s history, parliament will urgently consider the issue of legalizing marijuana in Lithuania.